the search for the lost lord

we ask the guard's can we speak to who is currently in charge of course right this way

we wait an hour sorry for the wait he will see you now hello good sir my name is max vos and this ash vos and BERY VOS! she shouts out sorry she is always like this but i hope it doesn't bother you if so not trying to be rude but either you deal with it or we leave again not

tryna be rude but you get it umm yea hello you can call me sir Reginald and

what did you need to speak with me for oh

so we heard the current lord here has be missing for a year and that you haven't found him yet we wish to help find him and was Wondering if you had any clues as to we're he might be oh we really whould appreciate

the help if you can so we actually know we're the current lord is the problem is none of the guards or any one can reach hmm I'm confused umm give ne an hour ill be back its better that i show you hmm ok max huh yes bery umm so if they knew were the lord is

then whould that explain why the town is not in disarray hmm thats right this town is unusual peaceful for their lord to go missing for a year it must mean sir Reginald is very good at his job must be well hmm ahh when could you shrink down ash oh you didn't know all fairy's can do this oh well ima lay down she flew over and laid down on my shoulder so you shrink down to lay on me yes cause berry has to lay down to hun ugh fine berry lays down in my lap and gets comfortable ahh ugh yall to cute an hour later ah sorry for the wait are yall ready huh ahhh sorry i got you ash i almost failed im sorry huh oh ash oh so she's a fairy yes ok

anyway follow me huh oh right we need guards for the trip trust me you don't need guards with me umm i appreciate what you saying but fine i dont care just remember what i said ok so we're are we going to the heart of the desert Road Trip! who taught you that bery um i heard it while you were sleeping oh ok whats a road trip nothing important ok its a two day trip if we start now ok about five hours later a iron sand worm poped out of the sand bery ash dont attack lets see the skills about two hours later dam finally took you forever oh no look another about twenty hours and 10 iron sand worms later (thats 20 hours if you didnt understand ) huf huf your tired looks like its gonna be more than two days i suposed yall should rest we will stand guard trust me are you sure yes we are more than capable ok thank you no problem un huh so ash since berry is sleep no i will not have sex with you i wasn't thinking about that i just wanted to talk talk? you talk what do you want to talk about i whould love to know about your past ash! ash! ash! huh oh im sorry why we're you crying huh oh im sorry when you asked about my past it's traumatic im sorry i didn't know its ok can you just hold me yes about 3 hours later ash yes im sorry but i have to stop holding you an enemy has appeared huh oh ok I'm just gone lay down

ok is that a glass heart

iron sand golem intresting oh i want to make

a new skill snatch heart envision imagine ding skill snatch heart ( with this skill you will

be able to snatch anyone heart out unless their strong against mental or heart attacks

and if the opponent has no heart skill limited to 5 a week can be shortened to five a day with level up and pratice) ok lets try it snacth heart huh dam it worked but i didn't think it whould give me the heart yea im glad it's a glass heart couldn't imagine having a person heart in my hand ugh ugh huh more why is this giant sand worm made of glass huh well

this should be easy ouch why the fuck is you

so hard your glass you should shatter haha im shiny cant you see haha WHAT THE FUCK A TALKING WORM AND YOUR NOT FUCKING SHINY DIE OUCH WHAT THE FUCH haha you cant harm my glossy reinforced and refurbish and reifind reflectively see through glorious.. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TALK TO MUCH AND MY EYES ARE FUCKING HURTING FROM LOOKING AT YOU DIE graps heart dam even HIS FUCKING HEART IS SHINY ugh whew thank God he is dead ugh about an hour later whew an hundred huh not bad need to take a break huh (swoshh im the lone supreme necromancer of this desert ) ahh fuck another one great look im tired and i dont want to fight yo ugly ass and THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE THREE HEADS thats actually cool so can you see every way or just one human you speak my language yes now answer my question umm well yes and your name max but you can call me vox any way what do you need well it was a lot of noise and death so i wanted to see what was going on but hey you know what be my friend huh yea if your the only one of your kind you must get lonely oh ha ha ha ha a human and a necromancer friends alright lets do it and im not the last of my kind im the supreme version their are two more on this planet

i know of i dont know their wear a bouts

hmm then lets seal this i max von vos here by and hence forth shall be friends with thànatos vekpó vasileía and i thànatos vekpó vasileía shall hence forth be friends with max von vos ha ha haha (thunderstorms and thunder and lighting appears and hit the sand and disappear as we shake hands) haha

haha it is sealed my friend max haha huh intresting what you didn't hahaa you thought i whould die so easly you truly deserve to be my friend haha so what brings you out here oh im helping them find there lost lord oh ok its about a days walk from here to were he is ohh you know were he is yes some pesky creepy mage has trapped him oh but the mage is slowy losing control haha cant wait to see this do call me when you get to him untill then i bid you farewell my friend haha haha by five hours later ugh hmm max hi sleeping beauty how

long was i out 6 hours in total oh and why did you wake me up time to move ok hey are yall ready huh wait what is that behind you ohh just the corpse of monsters i killed i told you

that you didn't need any guards huh THATS OVER 100 MONSTERS! more like 200 huh what and isn't that a refined glass demon worm that is even harder to fight because of its shine dam He's has to be at least peak high rank to defeat it on his own because its only mid~perfect rank any and an iron glas heart golem

ok lets move bery ugh five more minutes ahh

you meany mr vos why you punch me lets go ugh im still tired lets go ughh fine hey Reginald yes how long till we get there about umm since we left 14 hours left ugh so long squawk huh dam why how is that FUCKING FAT ASS EAGLE FLYING dam yall see this umm sir that is the famous eagle of the balhari desert oh wow yea i know but dam he that big and fat and still flying i know lets go huh what i swear that bird gave me the bird (if didn't know the bird is the middle finger) haha what are you laughing at ash huh oh nothing about three hours later hey lets stop to rest in this cave no wait dont just go into random caves ahhh hury he needs hey where are you "help" where are you "help"

hurry he sounds like he is this way hush wait

did you hear that no it sounded like something was running behind us but its not there wait huh infront is that maniac crazy laughter i think we should leave "help" but we should help your men do what you want we will be outside wait your leaving ugh fine lets go men creppy ass place laughter gets louder oh hell no im out dam to late fuck "help" "help" HELP HELP HELP ℏḙℓ℘ ℏḙℓ℘ ℏḙℓ℘ ᾰℏℏℏℏℏℏℏ ℏᾰℏᾰℏᾰℏᾰ ℏḙℓ℘ IS THAT A FUCKING DND DEMONIC HYENA! ughh what is this FUCKING world dam ughh and a pack what the fuck that its only six ughh fuck im not fighting them their anoying berry alright poison vines dam they fast got one dam is it biting through my vines ugh bery! im fine ok

ugh we could use some help over here haha you have a 30 guards and you can't take on three haha max yes bery huh oh bery can you continue yes i killed one five more you didn't see what i seen max what do you mean ash she.. she.. she look what the hell dam Berry you did this that is hot what sorry i love when my women are op o what oh sorry over powerd look at the vines look like they grew from the inside and rip and exploded it from the inside out haha ohh done already yes one head ripped off other spilt in half not bad

bery come eww you just gonna kiss her with all that blood on her if you cant at least do this to your women do you really love her ugh fine but why didn't you ask me to fight cause i need you to save your energy what about them they should of listened ugh but we need to go shush fine about an hour few finally your man are in bad shape out your full thirty including the first you lost you have 25 left haha not bad as i slap him on the back haha ah yes care to continue i think we should rest at least for your men and if you don't mind i can put your dead nen in my storage untill we get back to town for a proper burial you can yes if you can thank you no problem ok rest 2 hours later lets move huh lets go storm is brewing we have to move ok 5 hours later dam i thought we whould make it fuck ughh max yes i cant fly in this storm come in my jacket pocket ugh fuck wait what the fuck is that ugh is that a dog in the desert in this storm wait it looks likes dogs oh thats never good fuck everyone prepare for battle not yall two but nothing bery ugh fine come behind me hmm not more dnd I'm getting out of this fucking desert dam at least i just gotta walk six more hours dam but first lets deal with this fuckin dnd lookin howler dam fuck and this stom plus their howl attack great fucking shit oh shit their attacking fuck move now dam few that was close hmm dam what do i have hmm no not that hmm no oh that could work so ill heat up the sand to create a glass barrier then suck the air out so they will slowy suffocate them and put a magical paralysis seal on it few done now magiacl glass paralysis seal few dam no more howling for did he just make a desert strom disappear while sealing the enemies at the same time in a minute how strong is he girls are yall fine yes thank you no problem (ding new skil crystal glass paralysis seal) new achievements first to quiet a strom first to stop a storm first to stop a desert storm first to use a storm for a seal first to use and seal an enemy with a desert storm

for being the first to quiet a strom you got skill desert surfer which allows you to basically go any where in the desert through the sand like teleporting can bring up to ten people huh thats usefull for being the first to stop a storm you have unlocked a heritage skill desert monarch you can now controll any sand and you now own a lost kingdom in one of the dessert biomes unlock decrtion

CДИΓ ИФΓ DΞSCIФЦS sorry host you will have to wait untill later when you find the clues and know what else you have unlocked untill then for being able to stop a desert storm you have unlocked the ablity to summon desert mummy's howlers riders

when they are summoned a desert storm comes with them and doesn't leave untill they are defeated or unsummoned haha isnt

that funny alright for being the first to use a storm as a seal you have unlocked heritage passive skill desert seal body you will never be harmed by attacks that whould kill as long as your in the desert and the second one is locked untill you claim your desert kingdom it will allow you to avoid death by Turing you into sand and then you will be able to avoid any fatal attack out side the desert five times but you will be transported to your kingdom after each fatal attack whew thats good ok last one lets for being the first to use and seal an enemy with a desert storm your seal rank has level up to high rank you also unlocked heritage skill sealing god eys which lets you see any and all seals and how to break them good whew five hours later whew we are finally here yes now what is a whirlpool of sand doing in the middle of the desert yes ok so.. show him alright wait what are you doing huh ahhh max didn't he jump in why is he going up haha thats intresting we tried you see and this keeps happening oh wow got him thank you dont mention so from what i can see there is light down there and some type of building ok cool lets go yall either stay here or go back we will wait on you ok well since i dont know how long this will take give me a week if im not you can asume were dead ok ok umm hummmm boom stay in there for protection if you leave you might die ok girls ready lets go swoosh Land's on the ground pretty nicely ok it kinda looks like an underground dungeon or labyrinth ok lets go.