Mega SEEDS (part1) bonus chapter

"Ryla-"

Hmm?

"Rylan *burp*"

Wha?

"Rylan wake up, *burp* wake the fuck up" Rick says as he shakes me.

"Ugh, what time is it?" I say as I take my phone from under my pillow.

"Rick, what the hell are you doing in my room at 2 am?"

I say as get ready to pull the blanket on my head again because I put the ac at full blast.

"*burps* You gotta come with me and morty, Ry, I *burp* have a suprise for you two," Rick says as pull my blanket of me and grabs my hand and pulls me out of my room.

After he takes me to the garage, I see Morty's already in the back of Rick's "car."

Personally, I prefer using my hover bike to go around, but whatever.

*Time skip 10 min later*

"What do you think of this *burp* flying vehicle, guys? I built it outta stuff I found in the garage." Rick said.

"Yeah, Rick... I-it's great. Is this the surprise?" Morty asked while sweating.

"I prefer my hover bike, but this is cool too" I said truthfully.

"Guys. I had to *burp* I had to do it. I had— I had to— I had to make a bomb, guys. I had to create a bomb." Rick says while moving his hands around.

"What?! A bomb?!" Morty asked, terrified.

"Rick the fuck do you mean "I had to" create a bomb??" I asked him, Jesus, how shit phased must you be to do shit like this.

"I had *burp* to Ry, but *burp* Don't worry, We're gonna drop it down there just get a whole fresh start, guys. Create a whole fresh start. *burp*" Rick said, dismissing Morty's terror.

"Why the hell would you need a fresh start anyway, Rick?" I said, questioning his reasoning for building a bomb.

"T-t-that's absolutely crazy!"morty yelled at Rick.

"Listen Ry every once in *burp* a while, you should ask yourself."Do I *burp* need a fresh start?" Maybe not, but it's good to do it anyway, and *burp* come on, Morty. Just take it easy, Morty. It's gonna be good. Right now *burp* we're gonna go pick up your little friend Jessica."

"Why?""Jessica? From my math class?" Me and morty said at the same time. Of course I know why, but I'm going to have to act anyway.

Rick puts his arm around me and looks at morty and says, "When I ?burp* drop the bomb you know, I want you to have somebody, you know? I *burp* want you to have the thing. I'm gonna make it like a new Adam and Eve, and you're gonna be Adam."

"Oohh" says morty in understanding and confusion as he starts to calm down.

"I bet you think Jessica's gonna be Eve." I say as I give Rick a questioning look.

Rick looks at me back and says, "Ye-*burp*s"

"Whh-wha?" Morty says in panic.

"You know that's either never going to work or end horribly wrong, right?" I say, raising my eyebrow in the process.

"Wh- *burp* Why wouldn't it work or end horribly?" Says Rick in confusion.

"Rick,... how drunk are you? Well to answer your question, either A, she will reject morty and be with no one, B, she will reject morty and be my side bitch after a while, or C, she will accept morty because she's afraid you'll do something to her, but after a couple of days she will cheat on him with either me or you." I say, stroking my imaginary beard while nodding sagely.

And so an uncomfortable silence is started in Rick's car.

"And so that's the surprise, Morty." Rick says, trying to break the uncomfortable silence.

Morty starts to panic again and says, "No, you can't! *shoves Rick away* Jessica doesn't even know I exist! But—but, but forget about that because you can't blow up humanity!" With a determined look in his eyes.

Rick looks at morty and says, "I-I get what you're trying to say, Morty. Listen, I'm not *burp* *spills alcohol down his shirt* you don't got *burp* Y-you don't gotta worry about me trying to fool around with Jessica or mess around with Jessica or anything. unlike what Rylan says, I'm not that kind of guy, Morty."

Rick continues, "You-you don't have to worry about me or Rylan getting with Jessica or anything. Sh-sh-she— she, she, she's all for you, Morty. Right Ry?" Rick looks at me and gives me a questioning look.

"Look Rick, I just told you if she throws herself at me, I, I'm banging her till she dies, bitch, sorry not sorry." I say, truthfully, if she throws herself at me I'm definitely banging her, going through puberty one was hard enough, now I'm going through puberty for a second time, it's not only as hard as the last time, it's worse.

Imagine going through puberty in a body that has the biggest libido in the human race.

Another awkward silence starts, and Morty's giving me a hurt look until he says, " I don't care about Jessica! Y-"

Rick cuts him off and says, "You know what, Morty? You're right. *throws an empty bottle into the backseat* Let's forget the girl altogether. She *burp*, she's probably nothing but trouble, anyway." Rick says as he presses a button.

"Rick, WHAT button did you press?"

Rick's ship: "Arming neutrino bomb."

I yell at Rick and say "RICK YOU BUILT A FUCKING NUETRINO BOMB?!"

"Yea- *burp*" says Rick.

Morty gets up from the place he sits and says, "That's it... that's it, Rick. I'm taking the wheel." Morty says as he jumps up on Rick and starts fighting with him over control of the wheel of the ship.

"OH my God, why is my family so fucked up?" I say as I facepalm.

Rick says, "Get off me, Morty."

"He's right morty, get off him if you can't get the wheel under control cuase your ass is in my face." I say as I try to push Morty's butt.

Morty doesn't pay any attention to me and says, "I'm taking charge of this situation, buddy!" He starts kicking Rick's face while grabbing the wheel.

"I'm put—I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm puttin'... I-I'm, I'm, I'm not gonna stand around like some sort of dumb... dumb person and just le-let you ruin the whole world!" Morty says as he keeps kicking Rick.

"The world is already pretty fucked up, it doesn't need any more fuck ups Rick, land the fucking ship before I land it myself" I say as I push morty harder.

"Come on! What's gotten into you two? If you love Earth so much, why don't you marry it?" Rick pushes Morty and says, "What are you, crazy? Alright, alright, Morty." Hr pushes Morty off of him and says, "Alright. I'll-I'll land. I'll land. I'll land. I'll land the thing. I'll land the thing. Big tough guy all of a sudden."

It takes Rick a couple of seconds to land us in a desolate planet.

he opens the door and stumbles out among dozens of empty alcohol cans and bottles.

"We'll park it right here, Morty. Right here on the side of the ree *burp* road here." He says as he rests on the ground.

"*sigh* Finally, I can go and get some sleep," I say as I'm finally relieved all of this is over, and I can finally go home.

Morty also sighs and says, "OH, thank god"

Rick brings his head a little up and says, "You know what? That was all a test, Morty. It's just an elaborate test to make you more assertive."

Morty gives him a questioning look and asks, "It was?"

Rick says, "Sure. Why not? I don't, I don't know. Y-you know what, Mo—" until he loses consciousness and starts snoring.

"*mumbles* test my ass *mumbles*" I say to myself and look at morty and say, "here get I'm my seat and wait for me to get Rick in the ship so I can drive us home"

Morty says, "um..." and nods at me.

"Ship, disarm the neutrino bomb,"

I say as i get out of the ship and drag and dump Rick in the back seat.

Ship: "Neutrino bomb disarmed"

*Time skip 16 minutes*

"Hey, um," morty says to me awkwardly.

"Yes?" I say as I stare a head driving everybody home.

"D-d-did, you mean what you said about m-me and Jessica?" He asks me timidly.

"No,... I was just joking. " FYI, I was one hundred percent telling the truth, I didn't want to crush him that bad, poor idiot.

I hope Rick didn't see my body pillow when he came to wake me up.

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AN: woo hoo we got to 260 ish power stones.

here's your bonus chapter guys, thanks for showing me your support.

I'm gonna go nap, I've been in a car for 10 hours and I'm honestly dying from tiredness.

There's another upload tomorrow.

Ps: after my nap I'm going to check the poll I put yesterday so that I can write the remaining chapters.

Bye.

-DarkWriter