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Re:Zero Shitty Fanfiction!

Natsuki Subaru doesn't fucking know where he is so he decides to explore this place because he has nothing else to do. This story is not meant to mock or inspire anyone or the creator. This fanfiction is just here to be here.

Vivalavistamia · อะนิเมะ&มังงะ
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36 Chs

Emilia is bad at talking to children.

Aqua.

"Hey there little girl, you have 10 seconds to respond to me, when I ask you a question, alright?"

Emilia kneels down to match the height of the girl.

"Listen here, you look suspicous, hand over my Insignia or I'll cut your fingers and force you to eat them until you are chewing on your own bones, If you don't hand something that belongs to me in the next 10 seconds!"

...

The girl starts crying even more.

Emilia pulls out a knife

but

Subaru barges in and shows both of the girls the coin in his hand.

"Look at the coin! See this coin?

I'm going to make this coin dissapear! Faster than the twin towers collapsing!"

Emilia:

"The Twin what?"

Subaru does his skit and, Wala! The coin has dissapeard.

The girl is surprised having her mouth opened and eyes widen.

Emilia:

"Why are you better at making people smile? When I try my best to make someone smile, they always run or just be scared all the time."

Subaru:

"From what I rememeber, I heard that threats don't count as confrontation."

Emilia:

"It doesn't???"