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Magical Girl VS Judgement Army

My name is Asakura Yukari. I am a Mahou Shoujo. Ah, in english it's called Magical Girl. Currently I am fighting against a demonic monster minion of The Black Witch. She always send a monster regularly each week, it's very annoying for me and citizen of my town. Did she think she can conquer the world if she can't even fight a 15 years old girl by herself? How foolish.

Blaaaaasssssttttt!!!!! Booommmmm!!!!

With a giant explosion, I end that miserable tentacle monster's life in a single blast. Just when I thought it's the end, suddenly a black light is shining radiantly from the final explosion, darkening my vision so much i can't even see my hands.

"Huh? What is this feeling? I feel so light....."

After feeling light headed for a moment, my vision is getting cleared. But in front of me is a scenery I never see. I don't even know where I am right now....

"Am I teleported? What kind of place is this?"

Suddenly, I hear a roar in the distance. Looking over, I see a demonic beast rushing toward me. A blood red bird, with bones and skeleton covering its head and spine. Yep, no doubt. It's a demon beast.

"Mini Blast!"

Blaaaarrrrrrrrr!!!!

With a small explosion, I blow up its head. Fighting a flying bird like this is easy. I only need to blast their head, knocking their balance, and the gravity will do the rest for finishing it right to the ground. Eh, you say what kind of beast can stay alive after you blast their head? Ckckckck.... You must never fight a Demonroach, aren't you? They can stay alive even after you blow half of their body. Almost all Monster which live on the ground can stay alive unless you blow their whole body. But the bird flying in the sky? Once it crash to the ground it's usually enough to ends their life.

"Now, what should I do? How can I go home?"

Landing on the ground, I am looking at my surrounding. Suddenly i felt multiple presence. It's not demon.... Humans? Good, maybe I can ask the direction from them.

"Capture that witch! She can blow that monster. She is dangerous!"

[Twitch] A vein popped in my forehead.

"Excuse me? Who the hell you said dangerous!? I have just killed a demon, you see!? And I am a Magical Girl, not a Witch!"

Suddenly 12 adult man surrounding me. One of them shouts, "Shut up, Witch! We, The Church's Judgement Army don't want to hear anything from a heretic like you! Men! Capture her! If she resist, Kill!"

What!? Capture me? You wanna kill me? Moreover, you call me HERETIC!? You are the heretic here! Your entire family is HERETIC!

"Macro Blast!"

BOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!

With a massive explosion, those idiots is blown up. I quickly fly to the sky to see the ground.

" Eh, they are still alive?"

After the smokescreen is cleared, I see that 5 of them are still standing, while the rest still fallen on the ground.

"Damn it! That Witch is trying to run! Men! Shoot her to her death! Make her pay for killing our brothers!?"

[Twitch] Another vein popped in my forehead. Oh, no good.... It's seems my evil switch is on, my dark side personality is coming.... It's the side effect of me using too much magic....

"Hmph! A bunch of idiots! Some grown man like you want to kill a lovely lady like me!? And you are angry that I am attacking you back? Do you think I am a fish on the chopping block!? Blast Barrrage!!!"

Dor dor dor dor dor dor dor dorrrr!!!!!

A barrage of magic bullets raining over that bunch of idiots, turning all of them to be like a cheese. The men who always shouting earlier even turned into a sieve.

"Moreeeee!!!!! I neeeddddd more sacrifices!!!! Moreeeee!!!!"

Releasing intense bloodlust, I soar through the sky. I see a castle like building with the same emblem as the one in those idiot armor. Surely that's their headquarter? I stop right in the middle of the sky. I see the archers line up in and aiming their arrows toward me.

"Men!!!! Take Aim!!!! Shoootttt!!!!"

Ohohohoho, those people, I don't even do anything and they release that many arrows to a lone little girl? Aren't you overdoing it?

"It's true that there are no cure for idiots.... Mirror Force!!!!" (Any Yu-Gi-Oh fans here? XD)

When the arrows touches the barrier surrounding me, a brilliant light flashed and filled the entire sky. After it all ended, all the archers down there are laying down on the ground. Their bodies are utterly destroyed.

I see some knights rushing out from the castle. How many of them still inside? It's time to do my Ultimate Forbidden Move. Gathering all the mana in the surrounding like a black hole, I compressed it to be denser and denser, until it berserk energy can't be hold up anymore, preparing a gigantic explosion like a supernova.

"Ultimate Forbidden Move! Galactic Tearing Interdimensional Nova!!!!"

A blinding flash of light envelopes everything on the heaven and earth. An explosion so great that it's sound can not be heard anymore is occuring. Along with the reckless destruction, my consciousness faded while I am devoured by the light.

"Ah.... It's all ended...."

I close my eyes in peace. My evil persona switch is turned off, and I fall into deep slumber.....

I wake up in a familiar room. Ah..., it's my school health infirmary bedroom.... How can I be here? My memory is fuzzy....

"Ah, you have waken up? Good."

"Ah..., Sensei...."

Looking over, it's the teacher who give me the jewel to turn into a Magical Girl. Surely she is helping me earlier?

"Hey, can you move? Should I escort you home?"

"Ah, yes.... Thank you, Sensei."

With that, I can go home safe and sound. My clothes is tattered, but Sensei fixed it for me. After that, I continue my life as an ordinary school girl.... No, I still fight the monster minion of that idiot witch again on weekly basis.... Ah..., when will I can find my successor? Next year I am already a highschool student, you know? I should retire as a Magical Girl....

Meanwhile, in the Church's Headquarter somewhere in another world....

"Reporting in Sir.... Our Judgement Army Batallion has been destroyed along with the fortress and the whole city....

"What!? How Can this be!?"

And thus began the chaotic and hectic days of the Church....

I only make this a joke. So I hope you readers would take in the ride and laugh together with us XD

Cheers~!

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