Pleasure Pump

All the trio were sitting together on a floor with a wine bottle at the center. Carrot was busy roaming here and there, biting and chewing anything that appears soft in Uncle Pumpkin's house.

"I am not going to drink!" The wine looked tempting but she did not want to embarrass herself talking nonsense about him and was about to leave the place, she was dragged back by both.

"Just one glass Leena, you can release all your stress." Reese coaxed her. She was getting impatient to know the person who made this witch tongue-tied.

"Leena! Man up and drink. Don't you want to take revenge? You can only do that when you are drunk." Uncle pumpkin added fuel to the fire.

Yes, tit for tat. At least you have to take imaginary revenge on him for making your life hard for 3 days, Leena. She grabbed the glass and chug down the entire content in one go.

"Now tell me what happened at the hotel," Reese asked in excitement.

"Not telling."

Reese looked at Uncle Pumpkin and nudged him for the second one. The moment he filled her glass, she swallowed everything and put down the glass asking for more. He kept on pouring and she kept on drinking not even spilling anything they anticipated.

"Who made you stressed today?"

"Am I stressed? Why?" She asked in a drowsy voice and collapsed on the floor.

"I think it has started to take the effect," Reese whispered while Uncle Pumpkin nodded his head.

"MORE." She started laughing rolling on the floor.

"Jaaaaackkkkk Cooooondoooommmm! Get the ass out of here and bring the hummus you made today! My Summary is hungry!" Her giggles did not stop and her blabbering never ended.

"You know Reese, I was born in 1920 and died in 2000 at the age of 10 in Africa. Can you believe it?" She gazed at them like a lost child.

Both sighed loudly! This is the worst part of Leena when she is drunk, she spouts all illogical riddles which have no answers.

"Reese, come with me. We will arrange the dinner." The duo went into the kitchen leaving the drunkard alone when she is not revealing anything they were anticipating to know. Both entered into the living room after their dinner preparation only to find an empty wine bottle on the floor. Panicked, they searched all the rooms, but the person was nowhere to be found.

"The door is locked. She must be here only." Uncle pumpkin informed searching in the walk-in closet.

"Then where did she go. We searched the entire_"

"Wine cellar!"

"Wine cellar!"

Both voiced out loudly at the same time. There was only one room they left out and without wasting a second, both rushed into the room to find 2 empty bottles already on the floor, while the third one was being half-emptied by a certain boozer.

"Uncle Pumpkin, the situation will be out of control now." Reese already started imagining things would happen tonight.

"I am scared." Uncle Pumpkin voiced out. If a glass itself can make her speak illogical things, he was afraid what sort of bizarre things would happen, now that this drunkard has gulped down 3 bottles. They walked over to help the tipsy Leena when she was struggling to get up, but she kicked them and both fell on their butts. She has become more active in her drunken state. In a drowsy state, Leena caught sight of something at the corner and drunk walked there.

"Leena, No!" Uncle pumpkin cried when she kicked the teddy bear which he has treasured for years. It flew and directly sit over his head.

"Nice teddy. Is it a gift from uncle William?" She asked clapping her hands in excitement when she hit a goal with the doll. Uncle pumpkin embarrassingly removed the teddy bear from his head. Does this brat even know the gifts given by him?

"Did you Ush Ush him in the wine cellar also?"

"Ush Ush?" Both asked in confusion.

"Geez. You both don't even know Ush Ush?" They were greeted with her mocking laughter.

"It's rolling on the sheets you dumbos!" She added laughing and rolling on the floor and passed out. Uncle Pumpkin coughed out loudly while Reese stood rooted with a wide mouth.

"Reese, we should put some holy water on her head. Her mind is completely dirtied." With that, both started dragging the log out of the room.

"Is she really the man-hater we have seen for years?" Reese slumped on the couch with all the vanished energy yanking her best friend.

"I have second thoughts now." He said and looked at the sleeping idiot. He doubted she will stop her nonsense now.

She woke up again after some time.

"Uncle Pumpkin, I wanted to tell something which I have hidden for 3 days." Leena looked away without meeting his eyes. Now what! He was already having a headache with the thing she has disclosed in the wine cellar. He anticipated her story to hear, but never in his dreams he expected, she would come after him and William. He was utterly tired to even voice out and nudged her to go forward.

"I have seen his thing in the men's bathroom." She sheepishly admitted.

"There she goes. Record it, Reese. We can save it for the future." Uncle Pumpkin snickered. Reese grabbed a nearby mobile on the couch and started shooting.

"How big it is?" Reese asked. Now that it is recorded, she wanted to see, how she would mask her lie tomorrow.

"Not telling!" She yelled. "Call that bastard. I want to talk to him personally!"

"How? I don't even know his name, forget about the number." Reese chided.

"Donald Duck."

"Huh?"

"His name." Both looked at each other and burst out laughing.

Leena jumped from her place again and went near the TV area. Grabbing it's remote, she punched in a set of random numbers and waited for the other person to speak.

"You copy cat, how dare you scold Leena Hayes, the apple of the eye of Francis Hayes?" She waited for the other person to speak.

"What? You are not scared of me? I have seen your Pleasure Pump fully, you idiot! What will you do now? You want to sue me right? Come to Greenwyn village. Anytime, anywhere, Leena will not back down from the threats." She yelled continuously and waited for the imaginary person to speak at the other end.

"What?... Are you asking me how big it is?.... Well, It looks bigger than the banana I eat.. What?... You want me to_"

Reese knocked on her head. Uncle Pumpkin grabbed the remote before she could continue with her nonsense.

"Why did you hit my head. It all started because of you." She cried.

"Now what did I do!" She asked gritting her teeth.

"If you have stopped me to drink all the juices, my bladder would not have expanded and I would not have entered there."

"All right drunkard it's my fault. Can you stop now."

"No. It's not your fault." She gazed at the other person "Uncle Pumpkin, do you know why I met that shameless man?"

"It's Reese's fault, right?" He sighed.

"No! It's your fault. If you have not taken 2 hours to get ready in that kinky outfit, We would have reached earlier and I would have missed entering into men's washroom."

"What did you say? kinky outfit?"

"Except your P.Enis, did it cover anything?"

"Leena, Language!" Both massaged their temples cursing at themselves for forcing her to drink.

"Reese, did you know why I met that shameless man? Reese weakly nodded her head.

"No, you don't know anything. It's because of my bathroom brother. If he had not messaged me, I would not get angry. The result, I would not have met him." Leena continued on and on until her energy was depleted and passed out.

"She is dead drunk." He said.

"I wonder what's her reaction would be after showing this video," Reese smirked.