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'How did I end up here?' I thought as I gazed into my unfamiliar surroundings. 'Last thing I remember was...writing a fanfiction, then...'

Sounds of glass shattering and a gust of wind flashed through my brain.

'Ah Right...I have been... Meteored'

'if that is even a word...' I chuckled, Why wasn't it on the news, it was I just noticed it at the last second, before I just decided to hell with it, and continued reading without worry.'

I glanced around. ' Really cool, and anime like world...3d pictures... I am in what appears to be an...I don't know actually, but it is a room full of kids.

"Fuck,' I sighed depressed, 'why did it have to be the day after I had just graduated from college? I was just about to start my life, truly.'

(1 Week later)

'Naruto....I am Naruto...Are you fucking kidding me?'

They were speaking in a language I didn't understand. But when an old man came to visit. I instantly recognized him as Hiruzen Sarutobi.

I was shocked, but when he called me by my name, as he spoke to me, 'Naruto' I wanted to cry

Naruto is an oppressed person with the entire village after him, because he holds the title demon, danzo has manipulated everyone into thinking I am a demon so he can have better chances of making me a weapon.

That is cannon. But ever since I came into Naruto, Cannon is thrown right out the window, I am probably going to deal with the most horrible childhood anyone could ever deal with.

I don't have a system or any special power to my advantage other than...the demon, who is probably not willing to cooperate with me.

I could only hope that this is not like those fan fictions I have read, where Naruto is beaten to death, and assassinated. I shuddered just by thinking about them.

(1 year later)

I am in the orphanage. Similar to cannon yep, already the caretaker is looking at me with extreme loathing, forgetting to feed me, and at many times having a rude attitude when I am crying.

I have to act like a normal baby ya know. People will get suspicious

It kind of made me feel uncomfortable, as I am not used to this level of hatred being aimed at me.

(4 years later)

"Get out you demon!"

"What? but All I did was-"

"Get... out!" The caretaker quite literally grabbed me and through me out of out door I landed on my ass with my legs sprawled out. She slammed the door shut.

I could understand bits of what she was saying, but not everything, I understood get out perfectly though.

"Asshole." I mumbled in English. "Naruto is a saint for having to deal with this crap for so long and still want to protect this village."

"And now I am homeless," I sighed, "wonderful."

I got up and dusted the dust off of my leg. "I really do hope this isn't like the fanfic's otherwise I am screwed," I sighed.

6 months later

I am still Alive, thank god, I am incredibly skinny weak, I had to eat out of garbage the scraps of peoples foods, oh the humiliation has long since left me I simply didn't care about anything but trying to survive.

I am met with extreme loathing, and I am ignored like I don't exist when I get near practically anyone.

It's no wonder Naruto became an attention hogger. It is either that or he would practically go insane, as he is but a child.

I wonder how long it will take for the hokage to notice I have been kicked out of the orphanage.

1 year later.

"Fuck Fuck Fuck I am in a fanfiction universe!" I screamed as I dodged a knife that embedded the side of where I was just at. I was being chased by a mob of civilians and shinobi's alike. "How am I still faster than them? I never understood that in cannon either, how Naruto outran trained shinobi.

"You can't Run forever you demon brat!" A civilian shouted from the mob. I turned to the left and dashed through the streets before he saw a crack through the wall, big enough to fit in it.

"Where did he go!" Another one asked

"Spread out..." Another I recognized as Mizuki's voice, how did I recognize his voice after so long...I don't know, but that scene was pretty Iconic, and it was engraved into my brain when I started watching Naruto.

Once the crowd dispersed I sighed, I really should get out of here. Why did it have to be a fanfiction universe