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Reincarnated In A World of Silly Women

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can. 11/21/24 I only just noticed that the webnovel reader changes my formatting. I was using an extra space between paragraphs to denote a scene change. Please leave a comment if you find any confusing parts. 11/30/24 I'm going on a trip I've been planning for a while in a couple days. I will try to keep writing and publishing while I'm away, but I expect a slower pace.

TheLastMan · แฟนตาซี
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The Elf Healer

"Please no. . . Frankly, I've done this so many times, I'm absolutely sick of it." said Hanna. "Besides, healing oneself and healing another are a little different."

Hanna and I both turned to look at Daphne, and she started looking very uncomfortable.

"I'll make it up to you later, Daphne." I said

Daphne put her arm on the table with a pained expression on her face. Hanna proceeded to make a small cut on Daphne's arm. Then I watched intently as Hanna held her hand over the cut and healed it.

It is kind of like an invitation. Hanna poured a little of her magic into the area, in a particular way, and the magic in that area of Daphne's body converged around the wound. The wound didn't close very quickly, but it was quick enough to see its progress moment to moment.

Eventually, the wound was completely gone.

"Interesting." I said. "Daphne, give me your other arm."

I took Daphne's other arm and tried replicating what I saw without the wound. When I do it, it seems I can employ much more magic. Daphne let out a sharp moan when I did.

"What's wrong?" I asked

"Oh, nothing." said Daphne, blushing. "It's just that it felt really good."

Hanna gasped loudly. "Unbelievable. . ."

"What is it?" I asked.

"I think you may have already mastered restoration magic. Try healing a real wound now." said Hanna as she prepared to cut Daphne's arm again.

"Okay, I'm ready to try it." I said.

Hanna cut Daphne's arm, and I immediately healed it. It healed much, much quicker when I did it, and Daphne let out another sharp moan in the process.

"That's incredible. . ." said Hanna, in shock. "I've never heard of such a thing. Not only did you learn restoration magic extremely quickly, you are already much better at it than I even thought possible."

"Thank you for teaching me." I said

Hmm, so restoration magic is usually accompanied by a pleasurable sensation. Since my healing magic is very strong, the pleasure it comes with is more intense. That must be what made Hanna think I had already learned it.

I think my magic perception is what made it so easy for me to learn. Without magic perception, learning that would be an arduous process of trial and error.

I couldn't resist the urge to try it on Daphne's ear.

Daphne screamed loud enough for the whole palace to hear and convulsed wildly. Then she collapsed on the table, breathing heavily. I can think of a couple other places on Daphne's body I'd like to try it on, but that can wait.

I couldn't help but let out a rather evil sounding chuckle. Hanna looked a little scared.

"What can I do to thank you properly, Hanna?" I asked

"Oh, that's quite alright." said Hanna, nervously. "I'm honored to be of help to your majesty."

"Don't you want to have a baby?"

"Of course I do, but perhaps we could do that another time. . ." Hanna trailed off, as she got up from her chair and backed away.

"You mean after I've further explored my new ability?" I asked with a little smirk.

"On second thought, I humbly accept your majesty's most generous offer."

Hanna took off her clothes, laid in bed, and braced herself. Then I proceeded to compensate her for her help.

Hang on, I compensated Tina the same way. Oh no, I'm not a slut, I'm a whore.