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The Married Life Of Immortals

{Disclaimer: The women in this book are highly dysfunctional and violent. If you are not a fan of Tsudere's and Yandere's, this might not be your cup of tea, and the MC is an asshole.} Bane Takashi is a criminal with a knack for getting into trouble—big trouble. After one too many bad choices and a whole lot of theft, he’s got half the world gunning for him. Just when things seem bleak, a mysterious transparent blue woman shows up claiming she's an AI from the future, sent to stop the world from going down the drain. Her solution? Bane has to let his current body die so he can jump into a game world, ten years before it even launches. When Bane wakes up in the game, he’s in the body of a 5-year-old, but with all his memories still intact. He's stuck on an island with the Village of Heroes at its heart. It's here that Bane starts mastering every type of magic, mysticism, and even some wild stuff like witchcraft and cultivation, all to gear up for the craziness that is Dominion Online. Things get even more chaotic when Bane meets a fiery woman who seems to have it out for him. But before he can even figure out what’s happening, she’s already planning their wedding! So now, Bane—an immortal human—and his equally immortal and chaotic elf wife are on a wild ride to save the world(s) from these big bads known as the Supreme Ones. His life might not be so bad if she was the only one, but his overwhelming personality ends up pulling a few more dysfunctional women into the mess. It’s a crazy, toxic, and chaotic adventure, and just because Bane’s being called a hero now doesn’t mean he’s leaving his criminal past behind. Discord: https://discord.gg/7ZDTTCq99Z

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Chapter 94: Shove This Stick In Your Eye

Bane tumbled out of the cave, but the moment he hit the ground, the wires covered him, and he was on the road again. His wounds were already healed, but he didn't feel any stronger like he normally would after a fight. It was almost a let down for him, but Bane knew he was going to have to survive everything these little bastards threw him to.

"Are you guys ever going to say anything? Or just continue to carry me from one doom filled encounter to the next?" Bane asked, but then added. "Not that I mind, but I am going to get tired of taking naps all the time."

Bane wasn't expecting a reply, but then something poked his forehead, and he looked down to see a small hand holding a stick.

"What the fu-"

"Don't you dare finish that word, or I will shove this stick in your eye," The miniature demon warned, and Bane narrowed his eyes.

"You are a lot bigger than the others. At least an inch!"