38 | Why

2:04am

: hi i have a question

: why is our group chat name all one word

: why am i awake and pissing people off

: why is my life like this

: why am i so rich

: why do i own a restaurant called 'restaurant'

: why am i so mean

: why am i here in this universe

: why am i not immortal

: why is my life like this

: why are all the 'e's pronounced differently in mercedes

: oh my god shut the fuck up roulette it's two in the fucking morning

: why is elderly danvers so mean to me

: elderly danvers lmao

: i know fifty different ways to kill a man winn

: noted...

: why do i have the urge to buy milk and wash people's windows with it

: what the fuck

: why are people awake at this ungodly hour

: because it's your fault

: bitch i didn't tell you to wake up

: it's your own fault for choosing to listen to my bullshit

: Right kids. Please get back to sleep or else.

: lena dear, did you just threaten me?

: bye bitches

: Maybe. But please go back to sleep, Kara's snoring is cute and you'll wake her up.

: wake up kara! lena bought you donuts!

: where? where are the donuts?

: aww you're so adorable

: you're mean

: YoU mAdE hEr CrY yOu MoNsTeR

: has lena been possessed

: she has been possessed by love my dear

: never call me 'dear' again

: is this what you delinquents do for fun at two am? tricking people with food?

: yes ma'am

: i suppose it only works for kiera considering her kryptonian appetite

: i'm not a kryptonian!

: oh kiera

: you're such a bad liar

: you tried kara, you tried

: i am very much human

: i have a stack of your ugly cardigans underneath my desk kiera and another pile of button-ups. i even put all of the loose buttons into a cup just for you

: at first i thought you were doing... adult activities in the work place but then a supergirl shaped hole appeared in the ceiling right after you stepped in the elevator

: lol you thought she was doing lena in the broom closet

: ...

: lucy! i need the NDAs i've done it again

: are you kidding me

: fuck's sake kara

: i'll do it tomorrow

: I'll buy you donuts tomorrow darling but for now please go back to sleep.

: but i'm hyper now

: You're always hyper now sleep. I'll even spoon you.

: aww cute

: vas can you spoon me pls i'm cold

: i'm on the nightshift at the deo babe

: unless you want me to cuddle you on the cold, hard deo floor then feel free

: cold hard floor it is then

6:03am

: hello may I ask why director lane and agent vasquez are cuddling on the floor of the bullpen

: i almost tripped over them but instead i accidentally dropped my yoghurt on them including the pot and i don't know what to do

: help