Lara will be the ally of the stupidity.

07:35am

"Blah, blah, blah."

The idiot has been lecturing me for an hour, but as I want to eat my breakfast in peace, that instead of listening to him, I concentrate on my corn flakes. Actually, I have to admit that they don't taste that good but there are some nice gifts in the packages and that's why I choose this brand. They're a bit insipid, but I...

"Why, insipid like a shoe sole? I wouldn't want to be unpleasant Mister who stinks, however, I have to tell you that sometimes your rotten jokes make only yourself laugh."

"Lara, you listen to what I tell you!"

"Eat slower, Mister who stinks, otherwise you'll stain your hairs again."

"What the hell was going through your head for blah, blah, blah, blah... You don't listen to anything, do you?"

This communist was a hard and heartless man, my capture proves that he was very good at counter-espionage. Tonight I will go back there and finish the job by breaking all the lights in his garden so that my colleagues can launch their final assault.

"Lara, what's that bad smile? You're not thinking of a new stupidity to do, isn't it??"

Oops,I betrayed myself. A good spy has to be able to hide his emotions even when he's eating his corn flakes.

"Of course not, what do you take me for, you idiot? I was just thinking about the gift that sleeps quietly inside my cereal package. I wonder what it is? A unicorn, a pegasus, a princess, a donkey, huhuhu, I can't wait to get it. Oh, speaking of donkey, by the way, where is Linsey?"

His professional stare goes right through me. I have to resist at all costs where my cover as a nice, well-behaved little girl will be shattered.

"Hmm? Linsey is finishing up a job but don't worry too much, she'll be ready soon. Finish your corn flakes, we're leaving in ten minutes."

"Muuu, grrrrrr, trame, trame."

09h15am

The car is parked in front of a very high building with at least that many floors than that.

When I get down, I see my last name high up on this building.

I guess the idiot's office must be on this floor though, or, he's such a show-off, he may have had it put up yesterday to impress me.

Linsey is a little too insistent on giving me her hand so that I don't get lost and nobody hits me.

At first I don't want to, but it's true that this place is a real anthill and considering that I'm just a tiny little ant, I reluctantly accept.

It's very modern here, like in our house of, of, Bravaly?

Yes, this is how Linsey calls the green city.

Well, something like this.

Oh but, the idiot is very well known in this building. He has a lot of fans here too.

The more I think about it, the more I wonder what all these people see in him. But it's not so strange in the end because they are all dressed like him so I think it's a kind of chic cosplay club.

"Elevator goes up and up and up and 1 and 2. Elevator goes up and up and up and 3 and 4. Elevator goes up and up and up and 5..."

Linsey twists hesrself a little. She leans towards me with a kind of bored look on her face.

"Young miss, we're not alone and I think your pretty little song is bothering the gentlemen behind us."

I turn around and I see three suits that look a little angry but when they see me smiling, they lose their expression of anger.

"Elevator goes up and up and up and 6..."

Ah, the idiot is going to scold me.

"Lara, please calm down, my angel."

Floor 42! Finally free, I run out of this giant tin can as soon as its doors open but suddenly I rise to heaven.

"Youhoo, I'm a bird. I'm flying. I flyyyyy."

The idiot who took me in his arms, sighs for a reason unknown to me. Anyway, this idiot is never happy.

"Lara, please, honey, be good. Linsey, can you hold her hand please."

"Of course mister. Come young miss, I'll show you the offices."

Oh, so Linsey's been here before?

All these desks are boring, I can look but I can't to talk loudly. I'm allowed to listen from a distance, but I must not touch...

Quickly, a great idea quickly to get out of this ordeal.

I know!

"Linsey, I have to pee a lot."

"Young miss, watch your words. So let's go, I'll enjoy it too. We're not far from the bathroom, can you hold it?"

I nod my head and then I look around and see an interesting place.

Indeed, it was not so far because not even a minute later we enter the ladies' room.

I adopt my innocent expression and pretend to wisely close the door and as soon as de Linsey closes hers, without a sound, I discreetly slip out of the room.

Finally free of the glue ball, Linsey...

Linsey is kind enough for a straight skirt but she is more sticky than a chewing gum stuck in the hair.

Without wasting a second, I run away towards a place which will be more fun.

" Goal spotted Mister who stinks. Let's hide behind this big plant. Here near the big printer. See that? It's just like at Mommy's work, we'll hear lots of interesting things."

First victim for Lara, found. This blonde woman who keeps moving her nose, seems to be a good prey to start.

"My husband was no longer satisfying me sexually, so for the past two months I have had a very intense relationship with Tony in the legal department. What a man..."

"Fufufu."

"Did you say something? No? Strange, I thought I heard a voice. You saw the time. If we don't go back to our office immediately, that scum Terron will yelling at us again."

This 50-year-old man in a suit who's laughing stupidly will probably be fun to listen to, too.

"And then I said to him. So take the bus."

"Fufufu."

"I think I'm tired, I hear voices. Can't wait for my next vacation."

Oh, look at Mister Who stinks, this pretty young woman seems to me quite dizzy. Quick, let's go behind the coffee machine.

"Yeah, you know, but no, 'cause, you know, I only smoke marijuana for medicinal purposes, you know. You know, my doctor's a trendsetter, you know, and you know, he told me as long as I didn't overdose, you know, it couldn't hurt me, you know. Wow, too monstrous!"

"Fufufu."

"Whaaa, monstrous, you know! That nasty bad sound trip I just had, you know! Shit, you know, I think I smoked too much this morning, you know. You know, I need a joint fast, monstrous."

I don't think this mean-looking young man is very honest. What do you say, Mister who stinks. That's what I was thinking too. Shhh, you're preventing me from hearing what this suspicious young man is saying, so shut up, Mister who stinks.

"Hello, Mister Elliot, this is William Grants. Please avoid this joke, I hear it twenty times a day. Yes, I have had access to the accounting but unfortunately only the one from last month. How did I get it, is not important. Yes, of course I corrected the bookkeeping entry and then make up it so that Prescott and his partners would be in trouble but, this concerns only this company and only the past month. I understand and I will try to do better mister. I have to hang up because I have a meeting with them right now. That's it, goodbye. What a jerk, this guy."

I didn't understand everything, however, something in the back of my memory done, beep, beep.

Even though it bothers me to admit it, if the idiot has problems then Mommy will certainly be very sad and that I don't want.

"Mister who stinks, if we want Mommy to be happy, although it will be very painful and I may regret it for the rest of my life, I don't think I have a choice. Just this once, I will be the idiot's ally. Yes, Lara will be the ally of the stupidity."