a tasty spider

Mabus walked into the house,his head turned towards the corner and he spots Mrs cockroach who had fled from the table as she saw him coming, her pink bow was dancing in the wind that came from the window making it sparkle like Barbie magic bow.Mabus eyes locked at Mrs cockroach,his deep brown sugar eyes burning with cunning intentions as his gaze focused on her.a smirked formed on his lips ,his pink lip lit as he slid his tongue across his canine teeth his lips made the sound"KO" while pointing his hands to Mrs cockroach.

his eyes flashed with a snapped to Mrs cockroach ,"I am so gonna kill you ! lady COCKROACH" he roared with his hands moving fast with his body to miss the cockroach. He laughed sinisterly at Mrs cockroach "I'm so gonna chop YOU"

his voice sounded like a light yagami laugh sending shivers into anyone's spine.

lady cockroach took her her many feets running for her cockroach life,she wasn't planning on getting cut by Mabus or anything,if she had a voice she would have cried " FUCK HUMAN !!!"

Mabus was not aware of anything going through Mrs cockroach head ,he was focus of catching lady cockroach and giving her the torture of life!

his yellow t-shirt flash has he jumped up high in the couch showing his inny belly button,his pants made a snap as he jumped too high almost showing his brother.

Mabus his consciousness wasn't in all that as he ran like Saitama.

the clock tick ,ding dong ding dong !

Mabus was still chasing the cockroach around the house, his pants were now wet with sweat ,with his shirt also looking like he had been given a greasy bath!

Mabus breathed in and breathed out his voice churning from exhaustion "Mrs cockroach the battle has not ended just wait for me till I find you!" His voice roared like a Saiyan morphing.a yellow light Bob lit brought Mabus who was like a dead fish back to life .He sighs he really needs to get off his ass and make something for himself! cause his stomach was really hungry!

He didn't remember being hungry when chasing Mrs Cockroach around but now that he was done,the hunger came to accuse him with vengeful hands like an octopus.

"I really need to kill this laziness "Mabus mumbled and he got up stretching his back that almost cracked from the exercise of chase, with no haze but gentle elegance.

the kitchen was having cup webs with falling spiders,Mabus seeing this almost remembered how he was scammed into getting this house

"well it's just the past let me forget it and for us on the future!" he snapped looking at the dirty dishes, avoiding their gaze he searched for ingredients he had available in place

there was pork shoulder ,orange juice, lime juice, garlic, oregano ,cumin, paprika, cayenne pepper corn tortillas ,onions ,cilantro, lime wedge

all this was the only ingredient which means he could only make taco .

Mabus sighed, taking the apron he put it around his well narrowed waist and then he wash his hands before he started bringing the ingredients for a check.

after he was done he took a recipe book ,he opened it to write and learned how to prepare a taco.

mabus started reading:

"Hey there, taco enthusiast! Are you ready to embark on a culinary adventure? Let's create a mouthwatering taco al pastor, just like the ones you find at your favorite Mexican street food stall!

First, start by warming up a corn tortilla on a dry pan or in the microwave for a few seconds. You want it to be nice and pliable, so it folds easily. Think of it as giving your tortilla a little wake-up call, getting it ready for the flavor explosion that's about to happen! Imagine the aroma of warm tortillas wafting through the air, teasing your taste buds and building anticipation.

Next, add a slice or two of juicy pork shoulder. You can use any other protein you like, but pork is traditional for tacos al pastor, and it's just so tender and flavorful! Imagine the rich, meaty flavor mingling with the other ingredients, creating a harmonious balance of flavors. The pork is the star of the show, so make sure to choose a high-quality cut that's nice and tender.

Now, add a sprinkle of flavorful oregano. This is where the magic happens, folks! Oregano gives tacos al pastor that distinctive, slightly bitter flavor that balances out the sweetness of the pork. It's like a warm hug for your taste buds! Oregano has a way of bringing out the best in the other ingredients, so don't be shy with it.

Add a pinch of spicy cumin, too. This will give your taco a nice warmth and depth of flavor. You can also add some sliced onions and cilantro for extra flavor and crunch - they're the perfect complement to the soft, juicy pork. It's like a party in your mouth! The crunch of the onions and the freshness of the cilantro will add a delightful textural element to your taco.

Squeeze a sliver of fresh lime juice on top. This is the secret ingredient that brings everything together! Lime juice adds a brightness and acidity that cuts through all the rich flavors. It's like a ray of sunshine on your taco! The acidity of the lime juice will help to balance out the fattiness of the pork, creating a beautiful harmony of flavors.

Finally, add a dash of paprika and a sprinkle of cayenne pepper if you like a little heat. Paprika gives your taco a nice smokiness, while cayenne pepper adds a spicy kick. It's like a fiesta in your mouth! The smokiness of the paprika will add a nice depth of flavor, while the cayenne pepper will leave you feeling like you're dancing the salsa.

Fold that tortilla in half, and... ¡voilà! Your taco is ready! Take a big bite, close your eyes, and let the flavors transport you to the streets of Mexico. The combination of tender pork, tangy lime juice, and spicy cumin will leave you wanting more, more, MORE! The flavors will meld together in perfect harmony, creating a culinary experience that will leave you feeling like you're in taco heaven.

So, what are you waiting for? Get cooking, and let the taco magic begin! Remember, the key to a great taco is using high-quality ingredients and cooking with love. So, put your heart into it, and enjoy every bite of your delicious taco al pastor!"

Mabus stared at the book like a monster:

"if you wanted to give all this then you should have FUCkEN killed me! was all these words necessary just for a simple taco recipe,I wonder how the hells this got to my house!"

While growling like an old man Mabus started preparing the ingredients, from chopping,to slicing etc. he focused with all attention as he worked,his white palm showing shades of red as he cut one sliceable ingredient to another.

When he was all done he prepared himself on the corner monitoring the taco until when it needed his attention.

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The kitchen was warm and cozy, the aroma of sizzling meat and fresh tortillas filling the air. Mabus had just assembled the perfect taco, the juicy pork and crunchy onions nestled neatly in a soft corn tortilla. He placed it on the counter, admiring his handiwork, before suddenly feeling the urgent call of nature.

He quickly got up and hurried to the bathroom, leaving his precious taco unattended. As he sat down, he couldn't help but think about the flavors melding together, the lime juice and cumin mingling in perfect harmony.

But little did Mabus know, a sneaky eight-legged intruder had other plans. As he was taking care of his business, a curious spider named Carlos had wandered into the kitchen, searching for his next meal. His beady eyes spotted the tantalizing taco, and he quickly scurried over to investigate.

When Mabus returned to the kitchen, he was met with a sight that made his heart skip a beat. There, on top of his beautiful taco, sat Carlos the spider, his legs sprawled out like he owned the place. Mabus let out a loud, anguished shriek, his eyes fixed on the unwelcome guest.

"NOOOOO! MY TACO! MY BEAUTIFUL TACO! YOU LITTLE...!" he cursed, his voice echoing through the kitchen. "ALL MY HARD WORK, RUINED BY A DISGUSTING SPIDER! GET OUT OF HERE, YOU EIGHT-LEGGED MENACE!"

The spider, startled by the sudden outburst, quickly scurried off, leaving behind a trail of tiny footprints on the counter. Mabus was left standing there, his taco now tainted by the unwanted visitor. He couldn't help but slump his shoulders in defeat, his culinary masterpiece ruined by a tiny, uninvited guest.