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Reborn As A Nameless king

First why the fuck are you reading this seriously... the guy who wrote this shit was high as hell muther fucker was in Narnia sooooo ... don't expect an intricate story with rainbows and ... uni ... unicorns ? . . . this is 1000 % a parody . . . This is the story of a man who hates seriousness , this man ended up dying but thanks to this he went to a world full of adventures and stories ... follow this man as he gets high as hell and figures out what the hell is going on . . . This story is not serious... the main character will do a lot of comic shit that might not make sense ...and dont expecte a perfect storyline ...

God_Eyes_2975 · อะนิเมะ&มังงะ
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The Dragon God of the Apocalypse

(One image representing the chapter is going to be posted in the comments by the Autor)

In The Previous Chapter

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Arthuria- Me too dear …

The man got up from his bed slowly… the god's body was covered by a white robe that showed his defined body which made Arthuria blush a little…

Arthuria- W-Where are you going?

Faraam- I… I'm going over there…

Faraam- ' I'm going there to buy cigarettes '

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Currently

Faraam was on the parapet of one of the many windows in the royal castle of Kian's capital.

The man had a small cigarette with a green content inside in his hand, he was smoking this cigarette slowly while looking at the starry sky…

Faraam- ' Shit… I'm going to be a father'

System- ' With your luck player, you'll will have triplets … he he he'

Faraam- ' Son of a bitch don't say that … knock on wood '

The white-haired man patted the wood that lined the window…

*knock knock*

System- 'But now, no jokes … player, will you raise the child … or go looking for cigarettes'

Faraam- 'Haaaa'

The man mentally sighed as he thought about it…

Faraam- ' Even if I wanted to, I doubt I'll find an open tobacconist on this continent…'

System- ' Very wise of you, player … I pray you have quadruplets '

Faraam- ' Your animal ..'

*knock knock*

The man hit the wood again but this time he wasn't alone, behind him is Escanor who has a doubtful look as he sees Faraam knocking on the window ledge…

Escanor- Hmph …

Faraam, who was lost in the complex conversation he was having with the system, finally realized the presence of King Escanor…

Faraam- Oh Mr Escanor I'm sorry I hadn't seen you there...

Escanor- It doesn't matter …

Faraam- Did you recover from the battle with the demon king?

Escanor- Yes I am great I would never get hurt during a small battle...

Faraam- ' Smells at me … that's a lie'

said Faraam as he looked Escanor up and down…

Faraam- But what do you want with me?

Escanor- I just came to check on you and say that me and Mr Merlin are going back to Herannor…

Faraam- And Mr. Gilgamesh?

Escanor- Mr Gilgamesh has already returned home and in the meantime he has married a woman named … en ..enkiu… how do you say? … Enkidu…..

Faraam- ' What … he got married … my god '

Faraam- … Good for him … and a safe journey back for you …

Escanor- Thank you…

The muscular man withdrew from the scene leaving Faraam alone at the scene, the white haired man looked up at the starry sky and could occasionally see his pet dragon that patrolled the night sky…

Faraam- Haaa… I think it's time to go to the highest fucking mountain in Zaev… or the fuck

Faraam- 'System I need you to buy me something '

Some time later…

Arthuria was in her room when suddenly Faraam entered the room…

The woman faced the same with a smile…

Faraam- We have to talk…

Arthuria- Say my love…

Faraam- I'll have to go out for a while…

Arthuria- …

The woman didn't know what to say on the subject…

Faraam- But I promise to come back in time to see my son born…

Said Faraam with a serious face, which was rare for him…

Arthuria- I hope so Faraam …

The man approached the woman and gave her a warm hug, from his pocket Faraam took a brown stone and handed it to Arthuria…

Arthuria stared at the stone with a look of doubt…

Arthuria- What is this?

Faraam- A contact stone… if you need my presence in the castle, just break that stone and I'll be back as soon as possible…

Arthuria nodded her head…

Arthuria- When w-

Faraam- Right now…

Arthuria- And Ariandel?

Faraam- If I tell her she won't let me go…

Arthuria- …

The woman had a little sadness in her eyes as Faraam just woke up from a coma and had to go on another journey, she was surprised by a passionate kiss from her lover…

Faraam- I'll be back as soon as possible…

Faraam walked slowly to the front of the walls of the capital where Tempest was waiting for him…

The man stretched his hand towards the Arch-dragon's head and stroked the same…

Faraam- Sorry friend, but I can't take you with me, you have to protect the capital from any danger that comes close...

The dragon just roared in agreement and flew into the air…

Faraam- Well… start this trip to Judas's ass… it's going to be away for about 5 months I'm there… maybe I'll find tobacco along the way…

System- ' Player …'

Faraam- Hahaha … I know system …

Approximately 7 Months Later…

A figure in a torn black robe that partially covered his body was climbing the highest mountain on the continent…

System- ' Go player you can do it … just do it …. make your dreams come true '

The white-haired man climbed the mountain with difficulty…

Faraam- ' I just want to know who had the brilliant idea of putting an anti-magic barrier around the entire mountain '

The man continued his climb for a few more hours until he reached the top of the site…

What Faraam saw in front of him surprised him, in front of him there was a garden with the most varied species of plants and further away there was a small wooden house.

In front of the house a man was sitting in a meditative position, with some chicks on his head…

Faraam didn't pay much attention to the situation and put himself in the same position as the man in front of this...

Faraam started to analyze the man as he didn't seem to move, the man has blue hair and tanned skin, the man also has a lot of tribal tattoos all over his body…

The man suddenly opened his eyes and stared at the player…

???- Have you come to the search for the secrets of ching chong?

System/Faraam- What?

???- hahaha … I'm playing with you boy … I see you've finally arrived …

Faraam- Yes …

Faraam- 'I would have come sooner if you hadn't lived on the edges of Judas ass '

System- 'These insult levels … are over nine thousand … hehe'

???- Before we start my name is Acnologia … the dragon god of the apocalypse

Faraam-M-

Acnologia- No need to introduce yourself to Nameless King… I know who you are…

Faraam- "Ffff"

Faraam- We can cut to the chase… that my wife is about to give birth…. I assume… and I wanted to be home before noon…

Acnologia-I? the… what?

System- ' The player says things so clueless that even a god is confused'

Faraam- 'I have no time to waste here…'

Acnologia- I'll cut to the chase … the fragment of memory you have with you … destroys them

Faraam- Why? .. wasn't I supposed to have access to this body's memories when I got ten fragments?

Acnologia- It's a little more complex than that... the ancient gods when they created the system and the reincarnated, they needed a way to control these 'pawns', with that the gods created the memory fragments, when a player consumes ten fragments ended up to be controlled … he will become a slave of the gods…

Faraam hearing this was a little shocked…

Faraam- I almost…

Acnologia- Yes, one more fragment and you would have turned into an emotionless monster…again…

Faraam- Again? Impossible… it's the first time I'm a gamer…

The blue haired man laughed at what he heard…

Acnologia- Faraam, haven't you been having strange dreams?

Faraam- On second thought, I just had a weird dream the other day...

Acnologia- ONLY ONE?

Faraam- Yes … I usually smoke a good 'tea' to help me sleep …. I sleep like a baby…

Acnologia- 'MY ME '

Acnologia- …That dream you had is part of the process of recovering memories… of your past …

Faraam- How so past?

Acnologia- It may be hard to believe …but you were the original Nameless King … and this body you now inhabit is your original …

Faraam- ….

Acnologia- You died during the dragons' war against the gods and your father Gwyn … at least that's what is thought, but you survived a little longer after the war

Unconsciously Faraam's body shivered all over when he heard this name coming out of the dragon god's mouth…

Faraam- Shit… what a headache…

Acnology- …

Faraam- Since I'm here… what is the abyss, Acnologia?

Acnologia- This is easy to answer, summarizing the abyss is a way to corrupt worlds and convert this corruption into power for the ancient gods this method was created by the war god Kratos…

Faraam- K.K.KK-KRATOS?

Acnologia- Yes.

Faraam- ' fuck… '

Faraam- I assume Kratos is strong…

Acnologia- Very Strong … I doubt ten thousand gods could even harm him …

Faraam- '… these gods must draw power from the ass that can only be it '

Faraam started scratching his head as he looked up at the sky…

Acnologia- One more thing…

Faraam- Is there more?

Acnologia- There is a gigantic wall of mist that surrounds this continent … this wall can only be crossed with a sunstone that at the moment there are only two, but none of them are on this continent …

Faraam- I've never heard of this wall...

Acnologia- It is normal since it is located more than three thousand kilometers from the continental coast …

Faraam- But why are you telling me this… dragon god?

Acnologia- I want you to kill the continental level boss that will appear on this continent in seven or eight years…

Faraam- And what do I get out of it?

Acnologia- Killing this ancient guardian of this continent that has been corrupted by the abyss you will obtain your original memories…

Faraam- … I'll think about it …

Acnologia- I have nothing more to say … and it looks like you have to go home…

Said the dragon god with a smile on his face…

Faraam didn't understand until he felt a pop inside his head…

Faraam- ' The stone… the time has come….'

System- 'Are you nervous player?'

Faraam- 'Yes… has never in my life …'

Acnologia- Good luck Mr. Faraam…

The god then snapped his fingers and Faraam disappeared from the spot…

Acnologia- He's still pretty funny... too bad he forgot that I can hear other people's thoughts...

From inside the small wooden house that was behind the dragon god a female voice echoed…

???- Dear lunch is ready…

Acnologia- I'm on my way…

Kian capital

Faraam appeared in front of a room with several doctors going in and out of it, the man mentally thanked the god who took the trouble to teleport him...

One of the doctors who saw Faraam standing and looking at the commotion approached the man who was about to have a son or daughter…

Doctor- Sir Faraam …

Faraam- How -

Doctor- One of the butlers broke a stone as Mrs. Arthuria had instructed if she couldn't and you showed up … and right now the queen is in the process of giving birth, I recommend that you wait a bit, when we can, we'll call you …

The white-haired man just nodded his head and leaned against one of the walls of the hallway the bedroom was connected to…

The doctor entered the room…

Minutes passed and the doctor came out again with a smile on his face...

Doctor- It seems that you … can enter the place …

Faraam did not understand why the man stopped mid-sentence, but he paid no attention to this action and went into the room where Arthuria was...

Faraam started to approach his beloved, but with each step he took the man turned whiter… in Arthuria's arms there were two children…

Faraam approached Arthuria and kissed the same …

Arthuria- I see you made it back in time my love…

Said the woman in a weak voice and with a little tiredness in her eyes...

The doctor was standing next to Faraam with a smile…

Doctor- You have two beautiful daughters … it is not common to see many twins … but it is a sign that they will have a good life and will accomplish great things …

Said the man as he left the place...

Arthuria was looking at Faraam and the woman waved to the man to pick up his daughters…

Faraam took the two children with all the care in the world, one of the children had golden eyes and white hair and the other had blue eyes and golden hair…

The white haired man was happy, for the first time in a long time he felt genuine happiness to the point that some tears ran down his face…

The man caressed the two children very carefully…

Faraam- I promise that I will never let anything bad happen to you…

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TO BE CONTINUED...