: grim response
"How is going to die?! He's a demon!!"
"Well...half demon"
"Oh-"
"So, a couple of days ago, he 'fought' this god named atua...aka the god angie's obsessed with. He turned into his 'satan' form and used half of his power. Also, he's using his powers way too much. I get he's trying to help, but he's gotta be careful...or else…"
"So...what do you want me to do about that…"
"We need your necklace...and we also need something from a 1000+ year old demon…"
"Um...i think you forget...i gave my necklace to corrin"
"I...i did forget"
"Wait, isn't corrin that dude you-"
"OKAY I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHAT I THINK ABOUT CORRIN, MAI!"
"Sheesh...no need to get all angry about it!"
"If it helps at all…i know where corrin is"
Back at home
"God,im sleepy"
"That's weird...you're getting tired more...i thought that was avi's job"
"Well, maintaining you two makes me get less sleep too, y'know"
"Yeah, but it's only been a couple of hours since you woke up...this isn't normal, dude…"
"Ah whatever...can i go to sleep?"
"If you say so"
Kiyo slept
"I need to get meh cards….AHA"
He whipped out his phone and called akane
Back to avi and mai
"We're in the nohr…it's lighter than when i last saw it..." avi said
"The nohr?"
"It's where corrin was raised before he visited hoshido, and figured out he was adopted."
"Oof...guy has a more tragic past than eren yeager"
"I know…"
They entered the palace.
"Woah...she looks like a tall akane with purple hair!"
The person she was speaking about was Camilla.
"Hi camilla…" avi said
"Avi! Oh, it's been so long since you were last here, you look so grown up!"
"...uh...sorry for the casualties, but do you know where corrin is?" mai asked
"Why? Have you come to-"
"NO, JESUS CHRIST" avi yelled
"Then why are you here?"
"Long story short, kiyo's dying, we need corrin's necklace to save him"
"Kiyo's dying?"
"I don't have time to explain!!"
"But why?"
"He used too much of his demon powers and all that crap"
"Corrin's training with xander"
"..."
"..."
"Mai, lets go"
Back at home...again
"Thanks anyway Akane "
"Sorry i couldn't help"
"Its fine"
"Alright see ya later"
"Bye bye
Then he closed the call.
"God darnit"
Kiyo began shaking in his sleep
"Huh?"
The ground began rumbling
"KIYO"
He began speaking backwards and blood flowing out his mouth
"THIS IS SOME WEIRD DEMON BULLSH**"
Carl slapped kiyo
Kiyo woke up
"THE HELL CARL?"
"THIS IS YOUR DOING"
Everything fell
Well except kiyo
"AGH"
Carl got back up
"Let's hope this doesn't affect other universes"
"What do you mean?"
"I lied…. Well about some of it… i'm the son of satan…"
"I BEG YOUR F**KING PARDON?"
Back at mai's and avi's
"CORRIN!" avi screamed
He turned to see her
"I-it's avi"
"NO TIME TO SPEAK, GIMME YOUR NECKLACE NOW, I NEED TO SAVE MY FRIEND"
Mai grabbed avi
"Yo, dude chill...carl's with kiyo so he'll be fine! Also, this could be the perfect time to make the first move"
"No, I don't have time to dwell on that, kiyo's dying by the second! Also, carl is a horrible caretaker!"
Then a arm popped out the ground destroying a house
"WHAT THE-" mai yelled
"Corrin, i really need your necklace!" avi yelled
"What for?"
"Okay...kiyo's dying, we need your necklace, and i need to go get something from a 1000+ year old demon"
"Oh...kiyo's dying…"
Then he gave her his necklace.
Avi grabbed the necklace.
"Also, i really like you!" avi responded.
Then she ran away, with mai on her tail
"I PROMISE I'LL GIVE THE NECKLACE BACK!"
They ran back to their car.
"Okay, where are we going next?!"
"The jujutsu kaisen world...if we can't find anything that belongs to sukuna...we gotta go to the demon slayer world...and fight michael jackson"
"Fighting michael jackson? That's not that bad!"
Avi gave mai the last volumes of demon slayer
"Read these"
"Why?"
"Just do it"
A flaming person fell on the hood
"AHHHHHH!" they both screamed
"DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE"
Avi started speeding away.
CRASH
They had made a hole in a wall of a room.
"FUSHIGUROOOOO" someone screamed.