I turned my body away from Maldonius as he changed into his dragon form. A part of me was saying, "fuck it, a lot of weird shit has been happening lately, is it really actually weird for a man-shift in dragon to appear as well?". While another part of me was saying, "oh dear Lord I have actually gone crazy, I must be tripping or something from a high intake of skittles.".
I pouted. I missed skittles. Those little bite-sized chewy candies were always my favorite in my past life. I shook my fist at the sky. Of all the things that I had to lose with my rebirth, it had to be skittles?
Fate truly is cruel.
"You may now turn around human."