Flashback VIII

*Smut warning*

Sheldon expected some changes to have occurred in the year and a half he'd been gone, but even he was surprised by the biggest and possibly the most welcome change—apart from his daughter obviously—a new neighbour in 4B, Howard Wolowitz. He liked the man more than his friend who previously occupied the apartment when they met, at least Howard shook his hand like a man and not a dead fish. He was thankful it was Howard and his friend Raj who helped both Valerie then Penny to the hospital when they both went into labour. Sheldon was even more amused when Raj told him because of his sister, that he'd been seeking treatment for his condition and was now able to speak to women and was currently dating an accountant. Sheldon was glad his wife had others in the building to help her while he was away, although upon hearing what exactly led to the ouster of the previous occupant of 4B, he sorely wanted to pay the little imposter a visit. But when he learned from Howard that Leonard was also under investigation for the rocket fuel, he backed off. He then asked the engineer a question that he had been wondering since the day Bobby told him who was on the report.

"Did you have anything to do with the fuel sample being in the apartment or the write-up?"

Howard shook his head, "Raj and I were on the project but we were nowhere near Leonard when he took the sample, mixed it or disposed of it. We didn't even know about it until we came by and saw firefighters rushing out of the building. An investigation afterwards by the building inspector concluded that it was due to faulty wiring and an ageing cable. I didn't even know that Leonard had even submitted a report—he had no authority to—and when Raj and I found out our names were on it we were beyond angry, but Leonard convinced us to keep quiet or else we'd all go to prison or in Raj's case be deported."

Sheldon shook his head in disgust, "With friends like that, who needs enemies? After that why did you and Raj continue to be friends with the little creep? From my perspective, even if you were charged, under oath if he lies that's perjury and an extra five years in prison, whereas you and Raj could've just told the truth and it, sorry I'm saying this… shall set you free. You could've gotten the landlord or the firefighters or anyone who saw you outside of the building to corroborate your story. That isn't a friend, that is a dictator who forced you to live in fear for years for something he did."

Sheldon saw Howard take in his words, whether or not they had any lasting impact he didn't know.

Sheldon was able to spend the rest of 2009 with his family seeing his daughter take her first steps at Christmas and reconnecting—whenever they weren't too exhausted with work and a newborn— with Penny before he got his first assignment. Yemen. Penny dreaded this, but there was not much she could do. All she actually did was do her man to the point where he couldn't get it up anymore, then kiss him goodbye fiercely the next morning.

Yemen 2010

In a secure location in Eastern Yemen, Second Lieutenant Sheldon Cooper lays out the plan of attack to the 13 other members of his team.

"Gentlemen, the following operation will last approximately 55-75 minutes. At 2245 we board our transport en route for Jayshan. Touchdown is scheduled for 2305 at the latest. Our main priority is Jasoor al-Momin, the AAS's main Yemen lieutenant and chief military strategist. Intelligence from Yemeni forces and confirmed by the CIA have confirmed al-Momin's movements and residence. According to aerial surveillance, the four-floor compound contains 14 guards with four guards always on rooftop patrol due to this being al-Momin's private residence. I will be on the scope and I will eliminate the four as quickly as possible for the detection squad. Our mission is to eliminate all defences as quietly as possible, therefore silencers are a must for this operation. Next, DS move through the compound eliminating any secondary threats until you reach al-Momin's bedroom located on the third floor at the northeast corner. This is crucial so listen up, there are escape routes for al-Momin located on the North and East sides of the compound because they lead to the main road, so we will split six into ambush teams of three to cover each exit. Intelligence from Yemeni sources say that al-Momin has two vehicles, a black Mercedes SUV and a silver Toyota Landcruiser. Wiggins, your job is to plant C4 on both in the event al-Momin makes it past the detection squad and the ambush teams. You also need to plant C4 on the compound's southwest corner near, not on the main propane tank the compound uses for heat after you've turned off the valve. DS, your job is to eliminate al-Momin and retrieve any information and weapons he may have. If you eliminate al-Momin quickly and without major hindrance, call Wiggins to recall the ambush teams and do a sweep of the property. Once complete, rendezvous at Extraction Point Delta with al-Momin's body where our extraction will happen automatically at 0015. If successful, only upon extraction, Wiggins, and during the flyover do you detonate, understand? This is our first mission gentlemen, let's make it a good one. Let's move quickly, but smart, and get everybody home."

"Oorah!!"

***

Aboard the Sikorsky SH-60 Seahawk, Sheldon does a final equipment check. "Silencers, radios, and night vision goggles. Everybody's working?" He hears a chorus of "Yes" and "Yeah" and then continues, "And make sure you have quick access to your secondary weapon, just in case. This is it, gentlemen. Operation Red Eclipse is officially a go."

The touchdown at the insertion point was uneventful due to the late hour. The Marines still make a coordinated approach toward Jasoor al-Momin's compound sticking to the shadows and back alleys. Once the Marines were one house away, Sheldon orders the split as he heads up to the roof of a predetermined house and readies the scope. There isn't a wind tonight nor is there a moon, it made Sheldon's life much easier and harder at the same time because even with the silencer there is still a muzzle flash and without ambient light to distract he could be discovered, and for a sniper that's never a good thing. But he thanks his lucky stars as the two targets in front of him are facing away from him. He goes right to left or closest to farthest. The first two drop like flies without a whimper. He hits the third on the far northwest corner with ease then takes out the last on the northeast corner.

"Roof hostiles down, DS engage!" He radios. His job from now on is to monitor the situation and take out any potential hostiles he can from a distance. He hears over his earpiece suppressed gunfire, then, "Fourth-floor hostiles eliminated, five. NFC." Then more gunfire, "Third-floor hostiles neutralised five. NFC. Moving in on target location." A brief burst of gunfire sounds, then, "Target eliminated. NFC. DS sweep commencing. Whiskey Alpha regroup." Sheldon checks his watch, he took the last roof guard down at 2322, and target elimination was seven minutes later. He

watches through the scope as Wiggins plants the C4 on the vehicles and near the propane, then rushes in to help with the sweep along with the ambush teams. Twenty-three minutes later, he hears, "Charlie leader, DS sweep complete. Moving to Extraction."

"Roger that," Sheldon replies and he makes his way down the roof and rejoins his Marines, together they reach Extraction Point Delta four minutes ahead of extraction time. They board the idling helicopter and as it does a slow flyover of al-Momin's compound, Wiggins detonates the C4 aerially.

"That was textbook," Sheldon tells his team, "I appreciate the constant NFC reports. Is everyone really alright though?" They all nod. "Can I safely assume that your swift neutralisation of hostiles is because they were all unarmed?"

Derek Givens from DS chuckled, "No, some had 9mm handguns but they were all pretty tired or too surprised to react. One was coming out of the bathroom holding one. Like who brings a 9mm to take a shit?"

They all laugh, including Sheldon.

"So, that was our first, huh, you think if we keep this up they'll let us go after that crackpot in North Korea?" Bryant Wiggins asks jokingly.

Sheldon and the others laugh and Sheldon tells him, "Let's hold up on potentially starting World War III until the last possible moment, Sergeant. Although I hear Korea is quite nice this time of year." They all laugh.

"Anything shocking inside?" Sheldon asked his team.

"I don't know if this is shocking or not but, al-Momin's DVD collection contained more than a few romantic comedies, not bootlegs or dubbed versions but the actual retail copy—the kind we would buy. And a lot of porn," Givens chuckled.

Sheldon snorts, "I'd rather not know about either, to be honest." "So, where to now?" Corporal Ernie Jacobson asked.

"We are taking al-Momin's body to the Abraham Lincoln for an autopsy and then I believe we're going to Libya," Sheldon replied.

"Please tell me our next target is Gaddafi?" Wiggins asked with a laugh.

Sheldon chuckled, "Sorry Sergeant, no more hits on the itinerary, just recon and support… for now."

Penny was counting down the days until Sheldon came back. With Charlotte now semi-mobile she needed another pair of eyes. She found some in an unlikely source, work. Penny didn't know that her employer had partnered with the USO to provide childcare for military families of active or deployed service members. Basically, it allowed Penny to take Charlotte to work and for the next eight hours, two USO volunteers would look after her daughter in the office. By April though Sheldon was back in California. However, Penny still took advantage of the USO childcare program, Charlotte had become quite the office attraction.

Penny was walking into the building with Charlotte on her arm when she ran into Leonard and Howard arguing in the hall. She wanted to tell them to take it upstairs but she thinks Howard

doesn't want to. This was the first time she'd seen Leonard since he moved, and only the third time overall since she testified against him in federal court for the Purple Heart story that sunk any lingering notion of romantic interest he had toward her. She walked up the stairs quickly, not sparing either man a word or a look.

"What do you mean I can't come up?" Leonard whined, "I just want to hang out." Howard rolled his eyes, "Right, after you left me and Raj out to dry."

"What are you talking about?"

Howard points sharply at the elevator, "I'm talking about that. Do you know why we haven't been able to spend time with you? It's because we were under a federal gag order because of your stupid decision to impress a girl. We were questioned for months before we were cleared of any wrongdoing and that was when the feds went after you."

Leonard knitted his brow in anger. "I can't believe you sold me out!"

Howard scoffed, "Sold you out? I was clearing my name of a felony I did not have any knowledge of or commit! Your stupid ass, meanwhile had no problem defrauding the federal government and Caltech, while using us as pawns!"

"What?!" Leonard screeched.

"You think stealing government property, using it illicitly, and then dumping it in an elevator shaft then publishing a bogus report you had no right to in the first place, makes you innocent? Are you delusional?"

Leonard scoffed, "You know what Howard, fuck you. At least I don't live with my mother."

"In case your memory's going, I'll remind you, I live upstairs now. At least my mom still loves me," the engineer gloated.

Leonard went in for a punch but was stopped midway by Sheldon walking in from his drive home and catching the tail end of their loud argument. "That's enough!"

"You stay out of this, this has nothing to do with you!" Leonard leered at the taller man.

"Wanna run that by me again, Lennie? You are no longer a tenant here, you were about to attack another person in broad view of anyone who comes in, and you tell me it's none of my business when I tell you to stop?" Sheldon crossed his arms over his chest.

Leonard shrank, he could deal with Howard, but a battle-hardened Marine—even he wasn't that stupid. He left in a huff.

Once Leonard left, Howard turned to Sheldon, "Hey, thanks for that." "Don't mention it, I never liked the guy anyway." Sheldon waved him off. Howard looked at the door, "You realise he's gonna keep coming back."

Sheldon looked too, "Yeah, I know. I would suggest the landlord lock the doors to tenants and service staff only but I know that inconveniences everyone."

Howard mulls over the idea, then snaps his fingers, "I got it, how about a keycard system? We use it at the university to keep certain areas secure. We jerry-rig a similar system for the door, show it

to the landlord and pass out keycards for every tenant."

"That's a good idea," Sheldon nodded, "However, upkeep of those systems is expensive, and re- carding people after they lost or misplaced their keycards is troublesome, especially those in a residential building."

Howard nods in agreement after a while, "Well, I'll keep thinking. You have a good night." He heads up first, leaving Sheldon to get the mail before heading up himself.

After he left the apartment, Leonard drove to the only place where he could find solace. He sits in a storage unit in Glendale in his time machine and pulls the lever. The machine whirls and beeps, but not much else happens. He wishes it was a real one, then he could go back and undo the biggest mistakes in his life, and maybe then he'd be happy and successful. But the time machine he bought on impulse sort of perfectly encapsulates him; on paper, rather impressive, but behind the scenes is, unwanted, cumbersome, and largely incapable of doing anything. He wants to change but like every attempt at anything worthwhile in his life, it'll probably come back and bite him in the ass— somehow.

When he went home, the last person he wanted to see was waiting by his door. He inwardly groaned.

"Hello, Mother."

"Enough with the niceties, Leonard, we need to talk," Beverly told him firmly tapping her foot.

He sighed and let his mother into his new apartment. He knew he was in deep shit when his mother made no observation of his new apartment and simply just sat down and waited for him to do so as well. He sat immediately hoping that whatever his mother had to say would be quick and he could get rid of her.

"Why are you so selfish?" Beverly asked her youngest without preamble. Leonard was taken aback by this.

"What?"

"I know you don't like me or have some inane notion that I ruined you, but at the very least you could have looked out for your family," Beverly started, "Do you not think of how your actions might affect others?"

"What are you talking about?" Leonard huffed.

"Don't use that tone with me. I am not one of your insipid friends." Beverly said crossly, "Why would you steal government property and cover up its destruction?"

"Oh."

"Damn right, oh. I don't know what I did or where I went wrong with you, to cause you to lash out in ways to try and win my affection as you think you need to do."

"Well how about signing me up for cello lessons?! I was the only kid in 5th grade carrying around something bigger than I was."

Beverly rolled her eyes, "If you didn't like the cello you should've told me, I'm not a mind reader. Your sister hated piano and asked for flute lessons, and your brother hated violin and wanted guitar

lessons. It isn't my fault you never spoke up for yourself, I always assumed you liked the cello!"

"Really, did the odd cello bruises never give you a clue?" Leonard crossed his arms, "Kids would regularly stuff me in my cello case and roll me downhill!"

"Are you telling me, that you thought I was neglectful? You couldn't eat dairy so I bought you soy milk. I knew you were bullied that is why I let you skip 6th grade to get you away from those children, I knew that you hated being in PE because of your asthma so after the required two years in high school, I always signed your waiver. You hated psychology so I told you to pursue natural science as a major because I saw you stay up late as a child always listening to the Nobel Prize announcements. I made sure you were safe, fed, and looked after. Look back on that and tell me where I was neglectful of your upbringing since I did the exact thing with your siblings and we all get along. You however seem to have an inflated sense of self which is completely unwarranted because to date you have yet to do anything remarkable. It is not my fault you carry whatever perceived thoughts of inadequacy despite graduating from an Ivy with a doctorate into your own personal, professional, and social life. I am many things Leonard, but I am not responsible for your own happiness."

Leonard's mouth opened, then closed.

"Tell me something, are you responsible for the elevator in your old building not working because I distinctly remember being able to use it while helping you move initially? Was the fuel the cause of it?"

Leonard sighed, he knows rightfully he should be affronted by her tone but he had no defence, he stayed silent.

Beverly sighed, her son's lack of a response told her all she needed to know, "Because of your insane cover-up of an illegal act not only are you going to suffer, but your brother is currently under investigation to see if he had anything to do with why you've been ducking government scrutiny until now. There are so many potential outcomes from this, he could be found completely innocent—which he is because you two haven't even talked in five years—or the investigators could find him complicit and reprimand him, demote him or even fire him if they believe he actually had something—anything—to do with your stupid idea of stealing government property and obstructing the development of it in one way or another. Your brother is a good man, and he will do great things—possibly be a Supreme Court justice—but if you are a hindrance to him then," Beverly took a deep breath and looked her youngest child in the eye, and said as calmly as if she were discussing the weather, "I warn you, Leonard, I may have given birth to you, but if Michael goes down because of you I will have no compunction putting you six feet under. Hell, I would gladly serve whatever prison term they give me for the deed. So listen and listen well, Leonard, straighten this mess that is of your own doing out and clear any and all innocents including your own family or so help me God, I will put you in a box and not even cry when they lower you down." Beverly stood and with a grace and dignity that even Leonard hadn't seen before, walked out of his apartment.

Leonard sat there face ashen and terrified. His mother often called him out on his BS, but she never outright threatened to kill him before. And knowing her, he knows she is serious and that wasn't in jest. He supposes that's what he gets for being an "unforeseen complication" which is polite speak in his house for a broken condom.

Flashback

July 2005

Penny had to admit it felt good to tell Sheldon she loved him. She was even more delighted when he told her he loved her back. The short make-out session they had on his grandmother's couch after that signalled the next step in their relationship; sex. Penny had lost her virginity to a guy after prom, and then slept with two more during her freshman year at Nebraska but, while the sex was okay because come on its sex; it didn't set her soul on fire, it didn't make her want them more or excite her in ways that Sheldon's kiss did. She can only imagine if his kiss can excite her in that way she couldn't wait for the main event. This was where she was thankful it was hot in Texas, she could wear skimpy outfits around Sheldon and simply blame it on the weather.

For the last two weeks whenever they were alone, Penny chose to prance around Sheldon in short shorts and a Nebraska t-shirt knotted at the helm showing her belly button. She can tell he appreciates her body but Sheldon is unlike any guy she's ever met, despite the obvious attraction to her, the most he's ever done is kiss her silly and when the family are around just wrap his arms around her waist from behind and holding her that way. She knows Missy thinks they're playing but Penny isn't doing it to annoy, she heard Missy tell them when Mary and Meemaw were out of earshot once, "Oh enough games, just go do each other already!" Penny sighed, she was trying to, but her boyfriend was too obstinate. Penny learned then that the only way to get Sheldon to do something was to tell him directly—supposedly that is how her boyfriend decided to join the Marines, his dad told him to do so on his deathbed.

Sheldon knew Penny wanted to move their relationship forward. Still, while he wasn't a virgin per se he was inexperienced, and while he didn't know Penny's experience, the biggest hurdle for him was finding the right time to broach the subject. But he knows that if they move forward, that's pretty much checkmate, he is hers, and whether she wants to be his after is a bridge-we'll-cross issue. He knows that Penny is that hypothetical woman his father spoke of all those years ago. He has been her friend, if her kisses are any indication she wants to be his lover as much as he wants to be hers, and he knows if they make a proper thing out of this then he will support Penny in whatever she endeavours to pursue. The biggest hurdle was—at the moment anyway—getting her alone. His family was always around and with his family always around he had to resort to teasing her—holding her from behind was both innocent enough for his mother and it shielded his bulge from his family and he hoped Penny found his package adequate.

Penny and Sheldon finally found a moment to themselves in the third week of July with Mary busy with a Church retreat, Meemaw busy with a bowling tournament, George needing to get back to his tyre store in Dallas, and Missy preferring her Houston apartment where there's air conditioning than Galveston's dry and oppressive heat. Penny sat on Sheldon's bed cross-legged in just her short shorts and a red v-neck t-shirt with 'Cornhuskers' printed in white arched distressed lettering and a white 'N' below it also in a distressed style. Sheldon had opted for a desk chair while in blue jeans and a heather grey t-shirt with a black Eagle, Globe, and Anchor emblem, and the words 'MARINES' in large font and words 'THE FEW.' 'THE PROUD.' below it in a smaller font.

Penny felt like she was back in high school hanging out with a boyfriend before they would invariably get bored of the dance and just make out on his bed—but this was bigger, and Penny didn't quite know why. Was it because they told each other they loved each other before sleeping together or was it because they said it at all? She shouldn't be hesitant but she was; what if this was the worst idea ever and they break up, over what she doesn't know—the thought is real albeit however small.

Penny sighs deeply, "So… we're alone now. Anything you wanna talk about?"

Sheldon takes a deep breath, "Penny, am I imagining things or do I get the feelin' you want to… how should I put this nicely, take a trip around the bases?" He grinned.

Penny let out a laugh, "That's one way to put it. Honey, are you afraid to take the next step with me?" She asked seriously.

Sheldon shook his head, "No Penny, you are beautiful and I would be an idiot not to, but my problem is much more intangible."

Penny took that to mean performance anxiety, so she reassured him, "Sheldon, lots of guys can't keep it up or don't last too long, it's okay."

"No Penny," he dismissed her conclusion, "I don't have any issues down there, my problem is that I'm unsure whether we should because if we do I know I'm liable to give you anything and everything, but how do I know if you will feel the same way? I don't want to open Pandora's Box and also let hope escape too."

Penny grinned, "Sheldon, you are pretty much it for me baby, I admitted it as much to Missy. Nobody else treats me like a person rather than a pretty face; you do, so, of course, I want you," she took three or four steps and planted a passionate kiss on him still seated. It didn't take long for her to coax him out of the chair and toward the bed, but not before he went over and closed and locked the bedroom door with her still attached to his lips—just in case.

They fell onto Sheldon's childhood twin-size bed, uncaring about whether or not their bodies could both fit. This to Penny was familiar territory, the tall man holding her by the hips and making her heart race however wasn't. As they roll around Sheldon's bed, Penny giggles in delight as Sheldon's lips pepper her neck and found that spot behind her ear that most guys forget.

Sheldon had never just gone for it, even with Sabine the only girl he ever had sex with; but somehow with Penny, she is allowing an entirely new side of him to manifest. Judging by his girlfriend's delighted laughter she is enjoying his treatment so far. When they finally stop, Penny is beneath him, blonde hair a mess, chest heaving, face grinning, and eyes fluttering. He can see the green in her eyes almost disappear. He had never seen a more sexy sight.

"Step back," she whispers.

He bolts up immediately hoping that he didn't just ruin things, "What's wrong?"

"Nothing, I just wanted to get a bit comfier." Penny then sits up and takes off her t-shirt, putting her full, perky breasts on full display for him.

"No bra?"

Penny chuckles, "Honey, it's way too stuffy and hot for a bra," she tells him matter-of-factly. She then palms her breasts, squeezing them, "You like?"

Sheldon nods, his mouth going slightly dry, "Very much."

Penny then proceeds to take off her shorts, leaving her in red cotton panties.

The sight of his Nebraska-born and bred girlfriend in her school colours does something to him, he feels his eyes sharpen, goosebumps develop and the hairs on his forearms stand on end. How can someone be so inexplicably beautiful? Penny in red has always done strange things to him. The first time he met her she was in red, the first time they kissed at the airport in Houston she was in red, and this past week he's seen her in low-cut red camisoles that if he were a lesser man would have made him forget propriety and just take her. Now with Penny exposed to his gaze, he takes her all in.

"Do I meet your expectations?"

"Far exceed," he says as she smiles and beckons him back with a finger.

She takes his hands and places them on her breasts, "Go ahead, sweetie, squeeze 'em, play with 'em, lick 'em," she offers.

Sheldon doesn't hesitate he latches onto her perfect quarter-sized, light pink left nipple as his hand continues to fondle her breasts and his other hand pulling double duty, pinching her nipple while fondling his girlfriend's perfect breasts.

Penny moaned and mewled as Sheldon licks, sucks, and pinches her sensitive nipple hardening them. The few guys that have had the pleasure of getting this far with her, were never that skilled. She thinks that only Doug or maybe it was Brian even devoted enough time to her nipples to get them hard. She let out a yelp of surprise when Sheldon bit down playfully on one of them, then the other.

"You are beautiful, Penny," Sheldon whispers as he surges up and kisses her.

When they break apart, Penny, looks at her man, mere inches from her—green on blue, blue on green—and she asks him, "Can I return the favour?" He made her nipples hard and her pussy wet, she is pretty sure he can see a wet spot on them. She sees him nod, so she pushes him up and she slides down crouching on the balls of her feet as she undoes his jeans. The bulge that she sees protruding from his boxers makes her lick her lips in anticipation. She pulls his boxers down and is greeted by the thickest, longest cock she's ever seen—granted she hasn't seen many but Sheldon makes every past boyfriend who got this far look utterly inadequate. Sheldon steps out of his boxers and jeans and Penny takes that as her cue to grab onto his shaft and pumps twice before lowering her mouth onto him. She sucks and licks his head while stroking and squeezing his length. Her tongue starts to lick his entire length and the way he's moaning gets her even wetter, she knows she's a goner. The second they take the plunge, or rather when he plunges into her she knows that's it; she's his. Her pussy gets even wetter at just the thought of it belonging to him. She takes his balls into her mouth, and she hears him moan her name, "Oh Penny…" She wants to get to the main event but the cock in her mouth is too nice to just rush. She returns to suckling and bobbing on his head and spitting on his cock and lathering it with her hands. Penny had never had to use two hands when giving a blowjob before, she likes it. She hears him groan and pull away from her suddenly, she looks up at him, "Did I do something wrong?" She asked with a slight pout.

Sheldon shook his head, "No… good God no, but if you continue I might come and I don't want this to end prematurely."

Penny smirks and stands up, pulls off his t-shirt then pulls him down for another kiss. When they separate again, she turns around showing him her ass, and turns her head back toward him grinning, "You do the honours, baby."

Sheldon pulls down his girlfriend's panties reverently, as he does he notices a tattoo on her right butt cheek, it's a Chinese character for something, but because he doesn't know either Mandarin or Cantonese he just chuckles to himself—he'll ask about it later. He marvels at Penny's ass. Pert, shapely, and all-around he believes the phrase is, a butt you want to bite. He especially wants to bite and kiss the part where there's a bit of ink.

"Do you like my ass?" She asks him with a tilt of amusement in her voice, facing forward but wiggling her butt.

"Very much."

Penny then starts toward the bed, climbing on it, bends over putting her whole ass on display momentarily before flipping around onto her back and spreading her legs showing him her soaked centre. "Sheldon…" her voice takes on a melodic, almost Siren-like quality, "Come here, honey, I want you to see how wet I am, how ready I am for you, how much I want this."

Sheldon follows her voice to her wet core and he can't help himself—thousands of years of human evolution and progress and yet men across all time and space are immediately taken back to that primal stage whenever they see a pussy—he dives in shocking his girlfriend. He hears her gasp and moan, and he swears that is a sound he'll never tire of. Instinctively he adds a finger, drawing out a long moan from the blonde above him. As his tongue licks at her clit and his long fingers push through her tight opening, he can't even begin to imagine how his cock will feel. He hears her moans and mewls and groans grow louder and louder, he feels her hand descend onto the top of his head keeping him stationary, he makes a 'come hither' motion with his finger and it touches the spongey spot all women have. And Penny yelps and her body tightens and she practically freezes as she has her first orgasm courtesy of his mouth and hands.

Penny hadn't expected Sheldon to eat her out, but it was fantastic. She has had three guys and none of them ate her pussy. She's glad Sheldon is the first and the way things are going, the only. Here was a man that made her feel wanted and special, not through grand romantic gestures but just by being there for her and wanting to spend time with her genuinely, and not because she was simply pretty. She remembers one long phone conversation early on where all they talked about was books and they debated the merits of Greek classical literature. The Odyssey is her favourite for obvious reasons, and Sheldon not only listened to her but he actually said she made a few good points. And then there were others where he vehemently denied her assertion because of a lack of evidence. No guy she'd dated dared to say she was wrong for fear that would be the end of any chance to get to her boobs or if they were lucky, her pants. He did and she loved him for it. She loved him even more after this. She was breathing hard but manage to get him to come up to her where she kissed him again, tasting herself on his tongue, she'd never done that before. After separating, she told him simply, "Take me." She saw him smile back at her. He got back on his feet, pulled her toward the edge of the bed, and spread her legs wide. She moaned softly at the teasing way he dragged his cock up and down her slit before entering her. When he did, she felt like a nuclear bomb going off. That was probably the closest she could describe the feeling of being stretched so wide and taken so deep. "Sheldon…" she moaned his name as she grabbed his forearms which were the closest things she could reach since his hands had grabbed onto her hips.

This feeling of being inside Penny felt completely different from when he was inside Sabine. He doesn't know why, maybe it's because they had prepared for this and had gotten to know each other beforehand rather than it being a celebratory first time, which was awkward and fumbling. But either way, he opened Penny's box and it felt fantastic. He never wants to leave. The feeling of her around him makes his member throb, which only adds to the pleasure because as he throbs he is stretching her and as she's being stretched her pussy tightens making him throb again which starts an endless cycle—and he had yet to move.

"Move baby, I'm ready." She tells him after what seems to be an interminable amount of time.

He does, slowly. He hears her moans and sees her bite her lower lip to not scream when he starts to go faster. A hand releases its grip on her hip to trail up her body and fondle her perfect, perky tits and nipples making her grip the sheets and hold on for dear life. He can feel her approaching climax. He sees her eyes flutter, he aids her quest by rubbing her clit. A few swipes and she is coming apart, calling out his name. Watching his girlfriend coming on his cock is the single most erotic thing he'd ever seen in his life. He can see a sheen of sweat on her forehead and her cheeks tinged pink and her chest rising and falling rhythmically as she recovers. He knows there will be plenty of positions they will try and there will be longer sessions than this one, but he desperately

needs to come. He pulls out and hears her whimper at the loss temporarily as he tells her to turn around on all fours. She chuckles, before eagerly doing so wiggling her ass.

"Come on, lover boy, fuck me."

She is prepared and unprepared to take Sheldon in doggy, when he speared her she let out a half gasp, half sigh at being filled completely and stretched beyond anything she had ever experienced. She moans and calls out to God, and grips the sheets as her boyfriend pounds away at her from behind, this brings her second orgasm to the forefront and she chases it with vigour. She is more vocal as Sheldon's pace and speed became rougher and faster. She loves it. She is even surprised at how much she enjoys him slapping her ass, her own, "Oh yeah baby, slap my ass!" Sounded foreign to her. Then she felt her orgasm crest and one, two, three strokes of his amazing cock later she is tumbling over the precipice again, her third. When she recovers, she hears him groan and tell her he's going to come and force himself out of her, she quickly climbs off the bed and drops to her knees in front of him, she takes his cock in her mouth and starts to stroke him with both hands, urging him on, "Come on baby… come on, Sheldon… come in my mouth and on my face!" That seems to be the magic words because seconds later Sheldon comes calling out her name while releasing rope after rope of come on her face and some that she managed to catch on her tongue.

When he finishes she can't help but joke as she licks him clean, "You sure know how to show a girl a good time, don't cha cowboy?"

They head to the bathroom to wash up before returning to bed. Once in bed, with Penny lying on his chest, her arms wrapped around him, and her breasts pressed against his side, Sheldon mindlessly plays with her hair.

"That was… incredible," Sheldon tells her.

Tracing nonsensical patterns wherever her fingers can reach, "Yeah, it was." She lifts her head to look him in the eyes, "I love you, Sheldon."

"I love you too, Penny." They kiss savouring the first experience of being together physically.