Uncle Scrooge Mc Duck

The Hidden Hills - Los Angeles, March 4, 2004.

Tec Tec Tec!

The sound of a keyboard rang out in the room. A small pair of immature hands quickly typed each word, as in an endless symphony the words were forming, paragraphs and finally a complete chapter.

The one typing on the keyboard was a child who looked about seven years old with light brown hair and a pretty face. His amber eyes stared expressionlessly at the computer screen, but clicked with precision on each keyboard like a copy machine Klaus can't help but sigh looking at the popular Twilight series of books, from hater to author of the work is quite funny if I didn't need money.

Under my pseudonym William Jr. the more adult series, while Klaus Jenner would be left with children's stories with drawing that I want to adapt to get the copyright... RIP PIXAR.

Knock knock!

"Klaus, the audition for the dubbing of "Tarzan" is about to begin, what are you doing locked in this room?

"I'm just finishing getting ready! ' Klaus quickly saving the file as he put on an Uncle Sam style Mr. Scrooge shirt.

'Shit I completely forgot about this test, after replaying the movie in my memory I realized that it was a fucking waste of time to dub Tarzan, the boy only makes a few noises I even tried to give up, however, my agent (My mother) convinced me (threatened me with a beating because I wasn't raising slacker brat) that the future benefits outweigh the difficulties.

...

After arriving at the Disney office building in town which, in addition to daily office work, will also be lent to the film crew for auditions and interviews when needed. Now, here is the interview location for the dubbing of "Tarzan 2" for next year's summer movie. The hallway was full of young people waiting for interviews, many of them looking anxious, and their expressions and movements looked disheveled and nervous.

While waiting, watching the teenagers leave the audition room disappointed or happy, Klaus, who was not nervous cannot help but worry. The role he wants to dub is that of little Tarzan, who was dubbed by singer Harrison Chad, and he had already been called by a casting director before him.

Klaus just glanced around and then withdrew his gaze, regarding the character he knew that Harrison Chad would be best suited to act like a retard saying half a dozen words, however, he was confident that his con man title was not for nothing.

Unconsciously squeezing Kris' mother who was looking at little Klaus tenderly, she bent down to match the boy's height and said. "It's okay to be afraid, but don't let it get to you and make you give up trying. "

Klaus nodded in response to his mother

"Klaus Jenner?" shouted a fat middle-aged woman to the crowd in the hallway.

Everyone in the hall immediately raised their heads, looking for who was being called and a small hand waving down the hall shouted

"Go ahead and destroy those brats. " Kris says showing his thumb.

"HERE BEAUTIFUL LADY" Klaus shouted

The middle aged woman looked at the shameless dwarf who was trying to score some points with her and can't help but laugh.

"Are you Klaus William Jenner?" the fat middle-aged woman asked after looking at the list and checked the documents.

"Come in."

Entering the interview room a raspy voice rang out.

"That Harrison boy performed well" It was an old man, Jim Kammerud producer of the film.

"Cof Cof, sorry gentlemen the weather is very dry today, sorry about the cough. " Klaus said a little embarrassed.

The interviewers discovered that the interviewer was exceptionally young - his Uncle Scrooge shirt did not go unnoticed. An elderly producer with gray hair and beard sat in the center and humorously asked, "What's up young man, Klaus Jenner or Uncle Scrooge Mc Duck?" Jim Kammerud smiling

"Yes, it's me Klaus William Jenner " Klaus nodded with a smile

"Your information says you are four years old?" old Jim Kammerud asked suspiciously as he opened the information.

"Yes, but I will be five this year," Klaus replied

Several interviewers looked at each other in surprise (how did such a young child get recruited?), they asked in a low voice.

"What was your motivation for taking the test?" asked Jim

"I am a child, the role is about a child" Klaus said in a loud and calm voice. "I think it would be good for a children's film to have a live dub with the same perspective as them. Not that I was raised in one, however, I know I can imagine what kinds of adventures, fears and joys Tarzan felt. Besides, the job seems simple, acting like a wild child, isn't that everyday life in daycare? and Like Uncle Scrooge, I hope I get a good fee,' Klaus replied

'He fits! Jim shouted in his heart

...

In the car back home, Klaus can't help but sigh from that shit that was dubbing fall sounds, fear, etc.

'Damn 100's of intelligence to play a monkey, nobody even remembers who dubs that shit. I feel like that Jim guy was playing me, I don't know why he asked to stage it being that it was just dubbing the character, motherfucker. '

"How did it go, your audition?" Kris asked worriedly because of Klaus's sulky face.

"It was great, they said they'll be in touch as soon as they close the tests."

The corners of his mouth turned up and Klaus with a devilish grin said in his heart:

'New project fuck Disney, activated'