Goldilocks Yakuza

"What the hell? The whole school saw that video? Why would they even be interested in something like that? Is this why they were all staring at me like hawks in the corridor?" I said, squinting my eyes as I watched the video

"What are you talking about Furyo-san? How can they not be interested when you've caused such a juicy incident? It's been a while since this school has gotten such big material and you're asking why they are interested. How foolish of you"

"Well I would know better if you actually explained it to me, instead of simply yanking my chain"

"Well I won't tell you why and what not, but I will tell you that the reason you were being watched wasn't because of that video but because of this one"

Kisaragi then leaned over and swiped the phones screen in my hand but this time with a forum like page with a video player in the middle with a wierd title name and a comment section in the bottom

"This is?" I asked pointing at the phone

"Just play the video" She said with her usual smile smile

As she instructed I played the video and was utterly surprised when I saw a video of me dealing with Takahashi yesterday from the start till the end. It looked like it was recorded by someone in the class judging by the quality and angle of the shot

"They even recorded this?"

"Yep and this is the video that's been going viral around the school. This is the one that made you so popular"

"Popular my ass! I feel like an animal being observed in the zoo. More so then I normally do in my normal life. And what's up with this ridiculous comments?!" I exclaimed with a frustrated look on my face as I read the comments below

[Woah! Who the hell is he?]

[That's brutal]

[Is he a transfer student? I've never seen him in that class before]

[What year is he?]

[Poor Takahashi]

[Doesn't he look super scary?]

[Really? I think he's hot]

[Just what happened there? The scary guy almost made that kid piss himself]

[What's up with the title of the video?]

[Are Yakuza even allowed to attend this school?]

[Isn't he afraid of getting marked by the school by causing such a incident?]

[He's probably backed by a huge corporation if he has the guts to act this boldly]

[What if he isn't and is just a 'normal' student?]

[Then he just painted a huge X on his back and probably ruined his whole school life]

[LOL!]

[He's finished]

[I feel sorry for him now...JK! It just got a lot more fun now]

[Haha!]

There were a lot more comments with similar remarks but I didn't bother reading them since I didn't understand what they were taking about, for example 'corporations behind me' or 'the school targeting me for what I did'

Huge corporation behind me? What a joke. I don't even have proper medical insurance backing me up and their telling I have some organization assisting me

I didn't bother to ask Kisaragi about the comments as I would only be wasting my time. But I did want to ask about something else that was really bugging me

"I'm not really bothered by the video and I know you won't explain what they're saying in the comments. But can you atleast tell me who posted this video?"

"Why? Are you going to deal with them for posting it without your consent?" She said narrowing her eyes

"Like I said I don't really care about that. But what is really pissing me off is the name they gave me"

"Oh. Then you don't like it?" She said with a grin that looked like it was mocking me

"Of course I don't like it! Who the hell would be happy after being named 'Goldilocks Yakuza'!"

Kisaragi covered her mouth and giggled as she saw me venting my anger about the video's title 'Goldilocks Yakuza makes a kid bow before him in class'

"Why? I think it suits you perfectly. Especially with that bright hair and those mean eyes of yours. Even the actual Yakuza will think that you're one of them"

"But that doesn't mean they have to give me such a stupid name. There are so many other names out there that could be linked to me and I would've been okay with it since I'm used to it. But they just had to name me 'Goldilock Yakuza', the most stupid sounding one of them all!'"

Well atleast whoever gave this name didn't think of the name my father gave me back when I was six, when I first dyed my hair 'Asian Draco Malfoy'. That's probably the worst name I've ever been given in my life

"But seriously, who even came up with this name?" I muttered to myself and took a closer look of the video and said "From the angle of the shot, it looks like someone in the back row at the far right end of the class took it. More exactly where you're sitting right now but there's no way you-..."

No-No-No, I'll stop right there. I don't want to jinx myself once again like I did last time. Good thing I stopped before I committed that mistake once again

But my look of relief disappeared and turned into exhaustion when Kisaragi said with a smile

"What a good eye Furyo-san. You managed to find out that I was the one who posted it in a single glance. You might even have the potential to become a detective in the future. Well that is the one's who are hired by distrustful wives to follow their husbands to see if they're cheating on them or not. That job would truly suit you"

*Sigh* It just had to be her...