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Reborn As A Nameless king

First why the fuck are you reading this seriously... the guy who wrote this shit was high as hell muther fucker was in Narnia sooooo ... don't expect an intricate story with rainbows and ... uni ... unicorns ? . . . this is 1000 % a parody . . . This is the story of a man who hates seriousness , this man ended up dying but thanks to this he went to a world full of adventures and stories ... follow this man as he gets high as hell and figures out what the hell is going on . . . This story is not serious... the main character will do a lot of comic shit that might not make sense ...and dont expecte a perfect storyline ...

God_Eyes_2975 · อะนิเมะ&มังงะ
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The End Of a War

(One image representing the chapter is going to be posted in the comments by the Autor)

In The Previous Chapter

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Faraam/System - The Star of Creation That Split Heaven and Earth ....Enuma Elish …

Said Faraam thrusting a fully charged blow into Nitar's belly, with the sword Gilgamesh lent him….

Nitar- Nooooooo … you'll regret this you bastard-

An intense light covered the place, but seconds later what existed of Azeroth disappeared along with Nitar's body…

[Thanks to your giant luck, Gods luck has been activated]

[You have obtained all the stats of the ancient god Nitar]

Faraam- Oh … it was almost worth getting hit by him

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Currently

[Thanks to the player having killed a god a title will be obtained … as well as an appropriate reward]

Faraam- '… I just hope it's something decent '

[Do you want to be promoted to a god?]

The white haired man looked at the message with a strange face but decided to accept ..

Faraam- 'Yes…?'

[Player's race was promoted from demigod to god]

[Gods Luck's stats have been increased from 10% to 45%]

[You obtained a Nameless King memory fragment]

[Do you want to get an original title like god?]

Faraam- hmmmm …. Yea?!'

[You have obtained the title of god pothead]

Faraam- What the fuck-

[You have unlocked a new breed… Cannabis God]

Faraam- '… SYSTEM what the fuck is this?'

System- 'Player has been promoted … apparently … good luck with that '

Faraam- 'What the fuck does a Cannabis god do?

System- 'Next time before you kill a god, do more dignified deeds and maybe get a more decent title '

Faraam- 'Go ...fuck yourself system'

System- 'I advise you to show me the way since you go there every day…'

Faraam- Your Son of –

Faraam was distracted by the system when he heard someone speak…

Gilgamesh- Can you return the EA …

Faraam - EA?

The blond man pointed to the sword that Faraam had in his hand which made the man drop the weapon and it consequently fell to the ground…

Faraam- I used a fucking EA sword… I saw right away that it was too strong… it's pay to win…fuck

Faraam- 'Shit will I have to play for some dlc or some shit ?'

System- 'Why? … I am ... I … don't even energy to answer …'

Gilgamesh- ? Pai … to wein ?

Faraam- Nothing, forget it, let's go to the capital … see if King Escanor was successful ..

Gilgamesh- Knowing him well he probably destroyed the Demon king...

Faraam- ' But before that…. Status '

In front of the man appeared a small golden window with his statuses…

Status

Name: Faraam

Age: 21

Title: Reincarnated (+1 sp to all attributes) ↓

Divinely Universal Luck (+800 000 000 luck ... something is wrong with you)

God of Marijuana (All his followers will get a permanent stat boost of 300% when they smoke tea in his honor)

Spear God (+70% damage with any spear)

Destroyer (Destroy over 70 000 dungeons = +60% magic and physical damage)

Seller (Earn over 1 billion with your trades, all your trades are 100% successful)

Sweakie wEAKIE (+69% chance to seduce someone)

Race: God (God of Cannabis) ↓

Level: 89 000

Affiliation: Adventurers Guild (Rank S)↓

Kingdom of Herannor (Royal Guardian)

Kingdom of Kian (Future King ?? ...maybe )

Exp: 500 000 000 / 600 000 000

Posts (0) ↓

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HP:5 085 478 000/5 085 478 000(Wtf?) MP:5 088 765 600/5 088 765 600 (↓ 00)

STR:100 107 578 VIT:50 854 780

DEX:100 967 782 INT:50 887 650

WIS: 386 887 656 LUCK: 876 906 970

Sp's: 0 (10 skill points level)

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Skills

Active:

Ashel's Eye (lvl 10/10) (30 MP)

Teleportation (5000 Mp)

Lightning Spear (lvl 300/300) (300 Mp)(damage x30)

Lightning Controller (500/500) (300 Mp)(damage x50)

(Depending on how the skill is used, it can create anything from weapons to strange spells)

Storm controller (500/500) (300 Mp)(damage x50)

(Depending on how the skill is used, it can create anything from weapons to strange spells)

Race skill:

Gods Blessing ↓ (100 000 MP)(+900%)(Gain 10% every thousand levels)

(Increases damage dealt by 900% for 3 minutes)

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Liabilities:

Player's Mind↓

(Makes you stay calm and logical most of the time)

player's body↓

(Makes the wearer live as if in a game)

Master lancer (100/100)

Supersonic hand (50% strength and speed in your right hand ;) )

(After some time alone in the dungeons he acquired this great skill)

Race skill:

Gods luck ↓

(45% chance to steal status from dead enemies)

Faraam- 'My god…my me?'

System- 'Looks like the player is officially one of the 5 strongest players… Congratulations '

Faraam- 'Hmmm … Speaking of which I received a fragment of memory '

Opening the system inventory, the player clicked on the fragment and a message appeared…

[Would you like to use Nameless King memory fragment?]

When the player was about to click on yes a window with red borders appeared preventing the player from completing his action…

[you are receiving a call, do you want to answer?]

Faraam- 'Who is it now…? yes, answer '

???- It's an honor to talk to you again Nameless King, I recommend that you don't consume this fragment of memory if you want to have a mind of your own… if you want to regain your memories come to the highest point of Zaev's kingdom…

Faraam- 'Who the fuck are you?

???- A friend and that's all you need to know for now…

* TUUUU TUUU TUUUU*

Faraam- 'Afff … just trouble after trouble … another fucking hike'

Gilgamesh- Any problem Faraam …

Faraam- No … let's end this war at once …

Said Faraam as he placed one of his hands on Gilgamesh's shoulder making the two disappear in a flash of light…

Kian Capital

A flash of light appeared in front of the capital of Kian, from the light emerged two figures who were speechless when they saw that the front walls of the capital had disappeared…

Beside the two figures landed Tempest who had two figures on his back, Arthuria and Usan…

Arthuria- Sir Gilgamesh, Faraam …you came back I was already getting worried.

Said the woman as she gave Faraam a hug…

Faraam- There was nothing to worry about.

Said the man giving an intense kiss on the woman's lips…

Usan- Hmph …Mister Faraam …

Hearing Usan, Faraam and Arthuria broke the kiss and looked at the man…

Usan- The painting is already finished, Mr. Arthuria forgot to mention that...

Faraam- 'Already?'

Faraam- Hmmm … let's seal the Demon King's army then …

The four started walking towards Tempest to go to Ariandel and get this over with once and for all when Gilgamesh stopped and looked around…

Gilgamesh- Usan … Where is Mr Escanor?

The three figures stopped and looked at the man…

Usan- Mr Escanor –

Arthuria- Mister Escanor was seriously injured after the fight against the Demon king, but now he is under the care of the best doctors in the kingdom, there is no reason to worry…

Thirty Minutes Later

The four figures entered a small room where Ariandel was waiting for the return of the kings and her father…

When the child saw that Faraam was back she ran in front of the man and Faraam gave her a big hug and put the child on his back...

The four figures placed themselves in front of the painting…

Faraam- Daughter … can you explain how the painting works?

Faraam- 'I forgot '

System- 'Sadness …'

Faraam- '…'

Ariandel- It's simple dad, just put your hand over the painting and think about what you want to put inside it, but you also have to put a giant amount of mana for it to work…

Faraam- Got it…

Faraam took his daughter and carefully passed her into Arthuria's arms who welcomed the child with a smile, the man took another step towards the painting…

System- 'What will the player seal in the player painting?'

Faraam- ' Your mother …oh it won't do, she won't fit in there '

An echo can be heard inside the player's head…

System (???) - OWWW DAMMM

System- '….'

The man decided not to pay much attention to the voice he heard and placed his hand on the painting…

[you are about to use a continental magic want to proceed?]

Faraam- 'Continental Magic … System what is a continental magic?'

System- '…'

A golden window appeared in front of the player's eyes…

Status

Name: Continental Magic

Lore: There are five major types of spells, the first and weakest of the five is the national level spell, this is a spell capable of having an area of effect corresponding to a large country, the second type is the continental one capable of affecting a entire continent, the third is planetary capable of affecting an entire planet, the fourth is the galaxy type, a spell capable of affecting an entire galaxy, and finally the fifth type is universal magic capable of affecting an entire universe.

Faraam- 'Oh my god … I have to buy a planetary level spell someday … if I remember '

The player again stretched his hand towards the painting…

[you are about to use a continental magic want to proceed?]

Faraam- 'Yes'

[you will use Ariandel's Paint an item capable of sealing anything that is weaker than the wearer]

[What do you want to seal on the board?]

Faraam placed a hand on his chin as he thought and looked at Arthuria and Ariandel the two of them responded to the man's gaze with a smile… Faraam refocused on the painting

Faraam- 'I want all beings corrupted or being corrupted by the abyss to be sealed inside…'

Suddenly a light covered the entire continent, this light lasted for a few seconds, but after a short while everything returned to normal leaving Faraam with an intense pain in his eyes…

[Player successfully sealed 98 048 384 corrupted or partially corrupted beings by the abyss]

Faraam- 'It seems that everything is -'

[There are two beings that resisted the continental level magic]

Faraam- 'Oh oh interesting'

In a snap of his fingers, Faraam used the inventory to store the painting…

[you got Ariandel's Legendary World Painting Item x1]

Faraam- 'Within my inventory, the chance of someone escaping from this painting is zero '

The man was about to start walking towards Arthuria, but something happened, his vision blurred and all of a sudden Faraam fell to the ground unconscious...

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TO BE CONTINUED...