2 Yes Loli, No Touch.

The little girl curiously looked around the hall for a moment before she focused solely on Rob behind the counter. She slowly made her way to the bar and stared at him.

"Hello, little one and welcome to my guild. How can I help you today?" Rob asked with a gentle smile.

"You are strong... help me defeat Baka-red," She said in a monotone voice. Rob just smiled and shook his head. He saw this coming as soon as she walked through the door. "Why do you want to defeat this 'baka-red' and why should I help you defeat him?" Rob asked still with a smile already knowing the answer.

"He took my silence. If you help... I'll give you this," She replied while pulling out a jar from seemingly nowhere with a small snake-looking creature in it.

"Uh-huh. No thanks sweety, I have no use for that." Rob said bluntly. Rob is the most powerful being in the omniverse. This little 'power-up' he would get from using that snake would be less than a drop in the galaxy that is Rob's power.

"Oh...." She said as the creature in her hand disappeared.

After Rob's blunt rejection of her offer, the girl looked confused and unsure of what to do next. Seeing her like this Rob nodded his head and decided to do something.

"I've made a decision! Instead of helping you defeat this 'baka-red', you can stay here and I'll give you a new type of silence!" He said with enthusiasm.

"A new silence?" She tilted her head like a cute little doll.

"Yes but first there is something I need to do first," Rob said as he held his hand over the top of the little girl's head.

"I Rob adopt the infinite dragon God Ophis to be my daughter." As Rob said this a silver light suddenly covered the girl. A few seconds later the light vanished and now Ophis looked different. Physically, she was the same other than her black eyes now being gold, but now she was wearing completely different, clothes than the ones she walked in with.

Originally she wore risque gothic lolita attire. Now she was wearing a black dress with a blue X on her chest and two small pink hearts near the bottom, along with black thigh-high socks that have blue hearts down the side, a pink jacket with frills and a grey hat. (Images)

"There, all done," Rob said with a smile. The silver light that fell on her was not just for her to change her clothes. In fact, it was to slightly alter the DxD reality. You see now instead of Ophis being a true shapeshifter, she was now always a female dragon God. But that's not all, the silver light also connected her to Rob, so now she is biological his daughter as well.

Rob smiled while looking at the still-confused dragon loli so he did what any good father would do. He gave her an enchanted plate of sweets. She curiously took a cookie and bit into it. As soon as she did though, her eyes went wide in shock.

Quickly finishing the cookie she reached for another, and then another, and then another until the whole plate was gone. As she was about to ask for more, the plate suddenly glowed and a new batch of sweets appeared. This time it was cakes. Ophis seeing this immediately dug in.

While she was eating, Rob created a pair of noise-cancelling headphones and gently placed them on Ophis' head covering her ears.

She suddenly stopped for a moment when she realized the silence she so longed for was back. She smiled and turned to Rob and said timidly," Thank you...Papa."

"Oof, right in the Kokoro. ohhh my baby girl is so ~kyute~" Rob said happily as he rubs his face against hers while hugging her. She tried to push him off but he was way too strong for her, luckily after a few minutes he let go and allowed her to continue eating her sweets.

Rob then walked over to the rules sign and added a new one:

Rule number 4. Yes loli, No Touch. (Disobey this and I will erase your existence. No warnings.)

After adding his new rule Rob walked back behind the counter and waited for his next guest.

Again he didn't need to wait long as a bald man in a yellow jumpsuit walked in.

Rob Smiled and said: "Welcome to Rob's Multiverse Guild"