Da banana on a simple monday

There once was a banana man he was very nice. But then he ran into a... BUM BUM BUM, a dog he ran away as fast as he could but he couldn't outrun the dog. After one thing happened after the other he tripped and fell poor banana, but once he was spotted by a very evil and greedy species called humans he knew he was a goner he felt trapped and sad because there was no escape and he felt trapped and cornered, BUT WAIT!!! The human stepped around him...

The banana man is safe once again