Hey Little Bunny!

Once upon a time, there lived a old man on a mountain. He was a humble old man, and turned down all requests for money and offering. In the morning, the old man got up and tended to his garden, and in the evening, the old man went to bed, just to do the same the next day.

One day this old man looked up into the sky and...

"FUCK!!!"

Cursed, because I'm telling you the wrong story.

Here's the real story.

Once upon a time, there lived an old man that looked as if he was 20 years old. He was The God. Not A god, THE GOD. Also he wasn't humble. He was just telling all those who complained to him to give them power to shut up, and do it themselves. This happed so often that he was having ideas to restart. Then one day he thought of an idea, it was a brilliant idea, this idea was to create something to let those who desired, to make them work for it.

This idea was to create a tower. And so, he created a tower. This tower was the tower of tower's. Each floor was as big as the Americas and Asia put together. Each floor had 3 zones, the inner tower, outer tower and middle area. He also created a guardian for each floor. The guardians are Asexual, but can only reproduce if there aren't enough guardians, so he won't have to keep watch in case they die. Inside of each outer, he created beings to start colonizing. Inside the inner tower he left a extremely deluded reminiscent of his energy for the ones who desire to climb the tower, to play with. Of course, he made the guardians rule that energy. Inside all of the tower he left this energy, but only those who are in the inner tower can mold this energy. Inside the middle area he left, the energy and a very complex maze that leads up to upper floors.

The tower has 500 floors {AN: Made up number}. The bottom floor had a huge door that lead inside the tower but not the other way around. There was no way out of the tower as he made sure anyone who thought they got out, would be trapped into an infinity room, that looked like space, and be teleported back inside after 10 minutes. After he was done with the tower. He made the first floor guardian know how to greet everyone and how to pick people to climb the tower. He also created a teacher for guardians so he doesn't get bothered. He named this tower, The Tower Of God.

Now since he was done with the tower he made the place where the tower sat on a planet that was so large it could fit 100 suns inside of it. He made this planet beautiful. He created 2 intelligent species and normal animals on the planet. The 2 species were: Humans and Beast-mans. The humans looked like regular humans from earth, but with all varieties of colors in different places. The Beast-mans looked like the humans but had animal body parts; mainly ears and tails. The animals were Earth animals.

For those who wanted to enter the tower, they would have to be wanted by the tower, to enter.

Now that the explaining is done, let's get back to the story!

In the morning the man would get up relax and finally enjoy his peace and quiet for the first time in his long life, and at night he would go to sleep, happy as could be. As he had been busy for all of his long life, he wanted to spend all the time he had relaxing.

Millions of years past and he was still was relaxing.

BUT!!! This is where the story goes out of favor.

There was a middle aged man climbing the mountain. He seemed to be in an extremely uncomfortable mood. For he was his lords secretary. The God's secretary. He was created so God could relax and also to deal with minor things, like someone beating the tower, although that hasn't happened yet.

As the man got closer to God, he prepared himself mentally for the fury of his creator.

"Lord, it's me, I'm sorry to say but we have a complaint."

Gods brows furrowed as he opened his eyes. He then slowly turned and in a sharp voice replied,

"What do you mean, just decline it like everything else."

"It seems the tower has been stagnant for 70,000 years now {AN:made up number}. There seems to be a blockade on floor 134. I did not want to trouble you but the tower has complained and even though it is trying to solve the problem itself, it said it wants you to help it out as the guardians on floors 1 - 134 are being suppressed. It even has reported that on floor 43, the guardian has died. It said someone has proclaimed himself king of the tower and since he does not have the potential to complete the tower, he has blockaded the 135th floor so he will be the first to beat it in his empire. As the tower is getting impatient, it let someone in that does have the potential to complete the tower, as it has created the boys potential it's self."

"Hmm, ok I'll go in and watch the tower and speed up the process, so it will take less that 1000 years to delete the blockade. They can do it themselves, as I'm not their babysitter anymore. I'll go to entertain my self and might as well check on my `puppies', (guardians). Maybe I'll have some fun while I'm at it."

"Ok."

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!At the tower door!

The door was 50 feet tall and 30 feet wide. It was black and had a metal sheen on it. A man with brown hair and blue eyes was standing in front of the door. With a healthy height of 6 feet 2 inches, and a face and body that would make any ladies heart throb. He placed his hand on the door and and the door seemed to vibrate in happiness. He lightly pushed and the door swung open without any resistance.

As soon as he stepped in, the door closed quickly, as if afraid he would leave.

"Welcome to the Tower of God, it seems another irregular has appeared in such a short time. I wasn't expecting to see 3 irregulars in 1 day."

The man raised his eyebrow, apparently not expecting to get this type of greeting from someone who he did not put as the first guardian.

"Hey little bunny, were is the guardian of this floor."

The Bunny creature gave the man a strange look.

"I am the guardian of this floor,Headon."

The man raised his eyebrow.

"Hmm, and were is Gita, the first guardian of the first floor?"

Headon's eyes widened extremely wide as he took several hurried steps back. Headon got in a battle stance and shouted at the man,

"Who are you and what do you want with the tower."

"I am the creator of this tower, bring me to Gita or I will just summon him."

Headon narrowed his eyes.

"If you are the creator of this tower what is the password?"

"Peace and quiet is what I desire."

Headon's eyes closed and he kneeled on the ground. He was sweating now that he confirmed the man was telling the truth.

"I will take you to master Gita, please forgive me God of all if I have dissatisfied you with my performance."

"Alright little Bunny, just tell me what floor Gita is on and I will forgive you."

"Master Gita is on floor 499, as he wanted to, and I quote 'do the same as God and relax till i die.'"

"That damn 'puppy' has gotten lazy I guess. Takes after his creator."

And so, God teleported to floor 499 in a secret room where another Bunny like creature was lazily laying in a bed.

God walked up to the bed and kicked the Bunny across the room.

"THUD!"

"Wake up you lazy Bunny, only I get to relax like that."