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QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!

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The Silver Masked Shadow Guard ignored the shock and walked to Song Fei, half kneeling, "I'm late, young master, please punish me."

When Song Fei saw him, he forgot the fear in his heart and angrily said, "Where the hell did you go!"

After scolding him, he sensed something was wrong. His lips trembled as he scolded, "Who, who told you to appear now, idiot! Get out, get out right now! "

The Silver Masked Shadow Guard stood up, but someone blocked his way.

The Star Moon Palace disciple said, "What's going on now, are you two not going to explain?"

"Move."

The Silver Masked Shadow Guard said coldly.

Gradually, the crowd came back to their senses and found that the Silver Masked Shadow Guard's voice was exactly the same as Song Fei's.

"What's going on?"

"Could there be two Song Feis in this world?"

"Look carefully. One of them has mediocre martial arts, while the other has excellent martial arts."

"Could it be …"

The crowd discussed. The Silver Masked Shadow Guard used his internal energy to push the Star Moon Palace disciple away, but was blocked by another person.

Lou Yuqing looked at him, then at Song Fei, and said calmly, "Take off your mask."

No matter what, he was someone she had spent time with. When the Silver Masked Shadow Guard appeared, Lou Yuqing had a feeling.

But she still didn't want to believe it.

Song Fei quickly stepped forward, "Qing Er, what are you doing, let's leave here first."

He reached out to pull Lou Yuqing, but the latter dodged.

Lou Yuqing looked at the Silver Masked Shadow Guard and said sternly, "I told you to take off your mask!"

The Silver Masked Shadow Guard was still silent. Lou Yuqing stepped forward and took off his mask.

What entered her eyes was the ugly birthmark around the Shadow Guard's eyes. Lou Yuqing was frightened and took two steps back.

The Shadow Guard's eyes were filled with sadness, and he was about to use his qinggong to leave.

It was easy for him to leave, he just wanted to confirm if she could accept him. Now, it seemed that was his wishful thinking.

"Stop!"

Lou Yuqing let out a mournful cry.

She grabbed the Shadow Guard's sleeve and looked at him, then at Song Fei, "What's going on, what's going on? Explain it, explain it to me! "

Seeing that the situation was out of control, the head of the Lou Family wanted to stop the fight, but no one in Jianghu wanted to miss such a good show.

The Palace Master of Star Moon Palace was the first to speak, "This is really strange. To think that this silver-masked man looks so similar to Song Fei. Just which one is the young master of Martial Union? I'm really confused. "

Someone immediately echoed, "That's right. Young Hero Song, why don't you tell us and give us an explanation? "

"This, this …"

Song Fei was out of his wits. He subconsciously looked towards the Dark Guard, his eyes full of pleading.

The secret guard sneered in his heart, but he only turned his head and covered his ugly face with the mask again.

Lou Clan Head saw that the matter could no longer be hidden and could only say, "Song Fei, you are related to this person. Also, where did your martial arts come from? "

Song Fei, "Grandpa Lou, I, I …"

He didn't dare to speak the truth, and he didn't know how to justify himself. He stuttered, and his face was full of fear. There was no trace of his usual elegance.

Lou Clan Head saw the situation and understood the gist of it. He took a deep breath and looked at the secret guard held by his granddaughter, "You tell us."

The secret guard said, "Shadow only listens to the young master's orders. Please forgive me, Old Lou."

"What a loyal servant. Good, good …"

Lou Yuqing laughed out loud and let go of the secret guard's sleeve. She had already lost her mind from the huge blow.

She snatched the sword from the eldest disciple of Star Moon Palace and pointed at the two of them, "You, and you. How dare you make a fool out of me. How dare you! "

"Qing 'er, don't be crazy. Let's talk when we get back!"

Song Fei still wanted to restrain Lou Yuqing, but Lou Yuqing was a direct descendant of the Lou Clan. She had pride in her bones. How could she swallow her anger?

She forced Song Fei back with her sword and then cried and laughed, "What a great hero Song. You can't even beat a weak girl like me!"

Lou Yuqing then said to the secret guard, "What about you? Do you dare to fight with me? "

The secret guard shook his head, "Kill me. I won't fight with you."

"Kill you?" Lou Yuqing laughed out loud, "No, I won't kill you. You caused me to be like this … I tell you, I hate you. I will never forgive you! "

As she spoke, she actually stabbed her own stomach with her sword.

She was so looking forward to their wedding. She even had illicit sex before the wedding and had a baby.

But now, how could she face her clan? How could she give birth to such a bastard …

"Qing 'er!"

"No!"

Song Fei and the secret guard rushed up at the same time. The latter pushed Song Fei away. Lou Yuqing's mouth was overflowing with blood. She smiled in despair.

"You, have always been here, haven't you? You, have always been watching … haven't you? To you, what am I, am I … what am I? "

She died unwillingly in the secret guard's hands.

The secret guard was in pain, roaring silently.

He regretted it.

If he knew that the person Lou Yuqing loved was him, he would never use such an extreme method …

But what was the use of regretting?

The secret guard raised his hand and was about to slap his own head to end his life.

A gust of wind from a palm stopped him.

The swordsman who had been watching from the side finally appeared. He looked at the crowd and said, "Shadow Moon Pavilion has a rule. If a mother has twins, one must go. Lady Song is the direct disciple of Shadow Moon Pavilion. She violated the sect rules and deceived the world, committing such a crime. Today, I will take these two children away with Lady Song to be judged by the sect. This matter ends here. I hope that no one will create any more trouble. "

Finishing, he left with the secret guard and Song Fei.

A huge matter that shook the Jianghu ended like this. Following the disappearance of the Alliance Leader's wife, the news spread like wildfire in the Jianghu.

Who would have thought that the famous young hero of the Jianghu was a fake! And his mother could be so heartless as to raise her own son as a shadow, to gain face for her eldest son and deceive the world?

And there was nothing in the Jianghu that could not be forgotten. When the new generation of young heroes became popular again and continued to write another romantic story, the secret guard had already been cultivating in Buddhism for tens of years.

When he passed away and ascended to the Heavenly Court, needless to say, he was full of anger and grievance.

Immortal Tian Hua scolded him harshly, "Who is Princess Yao Chi? Don't you know? There are so many women in the world. Why did you have to provoke this one?! "

He had his grandson confined in order to prevent Black Tortoise Temple from taking revenge.

But not long after, Princess Yao Chi also knew of Xuan Xuan's actions. She was so angry that she went to reason with him. Xuan Xuan closed the door and refused to see her. He only sent the annulment letter to the Lord of Heaven's desk.

Only then did the Lord of Heaven know of this child's debt. He reprimanded his daughter but she did not repent. She made a fuss about being with Immortal Tian Zhen. Everyone in the Heavenly Court knew about it. He could only punish her by confining her for a hundred years.

As a result, Tian Zhen's already bad reputation instantly became even worse.

No one in the Nine Heavens would associate with him anymore. He could only drink and have fun with the unruly demons.

[Master, master, look!]

The System was willing to see the scumbag suffer. After Immortal Tian Zhen returned to the Heavenly Court, he often used the System to monitor him.

Who would have thought that it would discover a huge secret!

Gou Liang casually glanced at it. Seeing that it was Tian Zhen smashing his wine cup and shouting for the immortal servants to scram, he withdrew his gaze with disinterest.

"What's so good about him."

[Hehehe, master, did you know? Tian Zhen is impotent!! Haha, it must be because he has been abstaining from meat and praying to Buddha for too long. He is no longer impulsive towards women. This is going to be fun!]

Gou Liang also laughed. "Is that so? That's really interesting."

At this moment, Gou Liang and the System did not know that this scumbag second generation that they had never paid attention to was the biggest villain in the story of the cute little puppy and the Lord of Heaven. He was the cause of all the tragedies …

However, that was a matter for a long time in the future.

The current Gou Liang had a new worry.

— The scholar next door was reciting sour poems again.

Gou Liang sighed. He turned to look at the temple attendant who was dressed in plain clothes. The attendant was twirling an incense stick. He was completely focused on it and was even reciting something.

… Do you have to get so into character, my dear?

Even Gou Liang could not help but complain about the Lord of Heaven's addiction to drama.

This was the Yue Lao Temple in the mountain city. It was very famous locally. Every time young men and women who wanted to get engaged or test each other would come here to seek sympathy or make a wish under the Yue Lao Tree that they would be fated for three lifetimes. The incense here was very strong.

The Lord of Heaven was the temple attendant here. He had a benevolent face and was very good at tricking young men and women.

His direct disciple — oh, it was the poor scholar who lived next door. Compared to him, he was even better.

This time, the unlucky second generation was a rare person who knew his place. As the successor of the Yue Lao Immortal Palace, he was assigned to do the hard work of matchmaking without complaint. He had been trembling with fear for thousands of years and had never messed up the matchmaking.

When his purple gold string was bitten off by the cute little puppy, he was still fighting on the front line. In the end, he accidentally fell into the red string and was entangled with the marriage string, forming thousands of rotten peach blossoms.

The Yue Lao's tribulation could only help other people's marriages and let the lovers be together.

However, when this unlucky child went down to the mortal world, he didn't even have time to deal with his own rotten peach blossoms. How could he care about the life and death of others?

Therefore, when the Lord of Heaven came here, he adopted this unlucky orphan by his side and let him work in advance under the influence of the environment of the Yue Lao Temple.

The scholar had a pair of peach blossom eyes and was destined to be a romantic. He was very talented at pleasing women.

Being kept by the Lord of Heaven's side, he didn't waste his talent. Since the age of ten, he had been giving advice to those idiots who couldn't get a girl. Nine out of ten times, he succeeded.

After a long time, his reputation spread, and the incense in the Yue Lao Temple became better and better.

The scholar was very proud of what he had done, and his greatest achievement was to train a disciple who had perfectly inherited his skills.

Reciting poems, painting, sweet-talking, seducing, chasing after men, catering to their tastes …

His disciple was already very familiar with all of these. He even had the ability to surpass his master.

Speaking of his talented disciple, he was his master's beloved dog, the cute little puppy!

With a creak, the window was pushed open. A white shadow jumped into the room and landed steadily on the incense table.

"Woof, woof!"

The puppy wagged its tail happily and handed the flower in its paw to the Lord of Heaven. It looked at him with its big watery eyes expectantly.

The Lord of Heaven put down the incense he was making and looked at the soil falling from its paw. He got up and went to find a flower pot. He took the flower and planted it, saying, "Go wash your hands."

The puppy barked and walked around him twice while wagging its tail. When the flower was properly planted, it received a pat on the head and went to wash its hands happily.

The Lord of Heaven watched it leave and shook his head with a smile.

Turning around, he flicked his finger and cast a spell on the flowers and plants that were about to die soon because their roots were injured. He didn't want the puppy to be anxious when the flowers withered.

That's right. The cute little puppy had learned from the sour scholar and used it all on its master.

In the beginning, it wasn't good enough. The stupid puppy caught its favorite pheasant from the mountains and stuffed it in the Lord of Heaven's bed. It hid its favorite gem in the Lord of Heaven's porridge and almost knocked his teeth out. It used its paw to draw its favorite light ball on a piece of white paper and gave it to the Lord of Heaven as a gift …

He had done a lot of things like this.

The Lord of Heaven had a headache because of this, but he couldn't bear to reject the puppy's kindness. During that time, it made a lot of jokes.

Gou Liang laughed and looked for opportunities to say that the puppy was embarrassing.

Who knew that the stupid puppy was so talented in this area. Soon, the silly puppy was online.

In the morning, the puppy licked the Lord of Heaven's forehead. Then it happily ran into the mountains to pick some wild fruits and vegetables and instructed the sour scholar to make breakfast.

During the day, it stayed by the Lord of Heaven's side. It didn't give him ink when he asked for a brush or tea when he asked for water. It played the role of a virtuous and considerate wife perfectly.

It also acted cute and coaxed the little girls to take out money from their wallets to buy useless decorations in the temple. It made a lot of money for the temple. Usually, it saved up small gifts and asked the sour scholar to pawn them to subsidize the family's expenses.

When the summer was hot, it raised its paw and waved a fan tirelessly. When the winter was cold, it turned into a small heater, warming the hands in the day and the bed at night.

Even the sour scholar was touched by its actions.

The cute little puppy always made small surprises for its dear master.

For example, it dipped its paw in ink and wrote a sweet love poem on a piece of paper and put it in his hand.

Or it used its sharp paw to carve a handsome immortal on a piece of wood. A cute little puppy was placed on the bedside so that the Lord of Heaven could see it when he woke up.

It also brought fireflies from a radius of ten miles so that the Lord of Heaven could enjoy the beautiful night view.

Well, there were too many of such things.

The night before, it learned a new love song and sang it affectionately to the Lord of Heaven. It scared the animals in the mountain and they didn't dare to go out until now.

It never got tired of it. The Lord of Heaven also indulged it and praised it.

When there was demand, there was creation. The cute little puppy was no longer satisfied with the sour scholar's unoriginal tricks. It put in a lot of effort to give the Lord of Heaven.

Gou Liang clearly felt that the idiot's IQ had risen sharply since it came here. It was no longer as easy to fool as before.

That night, the Lord of Heaven used the moonlight to reward his beloved pet again.

The cute little puppy, who had always been greedy, wasn't in a hurry to eat. It rolled the moonlight essence into a ball of light and handed it to the Lord of Heaven to eat first as if it was a treasure.

It was still infatuated with the main god's light ball. It thought that it was the most delicious thing in the world and the best thing should be given to its dear Lord of Heaven.

The Lord of Heaven didn't know that it had such high awareness, but it didn't affect the Lord of Heaven's good mood.

"Good boy."

He rubbed the cute little puppy's head and took the ball of light. Under the puppy's admiring gaze, he slowly ate it.

"Woof!"

The puppy was happy. It excitedly made one of the Lord of Heaven and another of itself. The cute little puppy in the moonlight seemed to come alive. It ran around the "Lord of Heaven" and rubbed itself against him intimately.

The Lord of Heaven chuckled and touched the moonlight made of himself.

The "moonlight statue" also came alive. It squatted down and held the "cute little puppy" in its hands.

"Woof, woof!"

The cute little puppy was overjoyed. It pounced on the Lord of Heaven, hugged his face and licked it. Its tail even left afterimages.

It was so happy. The Lord of Heaven chuckled softly. His warm laughter spread far and wide in the night. The flowers that had fallen asleep in the mountain bloomed as if they couldn't contain their joy.

The moonlight's fragrance was even sweeter. The cute little puppy didn't even look at it. It only had eyes for the Lord of Heaven.

[… Master, can you bear to watch?]

The System clicked its tongue.

The puppy even licked the Lord of Heaven's lips. Look at how it coaxed him … Well, it had to admit that this puppy was much better than its master in this aspect.

Usually, it was the Lord of Heaven who coaxed it most of the time.

Gou Liang had practiced the "Indifference to Emotions" technique for ten years. He smiled indifferently and said, "It can't sleep anyway, haha."

The System looked at him angrily.

What's the use of comforting yourself like this? Continue to insult it, Master. Where's your fighting spirit?

Gou Liang glanced at it coldly. Don't think that he didn't know what this stupid System was up to.

It dared to laugh at him. Xiao Si, you've grown up.

The System suddenly felt a chill behind it. It wanted to run, but Gou Liang, who had returned to the Sea of Consciousness, caught it and rubbed it all over.

"Wah, wah, wah. Master, I was wrong …"

The System didn't dare to challenge its master's authority anymore — as if.

The days passed like this. Gou Liang followed the cute little puppy and the Lord of Heaven through reincarnation again and again. He sent away the peach blossom debt of the Lord of Heaven, met the second generation of the God of Death who entered the Dao through killing, and assisted the naughty brat who couldn't recover from the Love Tribulations …

When the last second generation of the God of Death disappeared into the golden light, the Lord of Heaven looked down at his beloved pet who was looking at the Heavenly Dao with a greedy expression and smiled.

"It's time for us to go back."

"Woof?" Go back where?

"Where I should go. Are you willing to go?"

"Woof!"

The puppy nodded without hesitation. It was already as tall as the Lord of Heaven's calf. It jumped up and hugged his neck tightly. Its furry face rubbed against his face.

The Lord of Heaven carried it in his arms like a child and stepped into the Heavenly Realm.

That day in the Nine Heavens, hundreds of birds chirped and phoenixes danced. The red clouds dyed the monotonous white sky.