1:27pm
: wOAH did anyone else see that??
: the shiny shiny rings on their fingers? quite hard to miss that harold
: sooooooooo if my assumptions are correct...
: can definitely confirm yes they're engaged and now they're having lunch in lena's office
: niceeeee
: oh that is nice
: honestly when they first started dating three years ago i thought they would have u-hauled by the end of the week
: for i too was once struck by u-haul lesbian syndrome
: was that the girl you got married to and then divorced a week later because you found out she leaves the lights on whenever she leaves a room
: that is absolutely correct yes
: she also left a trail of breadcrumbs wherever she went
: like... literal breadcrumbs??
: actual fucking breadcrumbs, no clue where they came from
: i'm still convinced she had a loaf of bread stuffed in her shirt at all times for what purpose? no clue
: ... getting her carbs fill
: well at least now that i'm dating harold i can't u-haul lesbian with him since he's, y'know, a man
: wait we're dating???
: what the hell is going on
: kathy married a woman and divorced in in the span of a week
: something something gluten-filled bread
: ex-wife has lightning powers... and harold has amnesia
: i... can't even begin to say how incredibly wrong that interpretation of this whole situation is
: sometimes i've found that it's better not to ask questions sometimes
: this is one of those times
: okay so me and kathy are dating which is TOTALLY not news to me
: wasn't it your guys' one month anniversary last week
: WHAT
6:44pm
: yoooo sam you found any new powers yet?
: well if you call me being able to lift the sofa without breaking a sweat, then yeah i think i've found a new power
: what, you couldn't do that before?
: babe i think i would have known if i could lift up a cow with my bare hands
: Sam, did you go to a farm and lift up the cows...
: ... noooooo
: totally not haha why would you ever think that
: because it seems like a 100% thing you'd do
: yes i went to pet the cows in the middle of the night
: hmm sure and not a mysterious hookup then
: Veronica...
: no not that night!
: not that there's ANY mysterious hookups happening
: no siree!!
: nope i just visit the farm from time to time
: that was a completely normal reaction sure thing we believe you
6:52pm
: i do not believe her
: Neither do I, but she's already stressed about her suddenly having superpowers, so maybe we should lay off a little.
: okay yes that's a good point
: one day, sam
: one day
8:32pm
: weirdest case came in at work today
: well not really a case, just a short briefing awareness kind of thing
: apparently there's this person who's been going to the nearby farms and just... petting the cows, lifting them up, and then leaving them unharmed
: seems like a kara thing to do
: they're so cute!! can you blame me?
: but ah no, wasn't me this time
: ... this time???
: the countryside makes a good relaxation spot
: can't fault you for that
: or the cow thing
: still sounds like a kara thing
: you sure it's not her?
: unless kara's been sneaking out at night to lift cows...
: um not that i'm aware of
: Kara hasn't left bed at night at all this month, probably not her.
: yeah i only pet them in the afternoon
: and people think I'M weird
: oh no you're definitely weird, veronica
: thank you
: you're... welcome?
~~~A/N
Hope everyone is doing okay after that... finale, because oh boy oh boy that sure was a Time™.
(At least it was a gay old time.)
I really want to finish this fic but that could literally take years so I do thank you guys for sticking with me — I want to at least see Supercorp getting married so hopefully we'll get there eventually lmao.
If you want non-crack supercorp fics, I have an AO3 where I post a bit more frequently than here. I've already got 4 fics out, two of which are season 6 fix-its for certain episodes of that utter mess of a season soooo find me at:
@/meatballsandwich
Hope you have a good day!! :)