Truth Or Dare

"That happened?!" Mitsuri shouted pushing Sanemi to the side causing him to send a flurry of swears which everyone ignored. Muichiro looked at Mitsuri then pointed towards the pot. "Kyojuro made a demon somehow just from cooking."

"It's not a demon!" Tengen and Kyojuro shouted for like the millionth time today. They were positive they wouldn't be able to talk in the morning. With the amount of yelling they did today it was a miracle their vocal cords weren't already dead.

Muichiro threw his arms up and looked at them. "It is a demon! Do I look blind to you?!" All of the Pillars just looked at him and blinked.

[Abso-fucking-lutely!]

The Pillars wanted to say the obvious answer, which was yes but they didn't. Then Sanemi peeked from behind Mitsuri and nodded his head making Shinobu smack him. The Stone Pillar who was actually blinked was praying for Muichiro in the back.

Muichiro put a finger up and corrected himself "Do I look COMPLETELY blind to you?" Tengen snickered and shook his head "No."

"Perfect. Now, can I at least get rid of... whatever that thing, sentient being is." Muichiro said to which Tengen nodded and put him down. Muichiro put his sword back into its sheath and fixed his uniform.

He walked over to the pot using his sword to clamp down the lid onto the pot before hocking the handle onto the end of his sword. "Wait! It's not sentient!" Kyojuro pointed towards him.

Muichiro and Tengen looked at each then back at Kyojuro and spoke at the same time "It's totally sentient." Muichiro walked over to the window and was about to throw the sentient thingy thing away when he stopped.

"Wait!" Mitsuri ran over to him and said "You can't just throw it away!"

"Mitsuri. I may not be the sharpest sword in the forge, but even I know that no human, demon, or God would EVER want to eat that stuff unless they are suicidal." Muichiro got ready to throw it but stopped again.

"Maybe Tomioka-san would like it if that's the case!" Shinobu pointed at Giyuu from the back of the ground. Giyuu sighed in annoyance causing Shinobu to giggle.

"But, are you really going to throw away Kyojuro-san's hard work?" Mitsuri looked at Muichiro with puppy eyes causing his heart to flutter slightly even though it wasn't shown on the outside.

He patted her head making a blush appear on her face. Muichiro took his hand away and shook his head "We're not just going to throw it away..."

Tengen appeared behind him and finished his sentence. "We're going to throw it away with flamboyance!"

Muichiro threw the pot into the sky with all of his strength. Tengen took out a black bead and threw it at the pot as well.

*DANG*

They watched as it exploded taking the pot of corruption with it straight down to the ninth circle of hell, hopefully never to be seen again.

Muichiro put his sword on the table behind them and stepped forward, him and Tengen clapped their hands twice and looked down slightly.

"May you rest in pieces."

"May you rest in flamboyance."

Gyomei was also behind them praying.

Sometime Later

Everyone was back in the living room sitting around. Muichiro was laying to the side of Mitsuri with his kittens on top of him. Tengen and Kyojuro were on the other side of the table looking down.

Muichiro, Tengen, and Kyojuro just came back from cleaning the kitchen. Well, Muichiro didn't do shit. He just stood to the side looking at the clouds through the window. Tengen yelled at him for not helping but Muichiro wouldn't do anything.

He would just look at Tengen and nodded slowly. In Muichiro's defense, he didn't make the mess so he didn't help clean it. Plus, he would have mostly made it worse. He did however cut up fruits and made a huge fruit bowl for everyone. It was mostly for him and Mitsuri through.

"So, Tengen-san lied about knowing how to cook? Why didn't you tell me?!" Mitsuri looked at Tengen and Kyojuro. Muichiro was sort of just there. Tengen raised his hands in defense "I didn't lie..."

"You're lying right now. Can you finish this put before I forget what happened?" Muichiro took a piece of fruit for the small bawl in Mitsuri's hands. "What is this called again."

"It's a peach, Mui." Mitsuri looked at the fruit in Muichiro's hands. He put it in his mouth and nodded. He honestly didn't remember how they looked or tasted. Even on Earth, it wasn't a fruit he ate frequently.

'Mui?' Everyone else thought hearing Mitsuri. The only person that really knew the dilemma Mitsuri was in was Shinobu. Iguro just sat there with his hands on his lap trying not to reach for his sword.

"Anyway. I told you we should of let her stay. I can't even boil rice, Kyojuro... we saw how that turned out. And you can't make anything special." Muichiro was blunt as usual. He wasn't really one to give a flying evergreen about others' feelings. Just the way he is. He'll tell you how it is without battering an eye.

Tengen gasped dramatically looking at Muichiro as if he threatened his wives or something. "I have you know I can a make a very flamboyant dish! I may not be as good as my wives but I can make damn good food."

"If you say so." Muichiro said stuffing his face with more fruits. He was realizing that he had a love for fruits now. Milk tea is still first by miles and always will be.

"So I came here for nothing?!" Sanemi yelled in outrage. Mitsuri shook her head "No! We can still have fun, I already ask some food to be made for everyone. It's still midday, let's play a quick game."

"Of what?" Shinobu chipped from the side. She stopped bulling Giyuu and moved to the table causing Giyuu to sigh with relief.

"Truth or dare! It's a classic!" Mitsuri said cheerfully. Muichiro looked at her "What are we, teenagers?"

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"Nevermind." Muichiro said. Everyone, well, almost every snickered and moved in forming a circle. Sanemi, Iguro, and Giyuu stayed in their spots.

Muichiro just laid there not really caring. He just ate fruits and played with his kittens. Muichiro was just going with the flow not really knowing what was going on.

"Who should go first?" Mitsuri asked to which everyone pointed at her. She just looked at all of the Pillars stunned. They didn't even think, just pointed instantly. She looked at Muichiro who put one of his kittens onto her lap to comfort her.

She sighed and thought for a bit "Kyojuro-san, truth or dare?!"

"Dare!!" He shouted with his signature wide smile.

"I dare you to go do one thousand push-ups!" Mitsuri yelled. Kyojuro ran outside without a second thought. Mitsuri nodded with a closed-eye smile. Everyone stared at her for a while and couldn't help but sigh. They were Hashira for God's sake, it was basically free training.

Kyojuro came back sweating, but still smiling "Muichiro-san, truth or dare?!"

"Dare."

"I dare you to do a handstand while balancing the fruit bowl in Mitsuri-chan's hand." Mitsuri was a bit confused until Muichiro took the bowl from her and threw it into the air. He did a handstand with one hand and the bowl landed on one of his feet.

"Amazing balance!" Kyojuro nodded his head in approval. Muichiro stayed like that for a minute completely unfazed. It was honestly a very easy dare for him since balance was one of the things he trained quite a lot.

Then the time was up, he kicked up slightly making the bowl fly up. Muichiro sat back down and caught the bowl. He popped a grape into his mouth and pointed and Tengen "Truth or dare, Mr. Flamboyant."

"I pick dare!"

"Does everyone pick dare?" Muichiro asked Shinobu who nodded "Most of the time, yes." He shrugged and looked back at Tengen.

"I dare you not to say flamboyant or unfortunate for the next two hours." Muichiro ate more fruit giving the bowl back to Mitsuri.

"Oof." Shinobu said knowing that it was practically Tengen's catchphrase. Sanemi laughed his ass off seeing Tengen's face. He was going to cherish that memory for a long time.

Tengen sat there looking at Muichiro as if he was a demon. He sighed loudly and looked at Shinobu "Truth or dare?" He didn't even sound like he wanted to be there, and he didn't to be fair.

"Truth."

"Is it true that you slipped laxative into Tomioka's drink last week?"

"Yes."

Giyuu almost spat out the fruit in his mouth and glared at Shinobu who avoided his gaze. Sanemi snickered looking at Giyuu and then Iguro looked at the Water Pillar with amusement.

Shinobu smiled with mischievous thoughts "Iguro-san, choose."

"Truth."

"Is it true that you spent hours picking out Mitsuri-chan's socks?"

"True. Kanroji-chan is it true that you and Tokito live together." He said practically skipping over Shinobu's question causing her eye to twitch a bit. But, she had accomplished her goal.

"It is true!" Mitsuri said loudly looking down stuffing her face with fruit not wanting to see anyone's face. She froze when she saw the bowl was empty.

Muichiro looked at the bowl on the table and it was empty as well. He shrugged and went back to playing with his kittens not paying an attention to the other Pillars.

Iguro looked at Muichiro and clench his hands almost causing his hand to bleed.