Chapter 3: The Fiancées’ Bridal Course

One day in the 3rd month, 1,547th year, Continental Calendar

Hello, I'm the candidate to become Souma's first primary queen, Liscia Elfrieden.

On this day with the end of winter drawing near, and the coming spring

beginning to make itself felt, all of Souma's fiancées were gathered in a certain room

in Parnam Castle. I, Liscia was one of them. The rest were Aisha the kochiji, Juna the

lorelei, and Roroa, the former princess of Amidonia.

There was no sign of Souma here, and even the maids who were always waiting

in the corner of the room had been asked to leave today. On top of that... this room

was weird. There was a blackboard, desks, and four desks and chairs. The desks

were lined up in a row, making it look almost like one of the classrooms at the

Officers' Academy.

"Hey, Big Sister Cia?" Roroa asked. "What'd we all get called in here for today?"

"I couldn't tell you," I said. "If anyone here would know..."

I looked over at Juna. However, Juna only looked down and shook her head.

"I'm sorry. Lately, even I'm not sure what goes through that lady's head."

"If Madam Juna doesn't know, then the rest of us don't stand a chance of figuring

it out." Aisha rested her hands on the back of a chair, tilting her head to the side in

puzzlement.

It was a fair assessment. That lady was completely unpredictable. Just what was

she thinking this time?

Then the door to the room opened, and the one who had gathered us here

arrived.

"I see everyone's here."

It was the blue-haired sea serpent beauty, Excel Walter.

In addition to being the commander-in-chief of the National Defense Force, she

was a beautiful woman who looked to be around twenty-five. With her blue tresses,

from which tiny horns sprouted, trailing behind her as she walked, she had always

been a picturesque beauty. But this time, she was carrying something in her hands,

too: two bundles that were as thick as dictionaries. One was wrapped in white, the

other in black.

Excel left the bundles on the lectern, then pulled out and donned a pair of

spectacles and a square academic cap. "Now then, let's have you all take your seats."

"U-Um... Grandmother?" Juna hesitantly raised her hand and asked.

"What is it?"

"Um... I thought you had good vision?"

"Oh, these spectacles? They're just ordinary glass, not corrective lenses."

"Then why are you wearing them?"

"It gets me in the mood."

Her mood?! That was the issue?! Wait, what was she about to start?!

In the end, we were each ushered into our seats by Excel with no clue what was

going on. From Excel's perspective at the lectern, going from left to right, we were

seated Aisha, Roroa, me, and Juna.

Excel started to write something on the blackboard. When I read it, it said:

"First Lecture — Bridal Training Course"

Yeah, I wasn't even sure where to start.

For one thing, by "first," did she mean there were going to be several of these

gatherings?! What was a bridal training lecture even supposed to be?! Then Excel

tapped lightly on the lectern.

"Now, all of you will be becoming Souma's brides this year."

""""...""""

We all got very quiet. We were ready for it, of course, and we even wanted it now,

but having someone else point that fact out to us still felt a little embarrassing.

Excel told us, "Though some of you will be primaries and some of you

secondaries, the fundamental nature of things will be the same for all of you. There

is a husband and a wife, they build a household, eventually children are born, and

they become a family. If the family is harmonious, then they will be happy; if it is not,

they will become unhappy. The problem is that if there is discord in the royal family,

that leads directly to discord within the kingdom. Princess Liscia."

"Y-Yes!" I responded and stood up without meaning to. It was just like being back

in officers' school.

Excel gave me a serious look and asked, "Princess Liscia, you have no relatives

outside of your father and mother, yes?"

"Uh... Yes. That's what I've been told."

"Why is that?"

"When my mother's father... that is to say, the king before the last one died, there

was a succession crisis, and nearly every member of the royal family but my mother

was wiped out."

"Yes. That was a painful time," Excel said with a truly pained look on her face.

"The three dukes and I distanced ourselves from that conflict. If our military forces

had gotten involved, it would have turned into a civil war, after all. We were all

desperate to keep our forces in check. Instead, there were bitter struggles within the

royal house that set even the closest relatives against one another."

"Um... was the problem in that conflict ultimately about who would take the

throne?" Aisha raised her hand and asked.

Excel shook her head. "We think that was only a secondary factor. The first and

foremost cause must have been the former king's policy of rapid expansion."

"His expansionism?" Aisha asked.

"Yes. In the time of the king before the last one, our country launched a number

of foreign wars that greatly expanded our territory. Meanwhile, the expanded

territory sowed the seeds of conflict within the country. The occupier and the

occupied; the conquerors and the conquered; the killers and the relatives of those

killed... It gave birth to a lot of confrontational relationships like that. There were

interventions by other countries that had lost land, too."

"...Well, my old man had it out for you all pretty bad," Roroa, the former Princess

of Amidonia, said with a shrug.

It was a bit of a relief that she said that like it had nothing to do with her. The

Principality of Amidonia had used corrupt nobles to interfere in our affairs a number

of times. What they'd done had caused a lot of trouble for me, but it was really just

reaping what we had sown.

I was grateful that Roroa, as an Amidonian princess, was taking the stance that it

didn't matter to her. If Roroa, who looked up to me as her "big sister," ended up

resenting me because of a dispute between our countries... I'd be sad about that.

Excel nodded and continued. "Those seeds of discord need to be slowly removed,

but the rapid expansion didn't allow for that."

Eventually, the old king had died, and the lingering seeds of discord had

germinated into the succession crisis. If the people they hated supported one royal,

people would back another opposing horse in the race. That was how the dispute

over the succession had turned into a proxy war for all of the discord in the

kingdom.

"That was why it turned into such a quagmire." Excel sighed sadly then looked

straight at us. "Fortunately, His Majesty Souma's reign is not so dangerous as that of

that predecessor of his. The reason that the country is unshaken even after

absorbing Amidonia is that he has worked diligently to create a solid enough base to

prevent that. He is not as glamorous as the first king, but rated on the stability of his

reign alone, he is the best king this country has ever had. That's why, even once His

Majesty Souma is no longer on the throne, there won't be an ugly succession war like

that one."

That was Excel's appraisal of Souma's reign. Yeah. I agreed with her.

I might think the way he reigned was too roundabout at times, but he was

carefully and cautiously moving this country forward. If you considered that he'd

been summoned as a hero, I didn't think there'd ever been such a plain and ordinary

hero before. Even so, Souma made me feel secure. Though he himself was weak, he

made me feel like I was being protected by something big.

Excel banged on the blackboard. "That said, we mustn't get complacent! It must

never be forgotten that if there are cracks between king and queen, or even between

queen and queen, there will be those who appear to take advantage of them. For the

sake of the country, you must build a harmonious relationship between husband and

wife, and a harmonious household. To help you do that, I will have you take my

'Bridal Training Course.'"

I could more or less accept what she was forcefully saying. But what was this

"Bridal Training Course" that she kept on leading up to?

"Um... why are you the one lecturing us anyway, Duchess Walter?" I asked.

Excel giggled and gave me a confident smile. "I don't look it, but I've been alive

for five hundred years. I've fallen for my share of gentlemen in that time, but death

has always been the only thing that could separate us. I've always made sure to have

at least one child with each of them, too."

That was... Okay, yeah, that might be kind of amazing. Now that she mentioned it,

Excel only looked like she was in her mid-twenties, but she was a woman who had

experienced childbirth. She even had granddaughters like Juna, after all.

Excel puffed up her ample bosom with pride. "I will teach all of you how, as

queens... no, as women... to stay with the man you love until death do you part. How

you should act as a wife; the way gentlemen think; and everything from how to

support your husband, to ways to perform your nightly 'duties' in the bedroom in a

way that makes your marital relations go more smoothly."

N-Nightly duties...

The moment we heard those words come up, we all gave pretty blatant reactions.

We all must have imagined times we'd be in that sort of situation with Souma.

Roroa was blushing with a wry smile, while Juna's cheeks turned pink and she

covered her mouth with her hand, her eyes wandering. Aisha, meanwhile, had a

goofy, happy look on her face, so it was obvious what she was thinking about.

...I could feel my own cheeks burning, too.

When she saw our reactions, Excel coughed politely. "I believe I will have you all

start learning about such things now. I already have His Majesty Souma taking

individual lessons with me, after all."

The moment she said that, Juna looked as shocked as I felt.

Some weeks ago, Souma had taken Juna with him and left the royal capital. That

was when Excel had drugged Juna, and when she was alone with Souma, she had...

well... she had given him some lessons on what men and women get up to at night. I

was the only one Juna had told about that. I'd been keeping it a secret from Aisha

and Roroa. That was because if they found out, they were bound to cause a scene.

Juna had asked me, as the one who had been with Souma the longest, to subtly

ask him what had happened during the time they were together.

"Um, princess..." Juna leaned in and whispered in my ear so that Aisha and Roroa

couldn't hear. "So... what did His Majesty say about that time?"

"The thing is, Souma says he doesn't remember it," I whispered back.

"He doesn't remember?"

"Yeah. He remembers taking lectures about, um... h-how babies are made, but

everything after that is a blur."

When I had asked him about that day, Souma had tilted his head to the side and

said:

"I remember everything about the super embarrassing lecture she gave me, but... I

don't remember a thing after that. No, it's not so much that I don't remember, but that

my mind is refusing to let me recall it, maybe? ...Honestly, what did happen then? I

know I was embarrassed by the lessons, and I was feeling really parched... Excel gave

me a drink and... It's no good, I can't remember anything after that.... No, I feel like it's

best that I don't remember."

Souma had tried to squeeze out what he could remember of it, but in the end,

he'd seemed to come up empty. It didn't feel like he was hiding something from me

or trying to dodge the issue, though. He seemed like he had truly lost his memory, or

sealed it away.

Just what in the world happened to Souma after his classroom lesson? I

wondered about that...

"Now, in marriage, as in war, intel is key," Excel lectured. "Once you know what

your partner thinks of you, how they look at you, you can begin to get a feel for how

you should act. If you can catch them off guard, and show them a gap between their

impression of you and how you act in a way that isn't displeasing, that can help keep

things from getting boring. Know your partner, know what they look at, and your

marriage will never be in danger."

Aisha raised her hand. "You are right, I do wonder what His Majesty thinks of me.

But His Majesty is not here, and if we called him, do you think he would be willing to

come?"

Excel gave her a wicked grin. I... had a bad feeling about that.

"Have no worries. I have this right here."

When she said that, Excel unwrapped the white bundle. Inside were a number of

white notebooks. Excel gave one of them to each of us.

The cover of mine said "Top Secret" and "Not to be Taken Outside." This was

beyond suspicious...

"Um, Duchess Walter, just what are these notebooks...?" I asked hesitantly.

Excel flipped through her own notebook and said, "Hee hee. About the white

notebooks I just gave you, you see... Why, they have what His Majesty Souma thinks

about each of you written in them!"

""""Wha?!"""" Everyone looked down at their notebooks in unison.

In this notebook?! No, but... How?

Excel explained it with a strangely glossy and gleaming smile. "These notebooks

contain the things I heard from His Majesty during his 'private lesson.' When we

finished with the classroom lecture, his majesty said he was feeling parched, so I

gave him some juice mixed with tequeur. When I asked him all sorts of questions

after that, he was very eloquent."

So that was it! Juna and I looked at one another, despite ourselves.

Tequeur was a very strong alcohol. It had a light flavor, and would go completely

unnoticed mixed in with a glass of juice. Souma must have drunk a lot without

realizing it, then been thoroughly interrogated by Excel about his feelings for each of

us. The embarrassment of it all must have caused him to suppress the memory of it.

While I was thinking about that, I looked at the notebook in front of me. If Excel

was telling the truth, that meant this note contained the secret feelings Souma

normally kept hidden away deep inside his heart.

Oh... When I think about it, my heart suddenly starts racing...

I wanted to know, but maybe also kind of didn't... but I did want to know, after all.

I mean, I cared enough about Souma that I'd want to know what he thought about

us.

While I was thinking about that, Excel, unconcerned with our hesitation, opened

her book and continued.

"Now, as I said earlier, the secret to a harmonious marital relationship is to know

your partner, and to know how they see you. Let's look at how His Majesty Souma

looks at each of you. First... Roroa."

"Meowhat?!" Roroa reacted like a startled cat.

"First we will begin with his appraisal of Roroa."

"Wh-Why me?! Shouldn't you be doin' the head fiancée, Big Sister Liscia, first?"

"There isn't any particular reason for it," Excel said. "I simply thought we would

start with the person who first met His Majesty the most recently."

"Well, sure, I'm the newcomer here, but... Well, it beats goin' last, I guess." Roroa

seemed to have reluctantly accepted it.

...Huh? I was going last, then? Urgh... That meant the tension would last longer or

me, and I didn't like that...

Excel pushed her spectacles up, then looked down at her notebook. "Now then,

this is His Majesty Souma's appraisal of Roroa."

"Wh-What's this? I'm gettin' weirdly tense."

"Ahem... According to His Majesty, 'I like how Roroa's so bright and friendly. It's

amazing how she manages to get in close with whoever she's talking to. She can be a

bit black-hearted, but that's just one of her charms. It makes me happy seeing her

treat Liscia like her big sister. Besides, Roroa's financial sense is out of this world. To

be completely honest, the kingdom's economy couldn't run like it does now without

Roroa and Colbert. I'm grateful to have her with me, and to have her as my fiancée.'"

"O-Oh..." Roroa put her head down on the desk. She was covering her bright red

cheeks with her hands. "This... This is pretty darned embarrassin'," Roroa said,

writhing a little.

Yeah, I was a little embarrassed just hearing it. Souma wasn't the type to come

out and say this stuff to us straight, so when he came out with his unvarnished

feelings and said things like, "I love you," or, "I'm grateful to have you at my side," it

really made an impact. Now that it had come to this, I was suddenly very interested

in what he thought about me.

While we were agonizing over what was to come, Excel continued reading with

an expression like it was no big deal. "Furthermore, when I asked His Majesty, 'Do

you have anything on your mind when it comes to Roroa?' his answer was, 'I know it

was a war, but it still bothers me that I killed her father.'"

"Wha?!" Roroa stopped writing in embarrassment and immediately snapped

back to her senses.

"'It was a kill-or-be-killed situation, but I'm still her father's killer. Roroa says

they weren't close, but what if that isn't how she really feels, and she actually doesn't

want to marry me... There are times I worry about that,' he said."

"I-Is he stupid?!" Roroa shouted.

I felt like I'd had ice cold water dumped over my head, too. Oh, right... I realized. If

these were Souma's true feelings, it would include the insecurities he didn't

normally show us. To think he'd felt that way about Roroa... I'd never have noticed.

Roroa got up and stomped her feet in indignation. "Darlin', you dummy! I've

already considered all of that! I'm with ya because I wanted to be, so why're you

thinkin' about that stuff?!"

"Roroa!" I stood up, and gave Roroa a hug. She ceased stamping her feet with

tears in her eyes.

I could also understand why Souma would feel guilty when it came to Roroa. It

was because Roroa was important to him. Still, even with that said, it was wrong for

him not to take her affection for him at face value.

Roroa sobbed and rubbed her face against my chest. "Ohh... Big Sister Ciaaaa."

"I know. We'll have to tell Souma off later."

Aisha and Juna nodded. It might have been something he'd done unconsciously,

but he was going to have to pay for making our "little sister" cry.

After waiting for Roroa to settle down, Excel spoke to her. "The reason His

Majesty thinks about that is because he loves you and you're important to him. You

understand that, right?"

"...Yeah," Roroa said. "That's why, though it's frustratin' that my feelin's ain't

gettin' through to him, I was a little happy that Darlin' cares so much about li'l old

me."

"If you understand that, then you'll be fine," Excel said to Roroa with a smile.

It had been a bit tumultuous, but now Roroa's turn was done. Next, Excel called

her granddaughter's name.

"Juna. His Majesty's appraisal of you is, 'She's pretty, she's beautiful, and that

about sums it up. I don't mean just her looks, or her voice— I mean her heart, too. I

feel like, of all my companions, she's the one who is always taking a step back to look

at the larger picture. She's truly the ideal woman. I wonder sometimes if it's okay for

me to have her as my fiancée, but I wouldn't want to let anyone else have her. I'm

trying to do my best to be a man who is good enough to be her husband, but it's

frustrating that I can't quite manage it.'"

"So that's how His Majesty feels..." Juna was wearing a slight, but happy, smile.

Well, of course, any girl would after hearing "I wouldn't want to let anyone else have

her"... you know?

Excel kept on reading. "So, when I asked him, 'Do you have anything on your

mind when it comes to Juna?' his response was, 'Juna is too mature and not good at

letting others indulge her, so when she occasionally lets me spoil her, as a younger

guy, I feel really special.'"

"...Excuse me, but I was under the impression that His Majesty and I are the same

age?" Juna broke in.

Now that she mentioned it, I had heard that Juna was supposed to be turning

twenty this year, just like Souma.

"This is something His Majesty realized later, but in his world, a year is

apparently 365 days," said Excel. "The days in our world are 384 days, so with the

gap between the two, you would be a year older in Souma's world."

The gap between the two worlds' years was 19 days. 365 divided by 19... In about

19 years, it would add up to a full year's difference.

This fact sent Juna into a rare panic. "I-I was older than His Majesty Souma?

Excuse me, what did His Majesty have to say about that? He's not against having an

older woman, is he?"

I didn't think Souma would ever reject Juna just because she was older than him,

but she probably couldn't help but be worried. By the way, when she mentioned the

possibility of him not wanting an older woman, Aisha looked like she'd just been hit

by a stray bullet. You could never tell how old someone from the long-lived races

was by their appearance, after all. We hadn't been told how old she was right now,

either.

Excel gave Juna a big grin. "Don't you worry. This is what His Majesty Souma said:

'In my world, there was a proverb: "Find a woman one year your senior, even if you

have to wear metal sandals to do it." Juna is a woman worth wearing metal sandals

that won't wear out, and searching the entire world to find. There's no problem with

it at all.'"

"...I'm glad." Juna looked deeply relieved.

Next, it was Aisha's turn.

"His Majesty's appraisal of Aisha was..."

"Um? Why did you suddenly pause there?" Aisha burst out.

"Well... 'She's like a pet.'"

"Say what?!"

"""Oh..."""

"Whaa?! Why do you all look satisfied with that answer?!" Aisha shouted.

No, I mean... You know? When Aisha was with Souma, she was like a pet dog,

catching prey for her master and then going, "Praise me, praise me" as she wagged

her tail, after all.

"According to His Majesty Souma, 'Aisha is a strong, noble, and beautiful warrior.

It would be fair to call her this kingdom's greatest warrior. It's reassuring to have

her at my side... or it should be, but I feel like I just can't leave her alone sometimes.

It's supposed to be her job to protect me, but I end up wanting to protect her... Well,

when there was that disaster in the God-Protected Forest, I did see how emotionally

fragile she could be, after all.' To my question of, 'Is there anything on your mind

about her?' he responded, 'That I hope we can sit at the same dinner table forever, I

guess.'"

"Uwahhh! I've failed as a bodyguard!" Aisha wailed. "But still, when he says, 'I

can't leave her alone,' and 'I want to protect her,' it made me feel a little happy,

stupid meeee!"

While Aisha laid her head down on the desk, stuck between feeling happy and

pathetic, Roroa patted her gently on the back. It looked like Aisha was in shock, but

as for me... I felt a little jealous of her, maybe? If she was like a pet, it meant he

cherished her just that much, and I wanted him to say he wanted to protect me, too.

Wait! Have I always been this prone to jealousy?

Hearing Souma praise his other fiancées, I caught myself feeling envious of them,

and it shocked me a bit. This was a feeling I couldn't let myself embrace, wasn't it? I

was the candidate to become Souma's first primary queen. More than anyone else

here, I had to respect the harmony between my fellow queens. I felt the hand I was

holding my collar with clench tighter.

At last, my turn came.

"Finally, Princess Liscia... For this one, I should start with his response to my

question, 'Don't you have anything on your mind when it comes to Princess Liscia?' I

suppose.'"

"Huh...?"

Why were we starting with the "Do you have anything on your mind?" question

for me? I wanted to find out what Souma thought of me, just like everyone else had.

While I was thinking that, Excel shook her head silently with a smile.

"There's no need for that. I think his appraisal of you is summed up quite

succinctly in his answer to this question. This is what His Majesty said: 'Nothing.'"

Nothing? He didn't have anything on his mind when it came to me? No fair... He'd

had something for everyone else, hadn't he? And yet... when it came to me, it was

"Nothing"...

Why...?

"Princess!" Excel barked.

I'd nearly gotten lost in my thoughts, but Excel's voice snapped me back to

attention.

"Oh! Sorry."

"Listen until I'm finished, please. His Majesty continued on to say this: 'I told her

the most important thing on that snowy day. I don't have anything more to say than

that.' Now, as for what he said on that snowy day... I refrained from asking him in

detail, but I think you must have some idea what he meant, right?"

It came back to me. Of all the days I had spent with Souma, there was one day in

which I vividly remembered that it was snowing. It had been the 31st day, 12th

month, and 1,546th year of the Continental Calendar. Last year's New Year's Eve.

"The truth is, this is something... I really ought to have told you before Aisha, before

Juna, and before Roroa..."

That night, on the terrace of the governmental affairs office, Souma had said it.

"Liscia... I love you. Please, marry me."

Souma had proposed to me in the snow that had just begun to fall. He had already

told me the most important thing, and there was nothing else left to think about.

That was what Souma said.

I see... I had already received them, hadn't I? The feelings that Souma held

dearest. The moment I thought that, there was a warmth in my chest. Then...

Slap, slap, slap, slap... Roroa, Aisha, and Juna all started slapping me on the back.

"Ow...! Hey, stop it! That hurts!" I shouted.

"""..."""

"I dunno," Roroa said. "It feels mighty unfair that only Big Sister Cia gets it."

"Ohh... Something special just for the two of you, I'm so jealoooouuuus," Aisha

moaned.

"Oh! Dear, how shameful of me..." Juna said.

When I looked at the jealous Roroa and Aisha, and Juna who was blushing in

embarrassment about what she had just done, I broke into a smile.

Yeah... That was right. Everyone could feel jealous, or that things weren't fair. The

fact that I was candidate to be the first primary queen had nothing to do with it. It

was a feeling I had just because of how much I cared for a person. That being the

case...

"...Hey, Roroa, I'm jealous of the rest of you, too, you know?" I said.

"Hm? Are ya?" she asked.

"Yeah. I wanted to be told, 'I like this about her,' or, 'I don't want to let anyone

else have her,' or, 'I want to protect her.'"

"Hmm. Well, maybe that's just how it goes."

That was why I had to accept it, not deny it. Because I realized this feeling was

important.

With all of our appraisals over and done with, Excel clapped her hands together.

"Now, you all understand what Souma thinks of you. From here, I think we'll go

into some more practical knowledge of how to improve your marital relations."

"'Practical knowledge'?" I echoed without thinking, for which Excel gave me an

incredibly nice smile.

"Didn't I tell you at the very beginning? In this lecture, I teach you how you

should act as a wife, the way gentlemen think, and everything from how to support

your husband to how to perform your nightly duties in the bedroom in a way that

makes your marital relations go more smoothly. I'll be ever so very thorough

teaching you about that."

""""..."""" We all fell into dead silence.

Right. Now that she'd mentioned it, she had said that was what this course was

about.

"Um, Grandmother? Setting the other parts aside, well... D-do we absolutely have

to take your lectures on our nightly, um, 'd-duties'?" Juna asked.

"L-Like Juna said," Aisha added. "It's just too embarrassing..."

"I'm a little interested, y'know?" Roroa put in.

"R-Roroa!" I shouted.

"Huh? You ain't interested, Big Sister Cia?"

"That's... Maybe a little, but..."

While we were acting reluctant, Excel gave us a look that seemed to say, "I've

already planned around you feeling that way," and she patted the remaining black

bundle confidently.

"Oh my? You're sure you want to pass up this opportunity? If you take my

lectures to the end, you'll receive one of these in commemoration."

As she said that, Excel unwrapped the black bundle, and inside there were

notebooks just like before. However, these books were thin, and their covers were

black. Their covers carried the even more dangerous sounding, "Documents Contain

Top Secret Classified Information," and "Dispose of by Incineration After Reading."

They were being treated like forbidden books, but Excel opened one up and

began flipping through it as if to show it off to us.

"This black notebook contains the [censored] that His Majesty Souma wants you

to do for him, or that he wants to do for you, and the situations involved."

""""Huh...? Whaaaaaa?!""""

The look in everyone's eyes changed.

[Censored]? Wait, seriously?! I thought.

"I heard all of this after plying him with even more tequeur, so I'm sure of it,"

Excel said. "In short, these notebooks contain the naked truth about his desire for

the four of you that His Majesty Souma normally keeps under control and hidden

away."

So this was it!

Juna and I looked at each other once again. Little wonder he had suppressed the

memory. If he'd remembered blabbing about all of this embarrassing stuff, I was

sure he'd never be able to look any of us in the eye again.

Everyone looked intently at the black notebooks. Excel made a show of flipping

through one of them so that only she could see.

"My, how interesting. It seems he wants to do different things with each of you.

With Roroa... Hoho. With Aisha... I see, so that's how he likes it, huh. With Juna... Oh,

my, to be so young again. And with the princess... Hee hee."

Hee hee, what?! What exactly was written in there?!

Though Excel was beautiful as she gave us a sidelong glance with a seductive

smile, she also looked like a demon lord. I dunno... I had to feel sorry for Souma after

all this.

"Um... Duchess Walter? I think those notebooks are going a bit far..." I hesitated.

"Oh, you don't want them, then? In that case, they'll have to be burned like it says

on the cover..."

""""We want them!"""" the four of us shouted in unison.

Excel nodded with satisfaction.

...Sorry, Souma. But I'm sure this is for the good of the kingdom. While making

excuses to my absent husband-to-be, I gave in.

"Now, let's begin the lecture," Excel said with satisfaction.

This was how the first lecture of Excel's Bridal Training Course began.

The course content, naturally, made us feel embarrassed sometimes, but Souma's

fiancées took the lessons seriously. That included me, too.

Well, of course, I wanted that black notebook... I felt it was necessary for building

a stable household and a stable country.

So that we could all live happily ever after.

◇ ◇ ◇

Now, about these black notebooks: it is said that, in later days, the candidates to

become queens would ask Excel to produce them regularly. At first, they would

incinerate them when they finished reading them, but eventually they started to

store them somewhere safe, thinking they could be useful again in the future.

In later years, an historical scholar who discovered a box containing several of

these booklets attempted to announce their contents at an historical conference, but

he stopped just before the announcement claiming the discovered documents were

"forgeries." There were reports that a group of suspicious men had made contact

with him a few days prior, but the truth of those rumors remains in the darkness.