chapter 1

Chapter: 1

"Come on! Wake up already, hey!"

Who the hell is shouting? Cause for one I Yuki Suzuki don't like being wakened like this.

Feeling someone shaking me I groggily woke up. Slowly rubbing the sleep out of my eyes looking up at the person who shook me awake I say a familiar face.

"Tomochika-san why did you wake me did we arrive yet?"

I vaguely remembered that the class was supposed to be going on a trip to a ski resort in Nagano. 

"No! Forget about that! What should we do!?"

"What?" 

"How did you and Yogiri sleep until now!? There was so much chaos!"

Huh what? Chaos? Rubbing my eyes I briefly took a glance to my left I saw another familiar face one much more familiar than Tomochika-san, my best friend Yogiri Takatou. Yogiri seemed to be in a similar state to me it looked like he was forced awake by Tomochika-san. Yogiri and I glanced at each other as we then turned our attention to the front of the bus seeking the source of Tomochika's panic.

And boy it didn't look good the bus' frame had been crushed. Furthermore, a white something pierced through the wall of the bus, impaling a boy from our class.

That's not good.

"Yeah, I can see how that would cause chaos," Yogiri said

"You don't say," I said sarcastically to my best friend.

Not bothering to move from our spot Yogiri and I continue to inspect the damage.

The bus was dented all over the place and the ceiling and walls were full of holes. On the floor, there was a collapsed girl, covered in blood. Based on the gaping hole in her chest she was most likely dead. 

Given the emptiness of the bus, the majority of students must have already escaped. Other than myself, Yogiri, and Tomochika the only potential survivor seemed to be our impaled classmate, but he didn't look like he'd last much longer.

What impaled him looked like a white spear that had sprouted thorns. However, it was no lifeless weapon; it squirmed.

With barely noticeable trembling it stretched and contracted--most likely part of some living creature, but I wasn't familiar with an animal that possessed such a long, unpleasant-looking organ.

I was about to ask a question but Yogiri beat me to it.

"What even is that?"

"Don't ask me like I'd know!" Tomochika shouted.

"Don't ask me I'm just as confused as the both of you."

Tomochika lost it.

Looking out the window Yogiri and I notice something big and scaly clinging to the bus.

"Looks like a snake. Oh, maybe a lizard?" Yogiri said

"I don't think it's a snake if it was it would have been coiled around the bus more of it would have been crushed. And I'm not certain about it being a lizard either."

Yogiri picked up a karaoke mic that had rolled up to his feet and threw it at the white something.

GIAAAaAAaAaaAAA

The mic hit the organ dead on and the creature let out an eardrum-bursting scream. The part that had been shoved into the bus quickly retracted and the impaled boy dropped to the floor. The huge monster hastily took some distance, finally allowing Yogiri and I to get a good look at it.

"So it was a wyvern, I see."

"A big one at that."

A two-legged winged monster that was huge even among dragons.

The organ from earlier was wriggling near the wyvern's crotch, most likely its reproductive organ. They appeared to have been attacked by a dragon in heat, and as if that wasn't already difficult enough to believe, the outside scenery was just as surprising.

It was a massive grassy plain.

"I'm pretty sure when I last looked out the window it was a snowy road at night though."

"Same here."

"Who cares about that right now!? Why'd you have to make it angry!"

Tomochika, driven by panic, grabbed Yogiri at his collar and shook him.

"Yeah I agree with Tomochika-san on this why did you do that?"

Looking out the window I noticed the Wyvern's glare and flames leaking from its mouth signifying its anger.

"AH!"

Yogiri who was also looking at the dragon let out a voice of realization.

"What? Did you figure something out that'll save us!?"

Tomochika stared at him with expectation sparkling in her eyes.

"Huh? Oh, no. I was just thinking 'So this is what dragons having sex with cars was about."

"Really Yogiri?" 

"What are you even talking about!?" 

Before he could explain he was interrupted.

ROoOoOOO

The dragon roared and set its massive wings into motion, raising its ridiculously large body into the air and after gaining some height it nosedived back down towards us.

"Oh boy."

"Now it's looking grim."

The bus' inside was slanted, the aisle was narrow and on top of that, there were corpses lying around. Escaping it in time seemed impossible.

Sigh why are things so unfair?

The plunging dragon seemed a fitting metaphor for life's fall of the curtain.

"We're finished!"

Tomochika cried out desperately as she clung to Yogiri, who had already given up. Her fairly voluminous chest changed shape as it pushed into Yogiri.

Sigh, why did it have to come to this? I wasn't planning to use this yet.

"Unorigin."

"Die" 

Its wings stopped immediately.

The loss of balance made the dragon's massive body spin and gain momentum while it fell from the sky however it didn't even land as its body disintegrated

"Now how should we go from here." 

"Agreed." 

They had escaped danger for the time being, but the situation was still beyond my and Yogiri's understanding.

"Dannoura-san. Looks like we're saved." Yogiri said

"…Really?"

She continued to cling to him for a little while longer, but after realizing that things had quieted down she hesitantly lifted her head and separated from Yogiri.

"Huh? But why? What just happened?"

Tomochika looked out of the window with a vacant gaze.

"That's what we would like to find out."

"But let's stop panicking first, okay? Rest a little and we'll talk after that."

Since we needed Tomochika-san's help in understanding the situation her cooperation was necessary but with how out of it she was it's wise to allow her to calm down.

 Yogiri took his handheld console out of his bag and booted it up while I pulled a manga out of mine. To my knowledge, Yogiri is playing Monster Hunter and I'm reading Dragon Ball Z (even though I'm late but r.i.p the G.O.A.T Akira Toriyama.)

"Does this seem like the time to be playing Monster Hunter and reading manga to you!"

Tomochika was being surprisingly rational.

Chapter 1: End