Tanaka Get His System

Hello, my name is Yoshida Tanaka, a 17-year-old boy you can find anywhere—a normal face with black hair that is neatly styled to the right. I have average school grades and a hobby of playing games. That was what Tanaka thought.

Oh, I really am an ordinary kid! I don't have any childhood friends of the opposite sex who promised to marry when we grew up, or a distant cousin who is a tomboy who played together as a child and became a beautiful girl as a teenager.

Well, I'm just an ordinary teenager that you can find anywhere!!!

Tanaka thought for a long time...

"I think it's time for you to accept reality..."

He heard such a cozy voice in his head. Tanaka, who had been trying not to pay attention to "Her."

Tanaka involuntarily turned to the source of the voice and found a girl who looked unreal as her body floated in front of him without being disturbed by gravity, not like a ghost in a horror movie. The girl was very cute with long and beautiful silver-colored hair. Her blue eyes were calm and beautiful to look at gazed at Tanaka with a gentle gaze...

Her body is also amazing... Anyway, everything the girl in front of Tanaka had was complete to his taste.

"Of course, I deliberately changed myself according to your preferences to make it easier for us to communicate..." The girl commented according to what Tanaka was thinking.

"No way!!! This is a dream!!!" Tanaka couldn't help but yell at the girl, who he thought was most likely a figment of his imagination.

"Ha- again, I'm not an imagination. I'm the system..."

"System?"

"Well, the system... I was a system born to help reincarnations from the real world to become a cheat who would rule the world and have a huge harem. However, it seems that there was a big mistake that caused this to happen." The girl seemed to be explaining something Tanaka did not understand.

"So you're saying your appearance in front of me is because of a mistake? Then can you correct it?" Tanaka said.

"Hm, of course, I can, but I don't feel comfortable doing so." She answered quite quickly, and I could see the expression on her face that she did not want to do so.

"Uh, why!?"

"Well, because I don't like taking souls from you... I don't know what will happen to you?"

"Pardun..." Tanaka was at a loss for words when he heard that.

"Yeah, in order for the system to work as it should, I have to eliminate your soul and insert the soul of a person from the real world and reincarnate as you." The system kindly explained to Tanaka.

"What? What the hell!!! How could you do such a cruel thing!!!" Tanaka was furious when he heard that.

"Wait, why are you mad at me? I didn't do anything to you..."

"Well, that's true. However, your words bother me... for some reason, it feels like you're talking as if I should be dead or something..." Tanaka sensed that there was something hidden in the system's explanation.

"Ha- Honestly, if there was no mistake, you should have died from choking while eating instant noodles last night..."

"..."

"..."

"Wait, wasn't that really a stupid death?" Tanaka couldn't help saying that.

"Of course, it was a stupid death. You could say that your death was made stupid in order to make it a laughing matter for the readers..." the system itself spoke honestly to him.

"Wait-wait, it feels like all the talk makes my head spin. Readers? Reincarnation? I'm supposed to be dead. All too much for a teenager like me to think about!!! Do you want me to be an edgy teenager!!!" Tanaka half shouted out his heart.

"Oh... I can feel your psyche being shaken... so your words are mixed with other languages..." The system that could check the psyche of its users sensed Tanaka's sanity was plummeting. He could not bear this cruel truth.

"What the hell!? What's going on? Am I delusional? Well, it's just a hallucination." He even began to think that he had gone mad. His soul was so weak that he probably died because of something stupid.

"Ha- this is really getting really annoying... hm... it feels like the system is really crashing, and if it keeps going, it will take too long, and the word count will increase even though nothing is happening... Can I do something? Hm... oh... listen to what I'm saying, this useless person. This isn't a hallucination!!!" The system was looking for a way to do something, and it seemed that due to an error, it seemed to be able to touch the user if he was in danger. Without thinking much, she just slapped Tanaka...

"It hurts!!! So it wasn't a dream or a hallucination..." Tanaka held his hot cheeks from being slapped by the girl he thought was just a hallucination and opened his eyes to that all this was real.

"Well, this is reality. So you must accept your fate."

"Fate?"

"In other words, you must accept your fate and become the main character of this fanfic!!!"

"Fanfic?"

"Oops, wrong... you have to accept your fate and accept this system and build a harem and conquer the world!!!"

"Wait... it feels like your words are those of a villain." Tanaka couldn't resist commenting.

"What are you saying? It's normal for the system to be used to help the user get a harem and become an overpowered person so that the world falls at his feet and every woman is riding their dragon..."

"Ha-I guess your creator read too many stories about harems and isekai, so his brain got dull and ate all the isekai trash every season. Wait- why am I suddenly saying something like this..." Tanaka was surprised that he could say something like that, even though there were many things he didn't understand about his words that just came out of his mouth.

"Hm... what can I say, the author... I mean, the God who created me does things like that. He even watched season two of isekai smartphone... I don't even know what's so interesting about it... The story would be about the main character also getting a new waifu and getting stronger. Without watching it, the plot can be read easily."

"Is that so? I pity your creator..." Tanaka felt like patting the system on the shoulder before realizing something was wrong.

"Ah, wait... I think we're getting off track from my question! What do you mean by fanfic!" Tanaka realized what the system was doing and asked another question to the system, which unhesitatingly showed its dislike by clicking its tongue

"Ha- I can't ignore the will of my users. You certainly know about fanfic, right?" The system spoke to Tanaka in a tone like a parent speaking to his child.

"Of course... Fanfic is a fictional story written by fans inspired by a source text, right?"

"That's right... In other words, this world is like a fanfic made by my God who likes to do whatever he wants."

"That means..." Tanaka could not believe what he was hearing. Everything the system said made no sense, making his head spin with dizziness. He did not want to accept the system's words as the truth. Otherwise... all the reality he knew would become completely destroyed...

"In other words, this world is a world full of anime/manga/novels or whatever my God likes!!! It doesn't care about plot or sense and the like!!! And you are a victim where a soul from another world got into your body and reincarnated!"

"No!!! It's all a lie! Imagination and hallucination." Tanaka did not believe what the system said, even though he still felt the slap from the system.

"Oh, that's it then. I'll leave you alone. You will slowly accept your destiny. Ah, it's not that I'm gone... I just turned into silent mode..." Sistem sighed, and just as she had said, slowly, the form of the girl who had been hovering in front of Tanaka disappeared without a trace, like a ghost.

"Ha- There's no way that's true. I was just dreaming... It hurts..." Tanaka said so and once again tried to pinch his cheek, which was still sore from the slap from the past system in which he felt the same pain.

"Anyway... This is all just my imagination... Of course." Not long after saying that, Tanaka heard a knock on the door and heard his mother's voice.

"Why is it so noisy!?"

"It's nothing; I was just talking in my sleep..."

"Really? You're not sick or anything."

Tanaka breathed a sigh of relief at the sound of his mother's voice worrying about me. Because in his mind, his mother was acting just like normal.

"Then hurry up and get ready for school! I've prepared breakfast with your favorite food."

"Yes, Mother!" Tanaka's mood improved at his mother's words, then he quickly got ready for school and went downstairs to the dining room. He happily ate the breakfast prepared by his mother, which this morning was his favorite Japanese-style hamburger...

However, every time Tanaka chewed his food, he began to notice that the expression on his father's face was getting more serious. Somehow he had a bad feeling about this. Well, a very bad feeling.

"Err- is there something?" Tanaka asked his father, who put away the chopsticks he was using and looked at Tanaka with a serious face.

"Son, we have something to talk about..."

"Dad..."

"Actually, I got a promotion and had to move to XXX City."

"Wait... moving? Isn't this too sudden? Ah, are we all going to move?" Tanaka spoke in a calm voice, but all he felt at the moment was a bad feeling.

"Of course, no. You're only a year and a half away from graduation, right? I think with you being 17 years old now, you can already live independently."

"Wait, in other words... Mom is coming too."

"Of course, you know how much your father is struggling; without mom-"

"Still, aren't you worried about your son..."

"Of course, I'm worried. But- I can't just leave him..."

Tanaka was at a loss for words before his mouth could form words. He heard a voice in his mind.

[Oh, it seems that God has made his will known.]

It was the voice of the system that instantly cut off his wits.

"This is--Please, tell me- That's a lie!!!"

Tanaka's life changed from that day on.

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I just got bored, stuck and make this when I waiting treatment at dentist days ago.

Don't expect plot---or anything significant--- and there's no smut too--- So I may put down stealing----

Actually my sister-in-law nearly knew about my fanfic and thankfully she saw from other site. (Scribbehub) so she didn't found my stealing fanfic or I maybe get disowned. I came from Indonesia, a bit strict on my family here----

Anyway, I do think put bakemonogatari here--- and you can recommended me something if I found interesting I may thinking about it. Or I just put DxD here---

Ah, since this is second project. I'm don't have any clue how update this. And If you read my other fanfic (That Time I got Reincarnated as Son of an Idol). I don't think I will post it today---