The Oracle of Earth 63

Chapter Intro:

Yo people! Me, it's Wild, WildDreamer, but right now it's Max Bizenga. Here's why:

I was just an ordinary guy until I was 13.

That day, as usual, right after I cut my cake, my dad made one too many comments. And I couldn't stand it so I ran away and along the way I met an old man in a big black cape with a fluorescent stick.

'My name is Eyseara Ervalda,' he said to me. 'The oracle of Earth 63. Earth 63? But what is he talking about? I think. On March 19, two days before your birthday, you will go to Los Angeles and meet Katarachix. So, just before you get struck by lightning, it will give you the Zhanghua of lightning and you will become the greatest of all speedsters. and on those words he passed in front of me (I was petrified at the thought of being struck by lightning) and turned around the corner.

"Hey! Wait! How am I going to be struck down by lightning? Who is Katarachix? What it's your Zhangu I don't know what?"

You! Come back! I ran to catch him but turning around, it wasn't him, but the police I saw (especially Sergeant John Tiser). I looked in all directions but he was gone.

-Max! Seriously!" said he. "You know how dangerous it is to run away like that?"!

-Yes, mom. I wouldn't do it again if you give me my snack now."

-You're seriou? Forget it, I drop you off ?

"Yeah, plse." After I got home, I immediately went to my room and my sister came to give me the biggest piece of cake she said. It's really a Devangel (half Angel, half Demon. You understand why). So I spent my fifth year wondering what was going to happen to me. During the holidays, I met Innes, my ex-crush, and Placida, my new crush. They're both incredibly beautiful and sexy girls with some differences : Innes is blonde, extroverted and… we hate each other but Placida is brown, shy and she's my best friend. But, hey, sometimes love is zebi like no two. It's boring because I'm currently in a fucking shit situation!!!!!! And you're reading my biggest flash back. If I miss this mission, it's too bad for all of us!!!! But hey, I won't spoiler you.