MeTAL Butt

A sunny afternoon on the school sports field. A group of students, all dressed in white jerseys and shorts, are engaged in a lively soccer match. Some are sprinting across the grass, their muscles tensed and ready for action, while others are clustered around the ball, eagerly trying to gain control. One student is focused on the game, his messy brown hair sticking up in every direction as he leaps into the air, trying to head the ball. Another student, with a bright pink sports bra and a determined expression, is sprinting down the sideline, her ponytail bouncing behind her.

Meanwhile, a group of students on the bench are cheering and chanting, their faces painted with colorful stripes and symbols. One student is blowing a loud horn, while another is waving a giant team flag. On the field, a student goalkeeper is crouched low, eyes fixed intently on the ball as it hurtles towards the net. Another student, with a mop of curly hair, is trying to outmaneuver an opponent, his feet moving in a blur of motion.

As the coach blows the whistle, the students all freeze, looking up at the scoreboard to see which team is in the lead. The air is filled with the sounds of laughter and friendly competition, and the sun casts a warm glow over the vibrant sports field.

On the sidelines, a group of cheerleaders are shaking their pom-poms and cheering on the teams. They're wearing mini shorts and have long white legs that are perfect for kicking up into the air as they perform their routines. Their bright smiles and colorful outfits add to the excitement of the game.

Mabus, (one of the students), is practicing his moves with the boys, his messy brown hair sticking up in every direction as he leaps into the air, trying to head the ball. Suddenly, Natasha, the plastic sister from the top of the girls' shoulders, falls from above, her fake butt (as hard as metal) landing squarely on Mabus's head. The impact is loud, and the students all gasp in shock.

Mabus crashes to the ground, a swell forming on his head. Natasha, still plastic and insincere, waves a disgusting kiss as she juggles back up to her position, her fake butt wobbling with each step.

The boys rush to Mabus's side, Flash and Theo helping him up. "Hey man, you look like you need the school nurse ASAP!" says Theo, concern etched on his face. "Your head is swollen as a red tomato, literally!!"

Mabus rubs his head, wincing in pain. "Thanks, guys...I think I need a ice pack...or a helmet...or both..."

The students all laugh, and Flash says, "Come on, let's go see the school nurse."