Whacky Rhacko

The Sound Kingdom was by far one of the most beautiful Kingdoms out of the four, the streets could not be cleaner, no poor people could be seen anywhere, and everyone was joyful and couldn't seem happier.

People could be seen somewhat flying even around the city by standing on some sort of pole, there were quite a few flying around, having fun, though most of them were teenagers.

Overall the Kingdom seemed somewhat more advanced than the last three.

"Quite the sight isn't it, I wonder how all this technology works." Seer seemed very intrigued by the works of everything

The fool quickly glanced at it all "Sure it's nice, though it all seems a little off."

"I think I'd rather not think too much about It, I have enough to deal with my own magic already."

Doremifa was quite silent and kept what he thought to himself.

Pandora's Wanderer felt a frisson of excitement through their body, for the first time they finally entered a Kingdom, not only that but no one is staring at them either.

"DO YOU GUYS SEE THIS WALL? ISN'T IT CRAZY?"

"Pandora, that's just a normal wall, made out of bricks..."

"NO N,n,OoOOo YooUUUu DOn't UNDERSTAND IT." their mask changed many times rapidly back to back.

"THAT WALL AS WELL, WAIT, WHICH ONE IS BETTER, WHAT A TOUGH DECISION FOR SUCH A SIMPLETON LIKE MY SELF, THE AGONY THE PAIN, THE WEIGHT OF THE DECISION IS SO IMMENSE I FEEL MYSELF SPLITTING INTO TWO or three, wait, maybe more than that, how many exactly? Wait, what was I talking about?"

"Are you guys sure you want to bring this, 'Thing' with us?" Doremifa felt uneasy overall, it wasn't Pandora's wanderer's fault, but everything around him made him feel nervous almost insecure.

"We can't just leave him out there in the wasteland, and I'm sure it's fine, they're just curious."

"Yeah I agree with Luce, he also made us food so it's only right."

"Whatever, do what you want."

The fool took Novis and whispered to him.

"Is it just me or is Doremifa upset?"

Novis quickly looks at him. "I guess so, something must be up."

"Let's just eat something, maybe he's hungry"

The fool asks a random citizen where the nearest bar is.

"Oh, well if you would like alcohol you're better off going to Azazel's place, but if you're quite hungry and care a lot about food, then maybe you should try Whacky Rhacko."

"Thank you very much, have a great rest of your day."

"You too."

"Alright guy's, we're gonna go to Whacky Rhacko I guess."

"That sounds absolutely terrible."

"Oh come on Doremifa, I'm sure it's not that bad."

"Yeah, I agree with Seer, at least try it first."

"And we can't go to Azazel's because Seer is too young to drink."

"No, I am not, who told you that even."

"It's ok Seer, no one is judging you."

"You're not my mother or my father, hmph."

"𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦, 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐'𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘓𝘶𝘤𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘬 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦."

"Whacky Rhacko, hmmm, Whackyyy super whacky, SUPER WHACKY RHACKO IS THE PLACE FOR YOU." Pandora's Wanderer can barely contain himself or his rhythm.

Doremifa sighs and starts walking to the bar along with everyone.

"I wonder if the place will be obvious to spot at first glance Luce."

"In a Kingdom like this? I'm sure it will Novis, and even then I'm sure Seer would have some sort of gadget to help him find it."

"Perhaps some gadget like that does exist, either way, it is for my use only."

"Not like any of us need it."

"Really? But like, you could, at least try it once."

"I'll try anything you give me don't worry." He pats his head to comfort him.

Eventually, in front of them, a very intricate structure was on the horizon, there was a weird white mascot by the door along with the ceiling of the building was mostly pink and looked a little slimy.

"Are you all really sure you want to eat here?"

"That white guy thingy looks nice."

"I think that's the mascot."

"It is most definitely the mascot."

"What's a mascot?"

"It's like a person that dresses up as the icon of the restaurant or bar or whatever that thing is supposed to be."

"Oooh, well I like it, let's all go say hello."

"Wanderer."

"Yes, Luce?"

"Behave, and maybe I'll give you a treat."

"We will strive to be as nice and polite as possible." They say whilst saluting the fool.

"Thank you."

Doremifa seems to be tenser overall, paying attention to his surrounding quite well.

As they start to get near the entrance

"OH GOLLY ME IF IT ISN'T SOME NEEEEEEW CUSTOMERS, WELCOME TO WHACKY RHACKO THE WHACKIEST OF PLACEST IN THE WHOLE WORLD."

Pandor's Wanderer levels down to the fool and leans into his ear.

"I hope you know I am way more whacky than this fraud."

"I know Wanderer don't worry."

"Could I have a table for five?"

"OF COURSE, GO AHEAD AND SIT DOWN AND ENJOY YOURSELF TO THE FULLEST."

"Maybe he wasn't as cool as I had thought originally, are you sure this place is for well, adults."

"Novis isn't wrong there, this clearly looks like a kid's place."

"Aren't you and Novis the same age or something?"

"WE ARE? I THOUGHT HE WAS OLDER." They both yell whilst pointing at each other.

"I think you are, no clue discuss it between yourselves I'm going to order something."

Whilst everyone gets comfortable and sits down, the fool tries to order some food.

The floors were in a checker-like pattern colored in black and white, all the chairs were red but they were a lot more similar to sofas than chairs, all the tables were pink and looked like the slime that was on the ceiling of the building, and each table has at least one mascot icon standing up.

"May I get the menu?"

"Of course sir, here you go."

"I'll bring it back to you in a couple of minutes."

"Take as long as you need, really."

"Alright everyone, grab a menu and decide what you want."

"I think I'll just eat the steak."

"No no Doremifa, say the name right."

"You can be really annoying sometimes you know that? Ugh, I'll have the Rhacko Ricko Steak, with Mashed and Whacked Potatoes."

"HAHAHA, YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY IT I WAS JOKING."

The fool continues to laugh extremely loud attracting a bit of attention, Doremifa quickly raises his mask out of embarrassment and screams through the fabric, and although it is very muffled most of the words sound very rude and threatening, so maybe it's better that way.

The fool wipes a tear of joy from his eye. "Oh, my, that was amazing, anyways have you all ordered then?"

"I think we'll have the Whacky Rhacko Burger along with the Curly Wurly Fries."

"Sounds good to me."

"Novis and I want to share the Whacky Chimken Nuggets, Novis also wants one Cherry Crushing Milkshake, and I want to try the Creamy Chocolate Cookies Milkshake."

"That sounds great, you all seem a lot happier about this place."

"I like the name of the food, and it sounds pretty good, what about you Luce?"

"The taste is the most important part for me, so I'll think I'll try the Kennedy Chimkeny Burger as well as the Neon Leon Freeons. So is that all for everyone?"

"Yeah pretty much."-Seer.

"I hope It's good."-Novis.

"It better be good"-Doremifa.

"GIVE ME NUTRIENTS"-Pandora's Wanderer.

"Sounds good enough to me."

The fool goes back to the lady and shows her the list of what to make and goes back to the table.

"We're going to have to wait until they prepare the food now, apparently they don't take too long."

"As long as it's not more than twenty minutes I'm fine."

"Oh Doremifa, patience is quite important you know?"

"You should tell that to Seer, Novis, the amount of stuff he's exploded out of impatience is quite a lot."

"Hey! You told me to hurry up, to begin with."

"Well you were a little too slow you know."

"Calm down you two, or you'll irritate the Wanderer, also it's not good to eat whilst stressed."

"I'm fine Luce but I appreciate the concern for me."

"𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴, 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘮𝘦 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘳.

𝘖𝘒𝘈𝘠, 𝘉𝘜𝘛 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘙𝘌𝘗𝘓𝘈𝘊𝘌 𝘜𝘚 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘏𝘌𝘈𝘙 𝘔𝘌, 𝘔𝘌. 𝘐 𝘋𝘖𝘕'𝘛 𝘗𝘓𝘈𝘕 𝘛𝘖 𝘔𝘌, 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘈𝘓𝘓 𝘈𝘙𝘌 𝘝𝘌𝘙𝘠 𝘐𝘔𝘗𝘖𝘙𝘛𝘈𝘕𝘛 𝘛𝘖 𝘔𝘌 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘈𝘓𝘞𝘈𝘠𝘚 𝘞𝘐𝘓𝘓 𝘉𝘌, 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘛 𝘔𝘌𝘈𝘕𝘚 𝘈 𝘓𝘖𝘛, 𝘔𝘌, 𝘖𝘍 𝘊𝘖𝘜𝘙𝘚𝘌, 𝘔𝘌, 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘓𝘌𝘕𝘎𝘛𝘏 𝘐 𝘞𝘖𝘜𝘓𝘋 𝘎𝘖 𝘍𝘖𝘙 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘎𝘜𝘠𝘚 𝘐𝘚 𝘔𝘖𝘙𝘌 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘕 𝘐 𝘊𝘈𝘕 𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘕𝘒 𝘖𝘍, 𝘞𝘌 𝘒𝘕𝘖𝘞 𝘐𝘛 𝘔𝘌, 𝘋𝘖𝘕'𝘛 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘞𝘖𝘙𝘙𝘠, 𝘸𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴, 𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱𝘴 𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘪𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘴 𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘓𝘶𝘤𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦."

"I think the orders are ready, everything ok Wanderer? You have some tears in your eyes."

"Don't... Don't worry about it, I'm just very happy that's all, but yes please bring the food I really want to see it."

"You got It, I'll be back in five, don't do anything bad and this goes to all of you."