sarcasm

Mabus felt like he should just die!

he didn't sign up for this ! him why must it be him!

he stepped out of his home, minding his own business, Mabus couldn't believe his shitty luck. Again, he was in the wrong place at the wrong time. A slap meant for someone else, Maddie, a man arguing with his girlfriend, landed squarely on Mabus's cheek. The stinging pain was nothing compared to the frustration and anger boiling inside him.

"Why me?! Why does this always happen to me?! Can't I just have one day, one single day, without some kind of mishap or catastrophe?! I'm just trying to live my life, and yet the universe seems to have it out for me! I'm a magnet for trouble, a jinx waiting to happen.

"And what's with these couples?! Can't they keep their drama to themselves?! I'm not asking for much, just a peaceful existence, but no, I get slapped in the face because of their relationship issues! I didn't sign up for this! I didn't agree to be a punching bag for their anger and frustration!

"Could the universe spare me just once?! Can't it see I'm tired of this charade?! I'm exhausted from constantly dealing with other people's problems. I'm done with being the scapegoat, the innocent bystander who always gets caught in the crossfire.

"Maddie, Alex, and their dysfunctional relationship can keep their drama to themselves! I don't want to be a part of it! I just want to be left alone, to live my life without interference from the universe's cruel sense of humor. But no, I'm stuck with a stinging cheek and a burning anger, thanks to my shitty luck and this never-ending jinx that follows me everywhere.

"Ugh, I'm so tired of this. Just leave me alone, universe! Let me have one day of peace, one day without trouble or strife. Is that too much to ask?!"

mabus head was flaming and dancing like a monkey with rage ,but outside he was as calm as spring

"Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry! I can't believe I accidentally slapped you! I was in the heat of the moment, arguing with my boyfriend, and I didn't mean to hit you at all! You were just standing there, minding your own business, and I feel terrible for involving you in our drama. Please forgive me!"

the woman Alex voice sounded as she realized what she did, making mabus stop from saying any frustrating words he was going to say

gosh seriously you guys already made me part of your DRAMA !so why don't I have the chance to play a role in it!!

Mabus wish he could burst out everything from his head, it's just a nice morning of a perfect jinx.

" We are really sorry man ! my girlfriend didn't mean to hit you ,I swear and apologize you can slap me if you want!" Maddie's voice rang ,he was being sincere. He hoped that the boy in front of him could forgive his girlfriend and not do anything that would take her to the police.

"Maddie what are you saying! he can't hit you he should hit me I was the one that hit him!" Alex voiced out determined.

Mabus was he a bad guy ?! he pondered, because these couples were really making him look like a bad guy!

"HEY hey it's okay, I've got no problem, I'm chill it's fine everything is just fine I'm okay,you and your girlfriend are free to keep arguing and I won't report you to the police I see that is your fear. just go on and I will keep on with where I was going. what do you guys think?"

for real he gestured like a fairy , trying to make this couples not say anything else that would make him feel like Oakmoth

from miraculous ladybug

just imagine two trembling couples under his clutches,it gave him goosebumps.

"Are you sure ,you're telling the truth?"Maddie questioned with his brows raised like squidwards brow.

"Please we hope you are telling the truth boy"Alex muttered, staring at him with disbelieving eyes.

Mabus grumbled, seriously must they always make him look like a FUCKEN villain for F**K SAKE !

"YES REALLY! I'm telling the truth,you guys can keep going on it's entertaining I can stay here and watch if you guys want to continue but I have no popcorns,do you wanna me to go get my popcorn and I can just chill and watch you guys as a tv show "

mabus,knew that he wasn't a saint, even though he was to ask this couples to stop arguing right now ,he wouldn't go directly in telling them,he would make it as awkward as FUCK ! for them so they will in their own initiative stop arguing and which he was doing right now.

"uh sorry,you are so kind sir" smiled Alex with her voice shaky as she then took her boyfriend running away from Mabus like he was a monster.

Mabus could SWEAR he saw her eyes twitching as she smiled at him and ran away,

being Dead serious was his jinx making him look like the devil son for it to make

she reacts like that and escapes with her boyfriend! Please, he just wants a break from all this.

"Oh, would you look at me, a masterpiece of chaos and charm,

A walking contradiction, causing mayhem with alarm.

Life's like a comedy, and I'm the star of the show,

A jinx with beauty, wherever I go!

My intelligence? Oh, it's vast, like a bottomless pit,

But don't be fooled, it's mostly just sarcastic wit.

My looks? Well, they're a sight to behold,

Like a model, but with a story better left untold.

Life is so great, you see, with its endless twists and turns,

I'm just here for the ride, as the universe churns.

My talents? Oh, they're endless, or so I like to believe,

I can do anything, except maybe leave.

My sense of humor? Legendary, they say,

But sometimes it gets me in trouble, in its own special way.

My cooking skills? Well, let's just say they're unique,

Like a culinary disaster, every time I seek.

But hey, I'm also humble, or so I like to pretend,

In this sea of sarcasm, I'll still try to be a friend.

So here's to me, in all my glory and might,

A sarcastic masterpiece, shining ever so bright!

But don't get too close, or you might just find,

That behind the laughter, there's a troubled mind.

A flawed and imperfect soul, trying to find its place,

In this crazy, chaotic, sarcastic rat race.

So cheers to life, with all its ups and downs,

I'll keep laughing and joking, even when I wear the crown.

For in the end, what else can I do,

But embrace the madness, and laugh my way through!"

Mabus couldn't but howled like a ghost as he went back to his house and Mrs cockroach was there at the table

"OH so FUCkEN awesome" he chirp to himself as he saw mrs cockroach at the table