Rebirth

The Last thing I saw was the Truck.

it barreled towards me as if it had no other purpose in life, as it was made solely to kill me. I know, that sounds crazy, but from my perspective, that's what I saw. After that, there was nothing but pure white as far as the eye can see, with a man sitting at a desk doing paperwork. he looked up at me, before whispering to himself "Truck-kun sent me another one of those bastards, eh?"

"umm... Hi...where am I?" I spoke, hoping to get some form of answer from him. he looks down at a paper that materialized on his desk, before skimming over it and looking at me. "Hello David, please, have a sit in front of me." seeing no real reason to not take a seat, I did so, trying to understand what was happening. "Ok, so Trunk-Kun Decided to Kill you and now your my problem. I am Ashara, the Angel of Reincarnation. I have to Reincarnate people who die early, *Sigh* listen, I have three minutes until I can go home to my cat Fluffy, and if I do EVERYTHING it'd take hours. so I will give you an extra wish for this. Since you Died.... 54 years before your intended death, that gives you Five Wishes, now go." Surprised I looked at him "Wait Five?! Don't you think that is a bit too much?!"

Ashara Sighed again before speaking " You are getting Six in total to speed my day up. Now, tell me your wishes."

Thinking long and hard what can I do? Hmm... what do I want to do? fuuuuck I can't think straight. meh. "Give a System that can do anything. and I mean ANYTHING!" he wrote that down " Sure, next" hmmm "Reincarnate me as an Uchiha, but make sure my Dojutsu doesn't have any Drawbacks and is twice as strong, oh! and make sure im Itachi's Twin!" writing that down yet again he urged me to continue. "Ok... Make my Stats ten times to average Number!" now...what do I want next.... aha! " I want an Endless Number of System Points, so I can buy anything!" Sighing the man looked down "Im so getting fired" but he wrote it down anyways... Jesus, he spoils his cat. now... as its Naruto, technology isn't too good... what if i..." I want Schematics for all of my world's technologies! Every one of them!" the man was basically crying at this point... I really dont know what to do... meh, guess I'll do what i need to do " and finally make sure i dont forget, I WANT TO KEEP MY MEMORIES YOU NEET!" the guy had a sigh of relief at that. guess he thought I was going to do something outrageous, I dont think im being outrageous though... im being clever. "Thank the lord... Now go so i can spend my evening tending to fluffy" he snaps and all i see now it pure and utter Darkness...

as i try to move around in the new Dark Void i feel some strange fleshy layer holding me back....crap... im in the womb...feck.

[yes host, you are currently in the womb at 4 months until your mother gives birth to you.

i am your system #43145252a, welcome to the Narutoverse, is there any questions the host wants me to answer?]

ahh yes, the System i asked for...hehehehehahahaahahaha! I can't wait! hmmm, can you open the store?

[Error! the store is unavailable until birth.]

frick... can you put me to sleep until birth then?

[Yes host. Relax, you will be woken up after birth, enjoy your rest.]

feeling tired i close my eyes and rest... wait, im going to go through my mom's vag? gross...

waking up to crying, I can feel I was being held. of course this was by the nurses at the Konoha Hospital. if that guy got it right, I should be born as Itachi's twin. "Oh thank the gods, he is alive. I thought he died there for a moment, he wasn't breathing!" oh? oh well, not my problem. soon after both I and Itachi were handed over to a woman who I identified as Mikoto Uchiha, my new mother.

" mmm... I shall name you Itachi...and you... Ryu