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The Professional Scumbag

Modern technology improves day by day... Until It came to the point where people could talk to each other without any delays... Which is an online friendship Katachi Rin holds the handle name RimiRin online was about to have an online meet-up with an online friend she holds dear... Caring, Kind, and Industrious... this was the image sculpted at her head about that person... But the reality is often disappointing... P.S: This book is for the Spirity Contest at the genre of Comedy so if you liked It, please support It... This is not Sweet Love... Definitely not

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6 Chs

Online Planning

Ikeda, you Idiot!!! Why do you have to propose that now!? I'm still not ready!!! My heart Is still not ready!!! Wait, I'm sure everyone will disagree with his proposal... It's kind of sudden, after all...

Yahallo: Sure, why not?

dark flame master: As long as all of you desire It, I should come as well...

Contrary to my expectations... two of them actually agreed... I don't want to ruin the fun but I don't want to go to the meet-up right around this time... That stupid Ikeda, always proposing stupid things...

He just proposed a ridiculous dare a while ago... Well... If KaShuun is going... Maybe I should just go along...

KaShuun: Maybe we shouldn't do that right now...

I was about to type things like "I agree", "Sure" or something like that when all of a sudden... KaShuun... the acting leader of this group... raised an objection...

KaShuun: It's almost April and school is about to start, maybe we should focus on that...

I don't know what to say... should I go with the meet-up or raise an objection like KaShuun?

Yahallo: But RimiRin and KaShuun just live in the same city...

The seeing tags are dropping at Yahallo's chat... no one responds and no one reacts either... I'd say all of us are speechless... after an amount of time...

Ikeda | not gonna give you up: I stalked both of their accounts and they live at the same city LoL... They both live at Ikebukuro...

What!? I never once thought to stalk his profile... I thought It would be rude... Maybe I should give some thought about whether to stalk him or not...

darkflamemaster: Since KaShuun is so objective at the meet-up... The two of you should just go to the path of flames by yourselves...

Yahallo: You mean, the two of you should just go meet...

darkflamemaster: Exactly what I said...

What is this? I'm speechless at this sudden turn of events... But If KaShuun agrees, I'm finally going to meet him...

"RimiRin... let's go at a date..."

All of a sudden, I imagined an image of him and started hitting my head at the wall... while having a dirty grin at my face...

"Rin-chan!!! It's 12 Midnight, learn some consideration!!!"

"Ahhhh, Sorry..."

Are my fantasies about to come true, right here, right now!?

KaShuun: Sure, If It's the two of us... It won't take that much time...

If light enveloped my whole world, I hugged my pillow and rolled around my bed like an Idiot... Yes, I'm an Idiot... Wait, I should type my response now...

RimiRin: Sure, let's go!!!

Is that sound too energetic?

Yahallo: Oh? RimiRin sure is fired up...

This is It!!! This is where the romance starts at my pitiful and ultra boring life!!! From today onwards, this novel would be a light-hearted one and the love story of a young woman and a kind and caring man!!! YAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Yahallo: We set the stage for you, It's up to you now... Good luck lol

Yahallo sent me a private message... so these three planned this whole setup... these guys... are the best Wingmen!!! YAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

KaShuun: So tomorrow would be fine, right?

RimiRin: Definitely!!!

I doubt that I will have any sleep tonight...

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"Rinrin... Rise and shine, go have breakfast... Who in the mother of San Pedro are you!?"

"Eh? Brother?"

My brother looks shocked seeing my face as he comes up here to tell me to go have breakfast... Because of him, I instinctively looked at the mirror.

I saw a woman with rugged long black hair, some shallow eye bags, and a petite body...

"This is definitely me, no doubt..."

I whispered to myself as the already super low confidence I have in my body decreases and goes into pure ash... being swept away by the wind and vanishing from myself forever...

"What's with the exaggerated monologue? Clean yourself up and have breakfast..."

My brother said as he suddenly appears right in front of me, like a ghost, indeed. I didn't have a wink of sleep last night... My body is worn out rolling and hugging my pillow...

Will KaShuun actually be delighted to see an unattractive girl like me? Even If I tidy myself up, I doubt It will have a difference... But still, I want to see him...

Before I knew It, I'm already at the shower standing in front of the grip of It... I'm going to do my best for this meet-up to be successful... So God please, cooperate... I beg of you!!! Please make this meet-up a successful one!!!

END OF CHAPTER 2

Good day to you all, I'm God's Messenger... Gabriel... with a smile on my face I deliver the wishes of people towards God... People pray for their wishes to come true... and If God was delighted, he will grant them...

Oh, a wish has come... let's see... from Katachi Rin, a Japanese high school girl!!! I opened his wish and read It until the end...

"I'm going to do my best for this meet-up to be successful... So God please, cooperate... I beg of you!!! Please make this meet-up a successful one!!!"

So she's going to meet someone she cares for, huh? The youth sure is nice... With a delight, I jumped right and left towards God's throne to deliver the wish...

"God... someone wished for a successful meet-up... will you grant It?"

I can't see God's face because he was enveloped in a radiant light... Yes, he's just playing Resident Evil 4...

"Ahh, I see... Put that in that can will you, Gabriel? I'm still busy..."

"Sure..."

As he commanded, I dropped the wish to a basket where It literally says "Trash Can"... along with all the wishes piled up until now...