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The Rambling's of a Mad Man-

So you want to learn how to slay the THOT's properly huh? Well you are in the right place! Sit! Listen and learn the ways of the centuries old lineage of THOT Slayer's, and you'll be a God King Yin Yang Fire Dragon Slaying Emperor of Mankind in no time!

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Day 1- Post Nut Clarity, the Pinnacle of Man Kind

"But first! Did you bring the good shit? YOU DID!??!- I mean good, good hand it over to your wiser elder young one! ₛₙₒᵣₜ ₜₕₐₜ Cᵣₐ𝒸ₖ Cₒ𝒸ₐᵢₙₑ ₚₗₑₐₛₑ ₙᵢ𝒸ₑ ₐₙ𝒹 ᵣ₋ᵣ₋ᵣ₋ᵣₒₒₒₒᵤ𝓰ₕ *SNIIIIIIIFFFFFF* ᴮᵁᴿᴺ ᴮᵁᴿᴺ ᴮᴬᴮʸ ᴾᴸᴱᴬˢᴱ.....Don't let the THOT's get to you young one, they are all LIES, the post nut clarity will come and you will only be able to look back in regret and sneer at your lustful ways young one... Well I enough about regrets.... have you ever done the gooky gook? Because if so that would mean you've lost.. AND I DON'T TEACH LOSERS!!!!!! You haven't? Good, good.... Do you know the sacred month that is NNN? YOU DON'T!?!??!? YOU WISH TO BE A THOT Slayer AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT NNN IS????????!?!??!?!??!?!? Let me pass down a wonderful peace of wisdom to you my junior! 𝑵𝑶 𝑵𝑼𝑻 𝑵𝑶𝑽𝑬𝑴𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑹𝑹𝑹𝑹𝑹𝑹𝑹 𝑰𝑺 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑨𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑫 𝑴𝑶𝑵𝑻𝑯 𝑶𝑭 𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑻𝑯𝑶𝑻 𝑺𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑳 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑫𝑬𝑭𝑨𝑪𝑬 𝑰𝑻 𝑰𝑭 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑾𝑨𝑵𝑻 𝑻𝑶 𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝑫𝑬 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑳 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑯𝑶 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑻 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑯𝑨𝑽𝑬! But after that..... AFTER THAT COMES DDD AND BOY OH BOY DO WE LOVE DDD! You what... O_o How!?? HOW!?!? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT 𝑫𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑹𝑶𝒀 𝑫𝑰𝑪𝑲 𝑫𝑬𝑪𝑬𝑴𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑹𝑹𝑹𝑹 IS?!?!? I will enlighten you boy, oh I WILL... hold on for 2 quick seconds if you would? *SNIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF*ₒₘG ₜₕₐₜ Fₑₑₗₛ ₛₒ GₒₒₒₒD Bₑₜₜₑᵣ ₜₕₑₙ ₜₕₐₜ Fₐₜ Wₕₐₗₑ ₚᵤₛₛY ₒₒₒₒₒₒₕ ᵧₑₐₕ ₜₕₐₜₛ ₜₕₑ ₕᵢᵢᵢᵢᵢᵢ𝓰𝓰𝓰𝓰ₕ ᵢₜ G𝓰𝓰ₐ𝓰ₐWᵣₐ𝓌ₐᵣₐ𝓌ᵣ𝓌ₐₛ𝒹ₐ𝒻ₛₛₛₛₛₛₛₛₛₐₐ𝒹 ᵤₕₑₑₑₑₕₕₑₑₑₕₑₑₕₕₑₕ ₒₕ YₑₐG..."

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