Ch.1 ugh fine you can have three wishes

As I stand in front of Nicholas Cage? "Nicholas Cage you're god I knew it," I said stunned at this revelation "what no you perceive us as what you think we would look like," said the man that isn't Nicholas Cage, ok so he's not Cage so what is he "we are what you call God," he said "we are your almighty one tremble before me," said in a little girls voice "don't mind her but please do tremble before me," said in a little boys voice "Enough!" thundered from the third sounded like an older man "we have mattered at hand" the room goes quiet as the older man starts to explain the situation to me " at approximately 4:31 pm a man broke in your home and killed you as you sat sleep In your chair, on the way delivering your soul we hit a bump in the road long story short I can send you to the afterlife" as he finished I start to wonder what will happen from here.

"Wait so you're telling ing me you fucked up my delivery to the afterlife so now what!!" I said angrily at them " YOU DARE RAISE YOUR TONE BOY" said the older one I winced and fell to my knees at the volume of his voice "hmph" the other two said "I'm sorry it's just where do I go now that I can't go to the afterlife" I murmured as pull myself up from the ground "we'll reincarnate you duh" said the little girl, oh so I get wishes ah this cou- "no I'm not giving you wishes" said the older voice "wait you can hear my thoughts" I chuckled, he let out a groan not enjoying my talking after a few awkward seconds the little boy voice said "yeah you'll get one for us alright!" meant for the older voice.

Waiting as they go argue over giving me wishes they finally agree and look over at me "alright so what do you want" said the little girl voice happily, as I sat there it felt like hours going by trying to think of something and finally making my mind up I blurt out "I'd like to be sent to the marvel universe" I could feel her stare at me with a gross expression "really" and that's all she said, then a few seconds later the little boy spoke up "ugh what do you want" I didn't need no time for this one "I want an AI in my head with all the knowledge of marvel movies and comics" I said it excitedly and after a while finally the older voice came "ugh" taking that as him asking me what I want also needing no time to to think I spit out "I want an ability that will allow me to copy the powers of anybody" as I finish line smile.

As I prepare to be reincarnated the little girl voice starts to explain what's going to happen "you'll most likely wake up around North America and you-" as she was cut off "safe travels boy" said the older voice as I try to protest he lets out a thundering laugh and slams something big on top of me and in an instant I wake up in a small creator as I climb out I run into a sign Welcome to West Virginia, ok so let's see If I was reincarnated "where I'm I" right after I said it "you are in a combination of Earth 616, Earth 1610, and what you call the MCU" said a voice in my head, alright so I did get reincarnated, say what's your name AI voice in my head "I have no such thing" it said, alright so it doesn't have a name "how about Athena" I said "perfect sir" said Athena instead of a robotic voice it now sounds more feminine "so where should we go now athena" I said "New York is wonderful this time a year" she said alright New York City here we come.