“I just speak the truth. So has Linda found anyone yet?”
“No, but I have,” I said, then thought, here I go.“Her name is Jasmine and she is the hotness.”
Karen’s face underwent three separate changes in a matter of minutes, shock, recovery, and confusion.
“You dating…a woman,” Karen squealed.
It seemed everyone in the place turned. If I could have pulled a Bewitchedand disappeared, I would have. This was so not going the way I hoped.
“What are you ladies going to have?”
“I will have a glass of red wine to wash down the interesting news I just received,” Karen said, sitting back in her chair and giving me a look.