Yare yare daze!... Daddy~... YOU WANNA DIE?!

After the training it was time to resummon Durin and Heph.

With two tugs in the air the two appear with a lot of stuff.

"Hey boy! I brought my stuff so I can stay for yer adventures." Durin places a large metal box down.

"I prepared my forge so we can quickly finish the scabbard ls and arrows."Heph takes out the small forge and tools from the shoulder bag.

"Thanks guys. It would be a waste if I don't use them." Lynx

"Annie wants to help!" Annie wanted to hang out with me more.

"Sure ya can stay girlie. Just don't touch anything we don't tell ya that it's okay." Durin

*We create two scabbards and a bunch of different types of arrows.*

…

"Well let's try these bad boys out!" I strap the scabbards on my hips and place the sabres inside.

"They fit nicely. Hey Zoro! Be prepared just in case, I want to try out the enchantment again." Lynx

"Alright, just don't run into the distance in the air." Zoro

"Haha, I will try!" I pull out the swords and start to do the shashka dance.

As the two blades spin around me, I feel the connection with them again as my energy travels down their mana veins and feel the connection through the whole sabres. The blades start to glow with wind currents generating around me.

But the energy starts to rush into my head again, slowly overwhelming my consciousness.

Using my free soul energy I try forming a barrier on my brain to stop the energy. It did help me from becoming unconscious, but the energy started to control my body on its own!

'Damn this is going to be a pain to control! But at least I get to feel how my body does Soru and moon walk!' I grin inwardly since my body currently isn't listening to me.

With a dash over the deck I jump into the air and start to run in the air above the sea.

With a random 30 m big sea king poking its head out, the next moment it has it's head slashed apart.

Zoro is just waiting for me to come closer to stop me with his swords. And as luck would have it I start returning towards the ship.

'Alright, now can I stop my rampage? Since armament haki helped with keeping my consciousness, can I use it to stop the energy from traveling through my body?' Lynx

Trying my hardest to harden my wrists to stop spinning, it took a full 10 seconds for the wrists to slow down to a complete stop. With the stop of the sabers spinning, the energy depleted and I obtained the control of my body again.

Dropping gracefully from the sky with Mikita's ability, I land on the deck with the two sabers by my side.

"Woah! That was awesome daddy! I wanna go on a ride!" Annie jumps and climbs to sit on my shoulders.

"Hahaha, maybe some other time. I am still afraid I might hurt you while flying." I sheathe the sabers and smile up at her.

"Mooo~ I want to fly too!" Annie

"You will, just wait a bit more." Lynx

"Heh, looks like you don't need to have me stop you. Were you able to control it?" Zoro

"You also didn't laugh like a maniac anymore." Vivi smiles with relief.

"Actually, I had to protect my head with armament haki, so that I could stay conscious while my body went on autopilot. Also used it on my wrists later so I could stop the spinning. But damn that energy is crazy! I almost was unable to resist it even with armament haki!" Lynx

"Well at least you are able to stop it now. It would be a mess if you went to start hacking at the Merry." Nami

"Be happy! You had more control than Luffy in front of food!" Braum's comment draws out a laugh from everyone.

Looking at the bow I sigh.

"Guess I can practice with the bow with the harpoon arrows. I just hope I also don't lose control while using it." Lynx

"Well that's just a risk you will have to take and overcome." Heph comments.

"Well nothing I can do about it. Will try it later as we are on the clock to get to Alabasta. Oh, by the way, we forgot to do one thing in Little garden. An important thing." I look at my new weapons.

"Really? Oh ya mean naming the weapons?" Durin

"He is right, the weapons are extraordinary. It would be an insult not to name them." Heph

"So did ya give them names already?" Durin

"No, I wanted to wait for you two, so we can name it together." Lynx

"Well I would like to call the weapons the Sabres of Nessa and the bow of Oromë, since it has their enchantment on it." Heph

"That's too basic of a way to name them! They need to be something unique and strong. Like Kaas Dancrum or Evenuroz Kavir for the sabres and Vellar Huntrumm for the bow!" Durin dislikes the easy and un-elegant naming of Heph.

"They sound a bit of a mouthful for people who don't know dwarvish. But I do agree with Durin that the names need to be better." Lynx

"Daddy! Why not name them after all three of you? Because they let you fly, why not name them Wings of earth and flame?" Annie

[Shout out to Harem_fan for the suggested name!]

"... That's pretty good. Wings for Lynx, earth for Durin and flames for Heph." Vivi

"I like the names. But then you will have to get an earth ability as well." Zoro smirks.

"I am fine with it as well. But what about thee bow?" Durin

"Sky hunter?" Annie looks thoughtful and blurts it out.

"Good enough!" Lynx

"I guess that is that then…" Heph

"Get me that sea king! I'm not letting you waste food!" Sanji yells at us.

…

"Now with everyone here, let's toast to our newest members! Chopper, Buggs and Lola!!!" Luffy

"Cheers!" Everyone is either drinking juice, alcohol and the majority- milk.

"Why do you all drink milk? Don't you rather have alcohol like other pirates." Chopper

"Try it my deer friend! You will understand after!" Braum gives a mug to Chopper.

"What the hell?! Why is this so strong?!" Chopper

The ears of the two lapins twitch. Next moment they are sitting on braums shoulders with their own milk mugs.

"Seriously? Thee milk can't be that better than alcohol!" Durin takes a mug and drink it himself.

"... I stand corrected… But what do ya feed these cows?! How can milk taste stronger than fucking alcohol?!" Durin

"Language around Annie!" Vivi covers her ears.

"Ah just forbid her from saying thee words then. Not like they actually do anything! They are just words!" Durin

"Stop it mommy! Like he said, they are just woooords! I can burn someone alive, who cares if I say curse words!" Annie defies Vivi and comes to sit on Mikita's lap, much to Vivi's displeasure.

Mikita is still recovering so she is wrapped in blankets and lying against a barrel, just so she can be part of the party.

"Bwahaha thee little girl is feisty. She will break hearts in thee future." Durin

"More like melting them with fire, but I am alright with that." I grin viciously thinking about any boys trying to get close to Annie in the future.

"Yaaay! Daddy will stay by my side! He is the only one able to withstand my fire!" Annie cheers in Mikita's lap, much to her not knowing how to behave with her.

"There are others, but daddy will always love you the most." I take her from Mikita's lap, much to her relief.

"Thank you." Mikita smiles awkwardly.

"Why are you so awkward? You will have to get used to kids or how do you plan to be a mother?" Lynx

A silent bomb went off on the ship.

Mikita blushes and hides in her blankets.

Vivi bites her lips and looks away with an excited expression.

Nami almost breaks her neck when she looks at Mikita, while Sanji coughs out blood.

"Am I getting a new sibling!?" Annie looks at me with shining eyes.

"Mikita is PREGNANT?!" Everyone.

"CALL THE DOCTOR!!!" Chopper

"You are the DOCTOR!!!" Usopp slaps Chopper behind his head.

"AH RIGHT!" Chopper

"WE ARE GETTING ANOTHER KID!" Luffy

"Hohoho congratulations Lynx!" Braum slaps my back.

"What?! NONONONONO!!! Mikita ISN'T pregnant!!! What's wrong with you guys?! I was talking about the future!!!" I start screaming.

"And if I do it I at least make sure there isn't an accident!!!" Lynx

"So you did it?" Braum

Staring speechlessly, I only see Mikita crawling away like a giant caterpillar. Vivi disappears from the deck while Nami turns around remembering the things.

"Did what, daddy?" Annie

"FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!" I scream because of the topic coming to the ears of Annie.

…

The next days are mostly used on training my observation haki, training my sword techniques, training my armament haki to defend as I spar with Zoro, play with Annie, have tea time with Marianne, have secret meeting with Vivi, take care of Mikita, hang out with everyone, strength training, be a weight for Zoro and fish with my bow.

Much to everyone's expectation the Sky hunter bow actually does a similar thing like the sabres. But here I get a feel about the sixth sense I was trying to find as I can feel the creatures in the water swimming and slightly predicting the paths they will take.

Good thing that I used armament haki as a precaution before using it or I would go on a hunting spree without knowing.

Walking around with Annie, Vivi and the somewhat recovered Mikita, Durin decides to tease us.

"Hey Lynx, are ya sure ya lovers don't want your own room? We can even look after Annie on certain days~" Durin

Vivi and Mikita blush hard while Annie looks confused.

"Why would they have to watch me on certain days?" Annie

"... Goddammit Durin! Can you stop doing this near Annie! This knowledge will not be of any use to her at all right now!" I yell at the dwarf as he runs away laughing.

"Fucking troll… I will use him as target practice next time." Lynx

"But a private room does sound nice…" Mikita whispers to Vivi who nods back.

…

"So what are your fighting styles?" Luffy asks Chopper, Buggs and Lola.

"I use my transformations to fight. I have seven of them." Chopper

"7?! Really?! THAT'S SO COOL!" Luffy

The two lapins started to mimic our voices and learned to say a few words under Choppers guidance.

"I kick and dig." Buggs

"I kick, punch and jump." Lola

"So you are all brawlers? You should train with Sanji on kicks and spar with Luffy for punches. Digging underground will have to wait until we reach land Buggs." Heph

"Fair enough." Buggs

…

"Smoke on the horizon!" Vivi

"What is that?" Usopp

"Cotton candy?" Luffy

"That is steam." Mikita says while floating in the air with some goggles.

"Nami! Come quick! There is something on the horizon!" Vivi storms into the kitchen where Nami is relaxing.

From curiosity everyone came out to look at the steam.

"Oh that? That's just steam, so don't worry about it." Nami

"Steam in thee middle of the ocean?!" Durin

"I can do that too!" Annie giggles at Durin tauntingly.

"Oh, so ya challenge me girl? I have lived for numerous years and yawant to challenge me with yer five years?" Durin

Annie says nothing as she walks closer towards him.

"Ho-hoh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away you are coming straight at me?" Durin makes a weird Chad pose.

"I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer!" Annie approaches menacingly. Their faces slowly transform to the JoJo style.

"Oh ho, Then come as close as you like!" DurinDio

*SLA-THUMP!*

"NO FUCKING JOJO REFERENCES!!!" I punched Durin's head and slapped Annie's butt, dispelling the JoJo art.

"AYYEEE!!! WHAT IS A JOJO REFERENCE?!" Durin screams at me.

"Uuu~ My butt… But since it's daddy…" Annie rubs her butt but smiles towards the end.

"... FUUUUUCK!!!" I collapse to the floor and scream as I punch the deck from frustration.

'WHYYYY ANNIE?! WHYYYYY?!' Tears run down my face.

"Uhhh… You were saying Nami?" Mikita decides to ignore us.

"Right… It's a hot spot." NAmi

"Hot spot?" Chopper

"A place where magma comes out from the ocean floor. There's an undersea volcano here." Nami

"An underwater volcano?" Sanji

"Actually there are more volcanoes underwater than on land." Nami

"Who cares! We can't eat it." Luffy mopes as he continues to fish.

"Hey Usopp, do you think the fish will bite if we use bigger bait?" Luffy looks at Carue.

"Maybe?" Usopp tilts his head but he sides with Luffy.

"In a few thousands or tens of thousands of years a new island will be born here." Nami

"You are terrific Nami!" Sanji fangirls over Nami.

"What an amazing phenomenon." Vivi smiles.

"It's kinda boring, we won't be here by that time." Mikita leans on the railing while watching the steam.

"QUACK!!!"

"What are you doing to Carue?!" Vivi screams as she sees Carue hanging on two fishing lines.

"Fishing for bigger fish than Lynx caught?" Luffy explains as if it's obvious.

*THUMP THUMP*

Luffy and Usopp both obtained a few bumps on their heads by Vivi.

"Hey Vivi, just leave it while we are going through the mist." I stand up and walk to her.

"What are you planning?" Vivi looks at me suspiciously.

"Nothiiiing~" I smile at her while we sail into the steam.

"Ah shit it smells like sulfur!" Zoro

"Ah, I can't see!" Luffy

"Don't worry, it will clear up soon." Nami

… Few minutes later!

We emerge from the steam.

"Quack!" To the sound of the fishbait Carue we all look at him to see a weird ass transvestite dressed in swans.

"That's a weird fish!" Luffy

"And weird…" Annie looks uncomfortable seeing 'it'.

"Oh dear, how did I manage to get caught by a duck?!" The transvestite let's go of Carue and falls towards the sea.

*SPLASH*

"... Fine I'll go!" I jump into the water since no one else looked willing to do it.

…

"Oh my! Swan thanks!" Bon Clay

"My life has been saved by pirates I never met before. And one so cut-!" Bon Clay stops as Annie comes close with her eyes not visible.

She looks up at him sitting on the deck with a deadly expression.

"He saved your life, ok. But if you weirdo pervert as much as touch him I will burn you to cinders and Tibbers will throw you back into the sea…" She creates fire in her hand and Tibbers starts to emit smoke.

Silence rules the ship from shock seeing her reaction to Bon Clay's drag queen lifestyle.

"... I won't touch him, I promise…" Bon Clay actually slid a bit back from feeling her bloodthirst.

'WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS CUTE GIRL-CHAN?!?! HER LOVE IS OVERFLOWING BUT FEEL DEADLIER THAN THE WORLD GOVERNMENT!!!' Bon Clay gulps down his saliva.

"Good!" Annie turns cheerful as she skips towards me and climbs into my embrace.

I on the other hand am continuously sweating harder and harder.

'FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!! First JoJo, then turning M and now a YANDERE?! WHERE DID YOU PICK UP SO MANY PERSONALITY TRAITS?! DID THE PERSONALITY STORE HAVE A GIVEAWAY WITH ALL THE DANGEROUS ONES?!?!' Lynx

"A-a-a-anyway! I am forever in your debt! Do you maybe have a bowl of warm soup? Achoo!" Bon Clay sneezes.

"I don't feel well serving weirdo's." Sanji

"He is funny though!" Luffy

As Bon Clay looks around, Mikita and Marianne hide behind my back, so they aren't noticed by him. But then his eyes stop on Vivi.

"OH! You are so cute! Just my type! I just wanna eat you up!" Bon Clay winks at her.

A fire lights up in Annie's hand again.

"You want to do WHAT to mommy?" She gives him another death stare, this time he hides behind the mast in fear from her wrath.

'That kid is dangerous!!! Holy hell!!" Bon Clay

While he is hiding, both Mikita and Marianne sneak inside the ship out of sight.

"So, you can't swim?" Luffy

"Of course not! I ate a devil fruit!" Bon Clay

"You have? What kind?" Usopp

"Anyway my ship will certainly come back for me, but until then let me entertain you a bit!" Bon Clay

"Do you think he needs a doctor for the head?" Braum

"Oh we should call a doctor!" Chopper

"You are the doctor, doc!" Buggs slaps the back of his head.

"Ah, right! Sorry, but I'm not a psychotherapist but a physician." Chopper

"Behold my power!" He slaps Luffy, making everyone prepare themself for a fight.

"Wait wait wait! It's all part of my act! Behold!" He touches his face with the right hand and turns to look like Luffy.

"Huh? He is me?!" Luffy

"They are identical…" Zoro

"Surprised? Hahahaha! And with one swipe of my left hand- voila! Back to normal! That is the power of my clone-clone fruit!" Bon Clay

"Even his voice…" Nami

"And physique were the same as Luffy's."

"That's amazing!" Luffy

"Well I actually didn't need to slap you." Bon Clay starts touching everyone one by one when he comes near me and Annie…

"You touch me or daddy with that filthy hand and I will make sure you lose it." Annie

Bon Clay jumps back laughing nervously with cold sweat running down his back.

"With my right hand I touch your face and this way turns into anyone." Bon Clay changes forms from Usopp to Buggs to Durin to Zoro to Chopper to Nami.

"And that Includes my body!" He tries to flash Nami's tits But I manage to throw a cloth at his chest, so no one sees.

'Sorry, but I plan to be the only one that sees that~' I chuckle inwardly at the disappointed guys.

"STOP THAT! Thank you Lynx!" She punches Bon Clay and then thanks me.

"I'm sorry, but I can't show you anymore of my powers!" Bon Clay proceeds to dance as Luffy, Usopp, Buggs and Chopper praise him.

"Ah ok, then let's do more! Memory function activated!" Bon Clay starts to swap faces including the face of king Cobra, shocking Vivi.

"Hey there is a ship incoming! Is it yours?" Nami alerts everyone when the quintet are dancing together.

"Ah is it time for me to go already?! Too bad! But don't be sad, every voyage comes to an end! But just remember one thing… Friendship isn't determined by the time you spent together!" He gives a thumbs up at the quartet below him.

"That's one sentence I can agree on." I rub Annie's head much to her confusion.

'Uuuu~ I wanna enjoy iiiit! But I can't let my guard down with the pervert! … What to dooooo?' Annie has a inner dilemma.

"I hope we meet again!!!" Luffy, Usopp, Chopper and Buggs yell with Lola rolling her eyes at them.

"Let's go men!" Bon Clay

"Aye aye Mr 2 Bon Clay!" The crew shouts as they leave.

…

"MR 2?!?!?!" Everyone screams.