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Simp system

In his previous life, after he got cheated on by his girlfriend. Elmer watched a lot of Sigma male videos on Y-tube and concluded that all girls were evil. It was only right for him to be cold in front of girls, as that was the only way one could get some action, according to these sigma y-tubers. "If one wants to succeed in life then he must focus on his goals and ignore holes!" His philosophy for life became to ignore girls and focus on himself. However, his life ended shortly after a truck decided to give him a goodbye kiss at very high speed. Reincarnating he became a sect disciple and got the Simp System. "What do you mean I have to simp for girls?!" "I am a Sigma Male, girls should approach me first!" [Mission - Give Master Lucie flowers for the next ten days straight.] [Reward- 500 exp points.] [Faliure- 100 years of death] "What do you mean I can only become powerful if I simp for girls?!" Thus his journey began in this new life trying to avoid girls as much as he could, but still ending up in bed with them. ........... Tags - Smut, Harem.

strange_demon · แฟนตาซี
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Elmer

Jack woke up from his bed and looked around in confusion.

His eyes still squinted, under the influence of the great sleep he just had.

"Where the hell am I, and that truck? It was clearly a red light! Must be a girl driving it! Humph, at least I am safe."

He looked at his body and found out that he was currently in a pink-colored Robe, laying on a futon in a small room.

The room didn't contain much, just a futon and a table in the corner with some books and incense on it. There was also a lamp hanging from the ceiling.

Jack remembered seeing these types of rooms at the hot spirit hotels on his trip to Japan.

"I should be in a hospital, so why the heck I am in a hot spring room?!"

He sat up on his futon and was about to investigate his surroundings. However, a sharp pain soon assaulted his head making him grab his head and clench his teeth.

"What the hell! These memories? They are not mine." Suddenly a huge amount of new memories influxed his brain.

"Elmer!" From his new memories, he concluded that he has reincarnated like the anime protagonists he used to watch on TV, and his new name was Elmer.

He has reincarnated into the world of Martial arts and cultivation where strength reined supreme, he was an Inner Sect disciple of the Red Panda Sect.

A smile then formed on his face, "Hahaha... This turned out better than I expected! Now I will become the strongest in the world and rule over millions of people. After all, that's what a sigma should do!"

He gained more memories and found out that this guy decided to take his own life because another Inner sect disciple refused to become his dao partner.

"What a pathetic dude, a beta indeed. If one wanted to succeed in life then he should completely Ignore Girls as they were the root of all evil!"

Elmer sneered at the previous owner's foolishness. If it was him, he wouldn't have cared about it and continued with his life.

He learned all this from the Y-Tubers that he used to watch in his previous life.

"I will show this world, what a true Sigma Male is capable of! One that is not under the influence of lust!"

In his previous life, his girlfriend cheated on him with a dude that had a Bugaati Car, after that, he decided to indulge in all the Red Pill Y-tubers.

After a few months of Red Pilling himself he concluded that the Girls were the root of evil in this world.

Elmer stood up with a smile, in expectation of his new fulfilling life. "I will become the greatest!"

However, soon enough his smile froze when another round of pain assaulted his brain.

Elmer rolled around on the white futon with his head under his hands, this round of headaches was even worse than the previous one.

[System Installing...

10%...

20%...

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.

.

50%...]

After an hour of assault on his brain, the pain finally subsided giving Elmer a rush of Endorphins.

[100%...

System Installation Completed.

Activating the Simp System.]

Elmer raised his brows at the flying screens in front of him.

"Simp System! What the heck is this?"

[Host Identified, booting system panel up!]

Soon enough a blue-colored screen floated in front of Elmer.

On the top was written 'Simp System.' And below was his personal information.

Elmer had seen these kinds of systems in some novels previously that he used to read. However, he never heard anything about a Simp System.

"What the hell is this stupid system?! Do I have to become a Simp? Come on give me something else like a Vampire or Warewolf system! Even better a Sigma System."

Elmer complained.

[Host, once a system is installed it is connected to the soul of its user, it is impossible to exchange or replace or even remove it, and sometimes even death can't do its part.]

He looked at the other panel that popped up in front of him and sighed in despair.

"Whatever it's not like I will truly become a simp! I will never give up in front of this stupid system!" Elmer decided and looked at his personal information.

[Name- Elmer

Age - 25

Cultivation Level- Qi Transformation. 30/6000

Exp- 10

Skills -

1. Rawring Panda Slash (level one) - 60/100

2. Panda Paws (Level two) - 70/200

Cultivation Technique- Panda Calm- Silver level - 20/200]

The panel showed his basic information.

"Exp points?"

[Host can earn Exp points and Other gifts by completing missions.

Exp points can be used to increase the level of your cultivation or your skills and technique.]

Another blue panel popped in front of him answering his questions.