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QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!

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Ch70 - Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong (8)

As expected, Pavilion Master Ye and House Master Tang refused to leave Nanshan. Gou Liang also had a few more people watching over him.

Two days later, the leader of the Northern Plains Sword Sect, who was the furthest away, also came with his wife, daughter, son-in-law, and the new talents of the sect. This year's Wulin Tournament immediately attracted more attention.

On the day of the opening ceremony, Gou Liang heard a few cheerful shouts from the audience amidst the warm drumming.

He looked over and saw that there was indeed a betting pool outside the venue.

Yue Qian explained to him, "That's the betting pool opened by the Bai Xiao Lou. The odds aren't low. Do you want to play?"

Gou Liang was disinterested. "You're not going to fight. What does it have to do with me whether the others win or lose?"

Yue Qian laughed.

Many people were surprised that he wasn't on the list. After all, with Yue Qian's age, it wouldn't be a problem for him to participate in two more Wulin Tournaments. However, his martial arts were no longer comparable to these young heroes. Head Situ might not be able to win against his disciple even if he used all his strength, let alone them.

Crazy Dazzler Situ Changtian was now hiding his strength. After all, it was a good thing to show off a little, but if he showed off too much, he would be a threat.

Zhu Fengyi felt quite regretful. "I originally wanted to ask Junior Martial Brother Yue for advice, but I didn't expect that I wouldn't be able to."

For him, who was over 25 years old, this would be his last time participating in the Wulin Tournament.

He Cong, who already had no chance to participate, was optimistic. "It's easy to ask Junior Martial Brother Yue for advice. Would Junior Martial Brother Yue refuse us? Why don't we wait until the tournament is over and the three of us have a fight? There's no need to make it as grand as the Wilderness Desert. How about Nanshan's Giant Rock Peak? "

The first disciples of various sects who were well-informed all joined in. As the host, Yue Qian naturally accompanied them to the end.

The fights were arranged according to age. Not everyone was like Yue Qian five years ago, who was the first to fight and won first place in the tournament. Therefore, these young people's martial arts were limited.

They were not showy and impractical, nor were they deliberately provocative. They were all courteous and did their best, but it was also very boring.

Gou Liang was cracking melon seeds every time. Soon, he would fall asleep on Yue Qian's arm.

On the first day, a boy's sword was sent flying in his direction. He was immediately alerted. When he saw Yue Qian easily block the flying sword with his hand, his eyes dimmed. Gou Liang made a mental note of this.

Over the next few days, there were more sudden occurrences, but he never woke up again. Even though his body was still involuntarily tense at the beginning, in the end, he slept so soundly that even the sound of drums could not wake him up.

He was trying his best to trust and rely on Yue Qian.

Yue Qian saw this and was moved.

Gou Liang's sleeping area had already become a scenic spot in the martial arts competition. Especially since the omniscient Bai Xiaosheng had publicized this beauty's identity and appearance, it had attracted a lot of people's curiosity.

However, they never had the chance to see Gou Liang's sleeping face.

Every time this happened, Yue Qian would use his folding fan to shield him from the light, and at the same time, cover his beautiful face.

On this day, Gou Liang finally could not sleep anymore. He said that he wanted to walk around and then come back.

Yue Qian waited for a long time but did not see him. He went to look for him, only to see him hiding behind the rockery with a cold expression. He did not even notice his arrival.

Yue Qian frowned and listened attentively.

In a pavilion not far from the rockery, the wife of the head of the Beiyuan Sect and the head of the Sanskrit Pavilion were talking.

Outsiders thought that the eldest son, Ye Yu, had died because of Xia Xinya, so the Xia and Ye families would be hostile. However, in reality, the two of them were very close.

At this time, Mr. Xia was saying, "If it weren't for what happened that year, Ya'er and Ye Gui would have been married seven years ago. I'm afraid that the child would be running and jumping by now. I didn't expect that in order to complete the marriage agreement between Ya'er and Ye Gui, I would end up killing Yu'er … I regret it. "

"The people who killed my son were Bao Shi and Bao Jiu. You don't have to blame yourself. Although Bao Shi is dead, one day I will kill Bao Jiu with my own hands and avenge my son! "

Head Ye's eyes were also filled with tears, but his tone was still steady. He asked, "When I sent you the letter that day, did you pay close attention to the child? Could she be …?"

Mr. Xia shook his head, "I looked at his bones. He is indeed not a woman. However, just based on this point alone, it cannot prove that he is Ye Gui. If you insist on investigating, I have another method. "

"What is it?"

"I remember that Ye Gui has a birthmark on the back of his shoulder. It is light on the inside and black on the outside. It is shaped like a hole. There is no difference."

Head Ye began to think about how to confirm the birthmark. After a while, someone came to invite Mr. Xia, and the two of them left.

Only then did Yue Qian step forward. His tall figure covered Gou Liang. He asked in a low voice, "Do you still remember that you had a marriage agreement with Xia Xinya? That was why you went to Mount Mo Xie that day. You wanted to stop the marriage. Is that right? "

There was no emotion in his voice, which was already the strongest emotion he could muster.

Gou Liang was thinking about what the two of them had said. He pressed his hand on the back of his shoulder and seemed to be thinking. Hearing this, he put his hand down and said coldly, "So what if I am?"

Yue Qian clenched his fists, "Do you care about Xia Xinya in your heart?"

Even when he was being chased by the Left Protector of the Demon Sect, he still insisted on going to Mount Mo Xie just to see Xia Xinya? Could it be that he once had feelings for Lady Xia?

"Are you questioning me?"

Gou Liang's cold eyes looked into his deep eyes. The coldness in his eyes made Yue Qian's heart palpitate. He denied, "No … forget it. It's all in the past. She is now the daughter-in-law of the Mo family. She has nothing to do with you."

Gou Liang said, "I looked at her appearance. She is still a virgin. I think that Mo Guanju must have been too ashamed to see others after being cut in that place. That's why he has not consummated his marriage — — "

"You are very observant of her!" Yue Qian was exasperated, and he said furiously, "Even if that's the case, you're already my, Yue Qian's, fiancée, and it's impossible for you to have any relationship with her!"

His words were harsh, but Gou Liang laughed instead.

Yue Qian came back to his senses and regretted his bad attitude. Gou Liang wrapped his arms around his waist and said, "Hero Yue, you were very awe-inspiring just now. But — — I like it."

Yue Qian saw him like this and sighed in relief. He hugged him and asked in a muffled voice, "That day, you wanted to find her and tell her your identity. Did you have any thoughts of marrying her?"

Gou Liang sneered. He mocked and disdainfully, "Who does she think she is? I was just curious. She cursed two husbands to death, but there are still people who can't forget her. What kind of national beauty is she? I didn't expect to be so disappointed. She is so ugly. She is not even half as good looking as you. "

Yue Qian laughed, "Since you said so, I will believe you."

"You still dare to doubt me?"

Gou Liang pinched his waist and teased him, "There was a strong smell of jealousy just now. Did you smell it, Hero Yue?"

Yue Qian did not deny it, "I don't allow anyone to use your name in front of their title."

"Except you?"

"Yes, except me."

Gou Liang smiled and kissed him. He said, "Look at my shoulder. Is there really a birthmark like she said?"

Yue Qian slightly unbuttoned his collar and looked behind his shoulder. He saw a birthmark, but it was much more beautiful than what Mr. Xia had described. He lowered his head and kissed Gou Liang's birthmark. His scalding hot lips and tongue imprinted on it, causing Gou Liang's entire body to tremble and his heart to itch. He turned his head and smiled. "If I shout 'molestation' right now, will a lecher like you be expelled from the sect?"

Yue Qian took an inch and wanted a mile. He kissed his neck from behind his shoulder and then sucked on his earlobe. He said in a hoarse voice, "I love my beloved wife. What does it have to do with them?"

Gou Liang glared at him. He was getting more and more shameless. He pulled his clothes tighter and asked him about the birthmark.

Yue Qian hugged him from behind and kissed the dimple on his left cheek, saying, "It is not as ugly as she said. In my opinion, the shape is more like … your dimple."

"Hmm?"

Gou Liang was a little surprised. He reached back and touched the birthmark that was still wet with his blood.

Yue Qian lowered his head and kissed his fingers and then his dimple. It was as if he couldn't get enough of kissing. He praised, "Xiao Kener … is very beautiful."

Gou Liang's heart softened. He turned his head and kissed him. He felt a hard object against his tailbone and couldn't help but raise his butt to rub against it. Yue Qian gasped for air and held onto his waist to prevent him from moving. His kisses suddenly became more urgent. Gou Liang was restless. He reached out to touch that place. He knew how pure and absolute Yue Qian's love and hatred were. Based on his current affection for him, that pure soul power must be delicious.

Yue Qian's whole body trembled. He suddenly held his hands and turned him around.

He held his wrists above his head with one hand and circled his waist with the other. He pressed him against the rock of the fake mountain and kissed him deeply.

"Oh … Yue Qian …"

The rich papaya fragrance and the sweet and full taste made him intoxicated.

Gou Liang was completely under his control. Yue Qian's heart beat violently. It was as if the shackles of a ferocious beast in his heart had broken and suddenly pounced out. He kissed more and more hurriedly and more forcefully. He was even more unsatisfied as he kissed Gou Liang's neck. "Ye Gui, Ye Gui …"

"Don't call me that … hmm … I want to hear something else."

"Xiao Kener."

Yue Qian called out this name without thinking. It was as if it had been engraved in his heart.

Gou Liang's eyes were covered with a layer of mist. He kissed his lips gently but fiercely. They stuck out their tongues and quickly entered each other's mouths. Yue Qian's palms were burning hot. He could not control himself and moved down. In the end, he could not resist the temptation. He pressed his hands on the soft buttocks. After struggling for a while, he began to rub unscrupulously.

"Ah, Yue Qian …"

"Xiao Kener, I can't help it."

He sealed Gou Liang's lips again, forcing him to gasp for breath. He could not refuse his rough touch.

[Ding, mission progress bar has been upgraded. Current mission progress: 3%!]

In the distance, Situ Shuang covered her mouth and nose and ran away.

*

When the competition reached the middle stage, Gou Liang finally became interested.

On the stage, the Sanskrit Music Pavilion was facing the Northern Plains Sword. One person was holding a zither and the other was holding a sword. The sword energy and sound blade collided and created a gust of wind. That person's zither music became more and more passionate. Many of the young disciples with shallow internal energy could not take it and began to feel dizzy and tinnitus. But the person on the stage had a firm will and was not moved at all. He even fought back fiercely.

Gou Liang was watching intently when his line of sight was suddenly blocked by someone.

Seeing that it was Situ Shuang, he withdrew his cold gaze. He did not expect that before he could speak, Situ Shuang would angrily glare at Yue Qian. She scolded, "You, how can you be so careless!"

Eh?

Gou Liang and Yue Qian were both surprised. Even Situ Bai and the others looked over.

Situ Shuang fiercely glared at Yue Qian. Gou Liang wanted to ask Yue Qian what this little girl had been stimulated for her to be so incoherent today. No, he had noticed a few days ago that Situ Shuang was always spying on them. He thought that she was looking at Yue Qian, but now it seemed that was not the case. But she grabbed his hand and said with concern and worry, "Big sister Ye, no, sister in law, you can't stay here anymore. Come with me!"

Eh???

Gou Liang, "Yue Qian."

Situ Shuang did not say anything else and forcefully pulled him away. Yue Qian wanted to stop her, but she thought of something and silently sat back down.

Gou Liang followed Situ Shuang all the way back to the inner courtyard. She sat him down and asked, "Sister in law, are you feeling unwell?"

Gou Liang touched his stomach that Situ Shuang was staring at, not knowing what was going on.

Situ Shuang's eyes suddenly filled with tears. She held his hand and said, "Sister in law, don't be afraid. You'll be fine."

Gou Liang, "… … Little girl, are you okay?"

Situ Shuang shook her head and firmly said, "I'm fine. I will take good care of you in the future, sister in law!"

Saying this, she took out a bottle of medicine and poured out a pill for Gou Liang. She forced it into his hand and said, "Sister in law, eat one first. I'll go get you some water."

Gou Liang strangely put the pill under his nose and smelled it. Then — —

His entire face froze.

Grabbing Situ Shuang, Gou Liang coldly asked, "Who gave you this medicine?"

Situ Shuang's eyes were red as she said, "Sister in law, I secretly caught a few doctors at the foot of the mountain and had them make it. It's very effective. Don't worry and eat it."

"So," Gou Liang took a deep breath and said through gritted teeth, "Why do I need to take medicine to prevent pregnancy!!"

Situ Shuang saw that he had seen through her and did not hide it anymore. She said, "Sister in law, I saw it that day. Eldest Senior Brother is a bastard. You already … … He still did that to you! He's worse than an animal! "

Situ Shuang's birth mother was not in good health but unexpectedly became pregnant with her. She was weak after giving birth and died young.

Even though no one had mentioned this in front of her, the sensitive Situ Shuang had finally discovered the truth. From then on, a knot had been buried in her heart. Now, the more pain and worry she felt for Gou Liang, the more anger she felt towards Yue Qian.

Gou Liang also knew that she had accidentally seen him and the Yue Qian kissing behind the fake mountain, but — — "What does that have to do with you giving me this stupid thing!"

Situ Shuang said, "Sister in law, don't panic. I know. A few days ago, you were so sleepy. The doctor said that it must be a symptom of pregnancy — — "

Gou Liang used his strength and crushed the pill in his hand.

Situ Shuang was stared at by his murderous eyes and froze for a moment. She completely forgot what she was going to say.

Gou Liang took a deep breath and took another deep breath — — Finally, he could not help but explode on the spot!

"Yue! Qian!!!! "

He shouted. Yue Qian, who was far away in the martial arts arena, trembled and suddenly flew towards the inner courtyard at a speed that could not be seen with the naked eye!

Situ Changtian and the others had strong inner strength so they naturally heard it, but it was inconvenient for them to leave. Facing the curious gazes of the other leaders, Situ Changtian gave his son a look and told him to quickly follow and take a look.

"Xiao Kener!"

Yue Qian crashed into the door and before he could get close, Gou Liang kicked him in the knee!

Gou Liang went berserk. "You! Now! Immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Throw this stinky girl out of my line of sight! For three days, no, for five days, don't let me see her again! Otherwise, I will braise, steam, and boil her. I will let her die with a sense of rhythm!! "

Yue Qian: "Xiao Kener, what's wrong — —"

Gou Liang forced himself to close his eyes, "When I open my eyes and see her again, I will immediately strangle her to death!!!"

Yue Qian looked at the trembling and pale Situ Shuang, then looked at Gou Liang who was trembling with anger. He felt anxious and quickly threw Situ Shuang to Situ Bai, who was following behind them, and shouted, "Take her away!"

He then hurriedly hugged Gou Liang and comforted him, "What's wrong, did she say something outrageous? Xiao Kener, don't be angry. Tell me, I will definitely punish her! "

Gou Liang bit his chest and ground his teeth to vent his anger.

— — A girl who can get pregnant with a kiss, why don't you go to heaven!!

On the other side, Situ Bai did not stop until he brought his sister to the foot of Nanshan Mountain. Only then did he dare to take a breath and said, "Aiyo, my little ancestor, don't cry. You, how did you provoke Miss Ye?!"

"I, I meant well …"

Situ Shuang sobbed.

At this time, she was extremely weak and was very honest. She told her brother how she saw through her eldest senior brother's beastly behavior, how she was sure that Gou Liang was pregnant, how she was afraid that the sound attack would startle the baby, and how she persuaded Gou Liang to take the pregnancy stabilizing medicine.

Situ Bai, "…"

Situ Bai took a deep breath, "Little sister, this is all I can help you with. You're on your own now."

Situ Shuang saw that he was about to run away, so she threw herself at him and cried out heartbreakingly, "Brother!"

Situ Bai, "…" I also want to cry. If I know too much, I will be silenced!

Not long after, Yue Qian, who heard the story from Situ Bai, was silent for a long time before saying, "Did you tell a fifth person about this?"

Situ Bai shook his head like a drum.

Yue Qian slowly exhaled and said with a serious expression, "Keep your little junior sister's mouth under control. Don't let anyone else know, not even master. Otherwise … Ye Gui won't kill, but he will definitely make you wish you were dead. "

Situ Bai trembled and nodded his head like he was pounding garlic.

After walking out of the room, Yue Qian couldn't help but laugh. To be able to force Xiao Kener into such a situation, his little junior sister really … shocked everyone with a single brilliant feat.