MAH FUCKN TUB?!

Life is full of surprises ya know?.

And sometimes it just so happens that we aren't ready for those surprises because sometimes those surprises consist of you DROWNING in a FUCKING HOT TUB AND GETTING SENT TO THE GOOLAG.

*insert in-fucking-hale*

Ok let me relax, now where do I start?

The names super mommy milker fort seve- ok maybe not the time to be joking I'll be serious now.

My names Archie and I was your average 19 year old up until a few hours ago I was living a normal life you know? doing the usual going to school keeping up with my grades and desperately trying to gain a love life.

It wasn't the life of Tom Holland or anything but- I was CONTENT with it.

Now why am I talking as if I'm no longer living said "normal life" I had spoken of? well funny thing actuall-

IM FUCKING DEAD

OH LAWD HAVE MERCY I MISS MY BABY SMOOTH SKIN. I DIDNT EVEN LOOSE MY VIRGINITY FUDGE NUGGETSSS.

(Internally inhales yet again)

Alright I was freaking out sorry..let me explain to you guys upon how I got into this Situation or atleast what I know. The last thing I remember was being in the bath whilst watching god of highschool for old time sake as I'd read the webtoon a WHILE back and even though there were some..issues i loved the characters especially Jin the idea of having the powers of the monkey just kicked ass too me I'd just dealt with a stressful day so felt it was the perfect way to un wind...dont judge me I'm fucking dead.

BUT THEN NEXT THING I KNOW MY WINDOW BREAKS AND I FEEL LIKE KILLUA BECAUSE THERS WAS FOOKING WATTS OF ELECTRICITY PASSING THROUGH MY BODY BUT THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BEING I GOT NO PLOT ARMOUR.

But oh no don't get confused thats not what killed me hurt like a bitch but didn't kill me.

I couldn't move and began to slide down and sink with my phone above my chest as the tap of my bath continued until the water had reached above my nose and as for some reason I was unable to move my body.

And so I died in mah tub

MAH MUFKN TUB!

And let me tell ya the feeling of loosing the oxygen in your lungs slowly and not being able to do anything about it is just as infuriating as it is traumatising.

And you know what sucks? I died just to realise that whole flash before your eyes shit was a bunch of bull shit.

JUST TO BLINK AND END UP HERE

If I could cry I would I have no ideas where the hell I am the space I'm in looks like it never ends. A white space that goes on forever and right now I'm kind of this little soul orb... trippiest experience ever.

Is this the end? The after life? Maybe I shoulda tried a little harder..

Wait how long have I been talking to myself?

"Long enough young one."

(This the only chapter that go be

this short)