Miracle Drink

On this splendid occasion, Xiao Jiantian crossed the streets of the Brahma Monarch God Realm with utmost grace atop a sword. Each of his smiles, glances and simple gestures were met with adoration and worship from his people and visitors alike. In the Brahma Monarch God Realm, only Qianye Ying'er was nearly as popular as him.

"I... caught a lock of his hair. The Sword God's beautiful golden hair!" One of the women in the crowd shouted with enthusiasm before having a good smell of it. "It's... so divine."

'Seriously... what are you going to do with it?'

Xiao Jiantian kept it moving, eventually reaching a staircase that seemingly went up all the way to heaven. Ascending to the very top, Xiao Jiantian's sword vanished as his feet touched the ground. In front of him stood all of the Brahma Kings, forming two lines across each side of the entrance. They stabbed their blades into the ground and bent their knees in his presence, hailing their Brahma Heaven God Emperor.

"Hail to the Almighty!"

"Hail to the Brahma Heaven God Emperor, King Of All Under Heaven!"

"Looking fabulous, my Brahma Kings."

Xiao Jiantian smiled and walked past them, entering the Brahma Monarch God Realm's most sacred hall. They rose once he walked past and joined behind him, serving as guards and a symbol of his authority. The number of influential figures that sat in the hall beyond was nearly countless, around the tens of thousands and that was just in the main hall. There were countless more watching from lesser halls and across all of the four Divine Regions through projections.

The centre of the hall was left clean of tables and where Xiao Jiantian walked with his escort of Brahma Kings. He recognised many of the Great Realm Kings and God Emperors seated further ahead but focused on the main event. There was another staircase towards the end, where the three Brahma Gods waited along with the most radiant beauty of all.

Even while masked, no one could deny her supreme beauty that would captivate the hearts of all men. Likewise, the man ascending the stairs was devilishly and irresistibly handsome to the point where a simple glance could melt any woman's heart.

When he reached the top, the three Brahma Gods bowed as Qianye Ying'er offered her hand. The two exchanged looks before Xiao Jiantian smiled and took her warm hand, looking down on all of their guests.

"This King is pleased to see that so many mighty and distinguished experts, Realm Kings, Great Realm Kings and even God-Emperors alike have come to witness this event." Xiao Jiantian took the role of master of ceremonies temporarily. "From the Devil Queen of the North to the Star God Emperor and Heaven Unleashed God Emperor, both great friends of mine. It is a shame that the Dragon Monarch could not join us... but that's no matter."

"I'd go over the list of guests but..." Xiao Jiantian chuckled, shaking his head. "That would take far too long. So, Qianye Wusheng, why don't you take over from here?"

"Yes, my King." Qianye Wusheng rose along with the other two Brahma Gods. "First bow to heaven and earth!"

Xiao Jiantian and Qianye Ying'er bowed in the direction of the entrance.

"Second bow to the elders!"

Xiao Jiantian and Qianye Ying'er turned and bowed to the three Brahma Gods, all of which were uncles to Qianye Ying'er.

"Husband and wife, exchange bows!"

Xiao Jiantian and Qianye Ying'er exchanged the last bow to each other. Once their bow was complete, Xiao Jiantian unmasked Qianye Ying'er and edged closer. Their lips met each other's as they exchanged a kiss, leading to the rest of the hall losing all of its light. It was as if the universe had narrowed onto that single point...

A thunderous round of applause and cheers filled the hall, celebrating the union.

"From henceforth, Xiao 'Xuanyuan' Jiantian, the mighty Sword God, undeniable King of Primal Chaos and now officially Brahma Heaven God Emperor is bound to his Brahma Heaven God Empress Qianye Ying'er. May their divine and radiant union be full of love, growth and prosperity for countless millennia to come!"

Another booming round of cheers followed as Xiao Jiantian and Qianye Ying'er exchanged smiles.

"You don't feel guilty for leaving everyone in a daze?" Qianye Ying'er wondered, looking at the lovestruck crowd of guests. Whether it was women or men, a great majority were in quite the daze for either of them... sometimes both.

"... Not at all." Xiao Jiantian smiled.

~

Shortly after, the feast started where Xiao Jiantian invited over Xisu and Cang Shitian to his table. In turn, Cang Shitian brought along his sister which made Qianye Ying'er frown a little.

"It is always a great pleasure to make your acquaintance, Xiao Jiantian." Cang Shuhe bowed courteously and with grace. "I congratulate you on marrying the ever-so beautiful Brahma Heaven God Empress."

"Thank you." Xiao Jiantian nodded, enjoying his drink. To the side of his eye, he could see a certain Devil Queen approaching. "I'm glad to see that you're well, Shuhe."

"I don't recall you being invited to this table, Witch." Qianye Ying'er remarked with an indifferent tone.

"So cold..." Chi Wuyao chuckled. "How are we to share the King in the future?"

"I don't see a way unless you acknowledge your inferiority, Devil Queen" Qianye Ying'er replied with a not-so-friendly smile. "After all, you are no more than a consort."

"And yet I can pleasure him better than you ever will." Chi Wuyao smirked.

"We will see about that."

Qianye Ying'er didn't seem all too angered on the outside.

"So... do you have the problem of where you can't get a female friend because they all fall in love with you?" Xiao Jiantian asked Xisu and Cang Shitian after having shared a few drinks.

"That... doesn't sound like an issue, does it?" Xisu replied, shaking his head.

"Bahaahhaa... Jiantian, you fool. That's the best part and you're complaining!" Cang Shitian laughed.

"I might be slightly exaggerating." Xiao Jiantian admitted, shrugging his shoulder. "However, take the Blue Dragon Emperor as an example. If I were to spend more time with her as friends for better relations... I'd bet that something more would come from it."

"Hmmm... why don't we put that to the test? Sounds like an amusing endeavour to undergo." Cang Shitian replied.

"... No, I don't want to play with the Blue Dragon Emperor's emotions." Xiao Jiantian refuted. "She deserves better."

"I mean... if you take her in and give her what she wants, where's the issue?" Cang Shitian shrugged.

"Probably the Brahma Heaven God Empress herself." Xisu laughed. "Senior Jiantian is busy enough as it is with women."

"True enough."

Xiao Jiantian nodded.

...

"Hey, Wuming... it's been ages!"

Xiao Jiantian approached the Sword Sovereign, who had been specifically invited by the King himself. Naturally, he wouldn't object despite their previous encounters.

Xiao Jiantian glanced at the rather beautiful young woman at his side and smirked a little, looking back at Jun Wuming.

"You going crazy in the sheets, old man? I can respect that."

"..." Jun Wuming's and the girl's expressions were both priceless for several seconds. Eventually, he sighed and shook his head from embarrassment. "This is... Jun Xilei, my only disciple."

"... Oh." Xiao Jiantian couldn't help but laugh at their expressions. "My condolences."

"See, now... that never stopped a master and disciple, did it?" Cang Shitian remarked, glancing at Xiao Jiantian. "The most famous example is right here..."

"The shameless duo... they're not scared to say anything and take pride in that fact." Xisu chuckled. "Forgive them, Sword Sovereign. They meant no insult to you."

"No need to embarrass my guests, Shitian." Xiao Jiantian shook his head disapprovingly, adding to Xisu's statement. "As you can see, this is a very healthy master-disciple bond that should never be tainted by such thoughts."

"Right... as if you didn't bring up the thought in the first place." Cang Shitian nodded.

"Shut up..." Xiao Jiantian chuckled. "I simply didn't know. Anyway, Wuming, you're looking a bit too old. Is age starting to kick your ass?"

"I suppose you could say that." Jun Wuming nodded. "However, with your blessing, I was able to make a breakthrough and extend what I had. For that... you have my greatest gratitude, Sword God. My desire to see my disciple grow into her own will finally be fulfilled because of your great deed."

"That's good to hear." Xiao Jiantian smiled, figuratively rubbing his hands as he thought of something. "Since you're the Sword Sovereign and inherently solo... I'd like to offer you a proposal that would greatly benefit both you and your disciple."

~

After some time in the hall spent toasting countless guests, Xiao Jiantian would've died from alcohol poisoning hundreds of times over if he was an ordinary person. Fortunately... that wasn't the case as he entered the bridal chamber with Qianye Ying'er. The room was covered in red and gold symbolising good luck, happiness and prosperity.

Even the lights were dark red and gold, giving the room a rather romantic tone.

"Huuu... talking with all those people was mentally exhausting." Xiao Jiantian laid down on the bed, closing his eyes for a moment. "There was this beautiful Great Realm King from the Snow Song Realm, though. She was extremely strong for her age, I have to say..."

"Fishing for disciples?"

"It would be a waste for someone so talented to be ruler over a mere Middle-Rank Star Realm." Xiao Jiantian smiled.

"You mean, she would serve better in your bed." Qianye Ying'er replied.

"... No, I did not."

"... Hmph, right."

"I can have beautiful disciples without moving onto them." Xiao Jiantian added. "Besides, I'm more than content with what I have. Honestly, I do feel a little hostility coming from you... could you be jealous again?"

"I was simply winding you up." Qianye Ying'er chuckled. "I understand you more than anyone, Tian'er. You did fall in love with Shen Xi... and so too did you wish to return the Witch's devotion to you. The same was with the maid who comforted you at your lowest."

"..." Xiao Jiantian opened his azure eyes. "And so?"

"I understand your reasoning." Qianye Ying'er began to remove her red-gold dress, revealing more of her jade-like skin with every movement. "And given your identity, you are worthy of the perk of having multiple wives. However, there should be one who stands above the rest... wouldn't you agree? One that brings order to the rest."

"... And you're suggesting that this greater wife would be you?"

"Mn, of course... I would be the strongest of them all, wouldn't I? As the Heretic God's inheritor, only I would be worthy to stand equally beside you." Qianye Ying'er cunningly smiled. "It would only be natural for me to be the King's first and highest Queen."

"... I see." Xiao Jiantian chuckled. "Well, as the 'first' Queen, you'd have to be on good terms with the rest. Given your track record, you're not too great at that..."

"Oh... that won't be a problem." Qianye Ying'er countered in a seductive tone. "I can adapt very smoothly."

"Really?" Xiao Jiantian doubted the statement a little.

"I'll show you."

Once the entirety of Qianye Ying'er's clothes fell, Xiao Jiantian felt a strange reluctance that came into light almost immediately. She was perfect by all means, from the tall and swelled bosom to the equally plentiful bottom. Golden eyes that could steal a man's soul, beautiful golden hair and smooth skin that puts any jade to shame.

"Hmm... Tian'er, it seems that deep down you still view me as your disciple. If I were Shen Xi-"

"Hahahaha... that's not the case." Xiao Jiantian chuckled, grabbing her hand and pulling down the goddess into their bed. He had a good feel, from blossom to neck with both his hands and lips. However, as Qianye Ying'er moved to let out his dragon, he stopped her.

"When you surpass me in strength first, okay?" Xiao Jiantian spoke in a playful tone and sat down to the side.

"... I hate you." Qianye Ying'er sighed.

"And this is how I felt." Xiao Jiantian chuckled, fixing his golden hair. He got out the Heretic God's immortal blood and placed it against Qianye Ying'er's lips. "There's still much work to be done, Ying'er. This isn't something that should be rushed."

"Hmph..."

Qianye Ying'er's pout vanished as the Heretic God's immortal blood got to work and began to shred away her profound veins piece by piece. Xiao Jiantian was close to her side as the discomfort turned to pain. However, Qianye Ying'er wasn't exactly a simple woman. Her strong will showed as she didn't even make much noise and kept in her pain.

"You never cease to amaze me, Ying'er." Xiao Jiantian remarked, taking out several cans that were branded 'Miracle Drink'. "My visit to Shen Xi, which you no doubt looked at, did lead to me gaining some inspiration. I managed to improve on the formula of the Dragon Dawn Jade Nectar and Divine Water of Life, creating my very own divine miracle. I named it the Celestial Divine Astronomical Saintly Ethereal Empyrean Miracle Drink!"

"... You're always terrible with names." Qianye Ying'er chuckled, inspecting the cans before her. "So, how effective is this drink?"

"It's shambolically terrible." Xiao Jiantian shrugged. "You can expect to breakthrough into the Divine Origin Realm in like three hours without any side effects. Actually, for that matter, there are only positive 'side-effects' since this Miracle Drink is purified by my light profound energy."

"... I see. Leave it to Tian'er to defy all logic." Qianye Ying'er cracked open the first Miracle Drink and had a mouthful before stopping.

"Mn... I can feel your profound energy inside of me."

"Sounds like you almost had an orgasm there." Xiao Jiantian chuckled.

"Hmph."

Qianye Ying'er finished the first Miracle Drink afterwards, breaking through at a pace that could only match Xiao Jiantian when he felt like breaking through. Afterwards, she even finished the rest without much trouble.

"How should I thank Tian'er for these 'Miracle Drinks'?" Qianye Ying'er asked, using her seductive tone as she edged closer to Xiao Jiantian. She was still stark naked, making it hard for even the restrained Sword God from looking in certain areas.

"Well..."

"I have the entire scouting report of what you love to do." Qianye Ying'er smiled, crossing her legs. "This list includes being served by the mouth, breasts, being ridden and... after some time, you like taking charge and having your way. Of course, you have a myriad of skills but those are your favourite activities."

"Mad..." Xiao Jiantian chuckled, shaking his head. 'She knows me almost as well as I know myself.'

"By far, you despise placing your tongue anywhere near the 'ocean'."

"..." Xiao Jiantian nodded. "Right. So, since you know all my preferences... it should only be right that I knew yours."

"Silly Tian'er, how could I have any preferences if I haven't done anything yet?"

"By that, I meant what do you want to try out first?"

"Hmmm..." Qianye Ying'er tilted her head slightly, smiling playfully. "Why don't we start with what you hate most?"

"Fuck no... that's a whole violation." Xiao Jiantian defiantly shook his head. "I'd rather do nothing than that."

"Wow... won't even serve your own wife and goddess."

"Now, if you wanted someone to do that, you should've married someone like Nan Wansheng. I'm sure he would've loved to lick your fingers, toes and whatever else you'd want." Xiao Jiantian chuckled. "Not that I'd allow him to be even a kilometre within your distance."

"... The only man worthy of touching me is you, Tian'er."

Qianye Ying'er took out her sword, leading to Xiao Jiantian frowning a little.

"Uhh... you trying to chop something off?"

"Of course not. I simply believe that there is a profound skill that may be helpful... perhaps you'd like to try it yourself after."

Qianye Ying'er's sword glistened with sword intent which created six full doppelgangers. They all giggled seductively, cornering Xiao Jiantian from all sides of their rather large bed. Each one was just as beautiful as the original... meaning seven golden, radiant goddesses had surrounded him.

Xiao Jiantian grew flustered as his clothes turned to ash and the seven goddesses began to smother him.

"Let's get you in the mood, Tian'er..."

"Ho- hold on..."