Bombshells Inbound...

How the hell did I end up here in bed with this strawberry blonde bombshell? The last thing I remember was going to some bar with Johnny and starting to drink while waiting for the gymnast sisters, is this one of the sisters then? And if so where's Johnny? Is he with the other sister? Goddamit I've gotta get outta here, I'm dreading this girl waking up because I don't know anything about her, not even her name. Though I wouldn't mind laying here for another five minutes and enjoying the scenery, the sexy scenery that is currently moulding itself to the side of my body, no Nick focus. You've gotta get out of here but how?

Wait, I'm remembering a TV show from my last friends called 'Friends' and if I remember correctly it tackled something quite similar to my situation. I'm just thankful that watching a show called 'Friends' has prepared me for such a situation and man am I glad I watched that show now. It is time for the ol' 'Hug and Roll', since this hot blonde is still asleep on my arm and we are currently cuddling this manoeuvre consists of two parts, part 1- I will first slowly and gently hug, I'm gonna call her 'Strawberry', from behind making sure to stay in this position for a while as to not immediately wake her up, I don't know if she is a heavy sleeper or not, I don't actually know anything about her so I have to try to do this as quietly and efficiently as possible. I will then hug her more tightly and slowly begins to hug her and roll towards her making sure that she is traveling down along the length of my arm as I do, again making sure to do this as slowly as possible, then it's time for the next step. Step 2- immediately after hugging her and moving her down the length of my arm I quickly and smoothly roll away from her making sure to pull my arm out from underneath as I do so, I take a moment just laying there on the bed to make sure she's not going to wake up before I start to get ready to leave.

Standing next to the bed I look around the room, it looks like we are in some sleazy motel or something as it looks like a fuckin' shithole, not caring anymore about the condition of the room I begin to look around for my clothes in the hopes of getting out of here as fast as possible. Spotting my underwear and trousers being the closest to me on the ground I pick them and put on my underwear before I try to put on the trousers but before I can they begin to buzz which jolts me a little before I realise that it's just my in the pockets. Thanking my luck that it was set to vibrate I quickly picked up the rest of my clothes and belongings before quickly heading to the toilet making sure to open and close the door quietly behind me wincing a bit when the shitty motel door creaks like a motherfucker, checking my phone I see that it's Johnny calling so I answer in the hopes of maybe finding out this woman's name just in case she wakes up.

"Yo Nick, how's it going man? Where'd you head off to last night because I didn't see you after we left the bar." Johnny questions through the phone. "I don't know I can't remember anything, how much did you let me drink man? Anyway that doesn't matter, what was the name of the gymnast sister that I was there to date?" I quickly ask Johnny who just lets out a confused "Why?" To which I scoff at, isn't it obviously because I slept with her and I don't know her name. "Just tell me quick Johnny, I need to know it before she wakes up!" I whisper shout through the phone but Johnny just awkwardly laughs through the phone.

"Dude I hate to break it to you but you don't need to know the name of the sister, after last night where you were drunk out of your mind both of the sisters decided to head home with me, the obviously best choice of their lives, and you left sometime before we did, so that girl who's still asleep in your bed? I don't know her name but kudos to you bro, it was your first time hitting the bar scene and you managed to head home with a girl though she probably isn't that pretty considering that a certain someone was drunk as a skunk but still congratulations, even I didn't mange to go home with a girl on my first time but that's probably because I have standards but you do you bro."

I pretty much faze out the rest of Johnny's ramblings after he tells me that the girl in the bed isn't one of the gymnast sisters but I just about manage to tune back in when he says that she's probably ugly which I take offence to.

"Hey man, I might not remember much from last night but the girl I woke up with this morning is a smoking hot blonde bombshell. The only problem is I don't remember anything about her, not even her name" I tell Johnny through the phone bragging about the hot blonde I slept with though I can't even remember it. "Wow, sucks to be you bro. That's why I don't drink too much on dates, what's the point of going home with a girl if you're too drunk to even remember the fun stuff the next night." He says laughing at me but all I'm thinking about is what he said about me being drunk, I guess spider powers don't offer too much of a resistance towards alcohol which I wouldn't know because Peter never drank in the comics, either that or I'm a lightweight and I can't handle my drink.

Suddenly someone knocks on the bathroom door. "Hey, you in there?" It's the nameless blonde who was sleeping in the bed just a few minutes ago. "Sorry Johnny but I've got to go!" I say my goodbyes to him. "Wait, hol-" He tries to say something but I cut him off before he can then I just stand silently in the bathroom not knowing what to do as this is the first time I've ever been in this situation, at least that is until she knocks on the door again. "Hellooo~, I hope you haven't fallen asleep on the toilet because that would kinda ruin last night for me." She says which triggers an instinctive response from me. "Hold on, I'm just washing up. I'll be out in a minute!" I shout through the door

"Okay I'll be waiting out here, y'know I judged this motel on its terrible appearance but if it has running taps that don't produce any sound at all then it must be more advanced then I thought." She chuckles and I can hear her walking away, I don't have a respond to that and she just called me out so I'm just going to forget that she did that. I quickly put on my clothes making sure my stuff is still in my pockets before I turn on the taps and splash some water on my face in preparation for the no doubt difficult blonde outside the door. I walk out and I see her unashamedly laying on the bed naked as the day she was born with absolutely nothing covering her, looking quite tempting with her stunning curves on full display.

"Hey there.. Strawberry" I say with a pause because I don't know her actual name, hoping that she won't question the pet name I gave her. She just gives me a cheeky grin. "I like the pet name but It's kinda obvious that you don't remember anything about last night and who would expect you to, after all you were dead drunk last night which was great for me, it's actually why I chose you to spend the night with. A pretty boy, hunky guy like you, too drunk to be capable of properly forcing yourself on me, not that you would but just in case. It was perfect for me to lose my virginity, after all I don't wanna give it to the old bastard that I'm marrying tomorrow." She just casually drops half a dozen bombs on me out of nowhere.

"Y-you.." I stutter out unable to say anything else.

"Oh right, you still don't know my name. Well, let me help you out with that.. The names Dodson.. Lorina Dodson...

(AN: Lorina Dodson is an actual character in the Marvel universe, can anybody guess what her alter ego is? It's the second character I've done in this fanfic with the same kind of theme.)

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