Suzuki Jirokochi's Story

Warning I am a serial dropper. I write on a whim and am notorious for not finishing stories. I've probably attempted about 5 unfinished ones most of them are uninspired and full of references. My reputation so far is publishing trash with trash ideas. Probably around 40 chapters of uninspired garbage (200,000 characters). With that out of the way, I'll be telling the life story of an OC fanfic character in the Detective Conan universe inspired by crown of thorns, snake disease, proletariot in the conan universe, the infinite mess in conan, and others I'm too lazy to recall. The character is Suzuki Jirokochi and I'll be starting from the very beginning and adding some history to the universe. Definitely not historically or canonically accurate, the case closed franchise is not owned by me. All rights or whatever copyright dictates go to whomever it should go to. This is of the few novels I am semi-interested to write, although I have low motivation and self esteem. Honestly I enjoy good comments, although all trolls are welcome. The internet is full of fascinating characters.