Chapter 40: The Funny Lan Keqin and Gu Xiaoqin

Di Junlin: "..."

"Lan Keqin!"

Di Junlin finally couldn't help but berate her. He gritted his teeth and called out her name. He had never been so aggrieved before. Today, he was angry and very vexed.

Did this woman know what she was talking about?

Did she know who she was talking about?

Who in this world dared to say that his thing looked like an ugly bug?

Other than this woman, it was still this woman. If he could, he really wanted to immediately board a helicopter and return to Country A to teach her a lesson.

As Lan Keqin's phone was not on speaker, Di Junlin's scolding was not heard by Lan Keqin and Gu Xiaoqin.

Gu Xiaoqin looked at Keqin pitifully and asked, "Is it really that big?"

"Yes!"

"Is it really that long?"

"Yes!"

"Is it really pink?"

"Yes!"

"Is it really... like a bug?"

"Yes!"

"Can it really move? Can it sting?"

"Yes!"

"Is it really... that ugly?"

"Yes!"

Gu Xiaoqin asked Lan Keqin the last question carefully because she always felt that there was an extra pair of ears in the room, but there were only her and Lan Keqin here.

Gu Xiaoqin asked a question, and Lan Keqin nodded and said "yes" without hesitation.

When Di Junlin heard the two women's questions, he looked up speechlessly at the crystal chandelier on the ceiling. He really wanted to go back and grab that woman, then spank her ass.

Di Junlin was now emitting the smell of gunpowder as well as that cold aura. It made one's hair stand on end.

"Keqin! Why do I feel like there's a pair of ears listening to us in our room? And why do I suddenly feel very despondent? " Gu Xiaoqin looked into the room after she finished speaking, her hands timidly hugging her own arms.

When Gu Xiaoqin said this, Lan Keqin also felt a chill—especially her back.

Lan Keqin looked at Gu Xiaoqin timidly and said, "Xiaoqin! Don't scare me. You know that I'm most afraid of those dirty things."

"Lan Keqin!"

Di Junlin did not scold Lan Keqin this time. Instead, he lowered his voice and called her name. However, from his expression, he was angry.

"Lan Keqin!" Di Junlin called again.

"Who is it?"

Because Lan Keqin did not speak to Gu Xiaoqin, the room was very quiet. Di Junlin's voice from the phone also reached Lan Keqin's ears.

Lan Keqin turned around and saw that there was no one. Gu Xiaoqin pointed at the phone on the stool with a trembling finger.

"Keqin! Your... Your cell... phone, i-it seems to have been picked up by you."

Gu Xiaoqin was so frightened that she was tongue-tied and trembling all over. She didn't say a word for a long time.

"The... telephone?"

Oh...

When Lan Keqin remembered what she got up for, her eyes were bigger than a cow's, and her mouth was wide enough to fit an egg.

Lan Keqin neck stiffly turned to her face where the phone was placed, subconsciously swallowed thickly, and tremblingly picked up the phone.

"Hello... Di... Junlin?"

Lan Keqin put the phone to her ear and carefully called Di Junlin's name.

"Lan Keqin! What were you talking about with your roommate just now?" Di Junlin's voice was low and natural. His eyes looked into the distance as if he hadn't heard anything from the beginning.

Even if Di Junlin's voice was gentle now, Lan Keqin's hair stood on end.

"No, I didn't say anything!"

This was the second time Lan Keqin lied in her life. The first time was because of the cost of mother Lan's surgery, so she lied to her uncle. The second time was now.

"Lan Keqin! Do you dare to lie to me again?" Di Junlin's threatening tone came from the other end of the phone.

Even if Lan Keqin was beaten to death, she would not admit to what she had just said. Hence, she stammered and argued, "No... no, you are really... really thinking too much."

"Lan Keqin! If you dare to lie to me again, be careful when I come back that you won't be able to get out of bed for three days." Di Junlin really could not find anything to threaten Lan Keqin with, so he found such a ridiculous sentence to intimidate her.

To others, this sentence might be liked by many women, especially when it came from Di Junlin's mouth. Not to mention his identity, just based on his appearance, the women who wanted to have sex with him would definitely line up until they couldn't see him.

But to Lan Keqin she was quite scared.

When Lan Keqin heard that Di Junlin wanted her to not get out of bed for three days, she was so scared that she immediately said it because she really didn't want Di Junlin to do her like that for one night.

"I'll say, I'll say..."

"I just said that your thing is big, that your thing is long, that your thing is like a bug, that your thing can move, that your thing is pink, that your thing can sting, and that your thing is ugly."

Lan Keqin closed her eyes and finished saying these words in one breath. Then, she took big gulps of air.

This sentence could be considered to be absolute. Each sentence was more absolute than the last.

As long as it was a man, after hearing the first two sentences, there was probably no male who would not be proud, right?

But why did the last two sentences become more and more annoying?

The thing a man couldn't stand the most was a woman saying that he couldn't do it and that his thing was ugly.

Who was Di Junlin?

Even if his thing was really ugly, they would have to praise it to the heavens. What a pity to meet a woman like Lan Keqin... Idiot...

When Lan Keqin finished saying this, Gu Xiaoqin was completely dumbfounded on the spot. She rolled her throat timidly. She didn't know what to say or do anymore!

Who in the world would dare to speak to Di Junlin like that? It was probably only Lan Keqin, right?

Who would dare to talk about the manhood of Di Junlin so brazenly? It was probably only Lan Keqin, right?

No, there seemed to be another one and that was herself?

Gu Xiaoqin really wanted to slap herself when she thought of this. If she was secretly killed by Di Junlin because of her momentary curiosity, that would be too much of a loss. She was also the person who died the most unjustly. Gu Xiaoqin looked at Lan Keqin with tears in her eyes.

"Lan Keqin! Very good. Very good. You are very good." Di Junlin's face was gloomy. He said "good" three times in a row and then shouted angrily, "Wash your body and wait for me to punish you when I come back!"

If it was anyone else, Di Junlin would either have them kicked away or killed. Why would she wait for him to come back and punish her?

After saying that, Di Junlin hung up the phone angrily. He called out of good intentions and wanted to see what that woman was doing. He didn't expect himself to be so angry.

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