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QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!

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Another meeting came as scheduled. This time, the colleagues didn't ask Gou Liang about things that they shouldn't be curious about. Instead, they were surprised to see him beaming with happiness.

They had more or less heard some rumors and knew that the client Gou Liang was serving this time was very difficult to please. Many of them were betting on whether their guardian would fall into this pit and not be able to get up again. They didn't expect him to be so relaxed.

"Xiao Do, it looks like your performance bonus this month is going to be far ahead again."

"Do you have any tricks? Hurry up and teach me, Brother Xiao Do. That little ancestor of mine is going to kill me."

"Eh, why do I feel like something's different about you? Xiao Do, you're laughing like a thief. Don't tell me …? "

Someone sensitively sniffed out a different meaning from Gou Liang's "Ten Miles of Spring Breeze".

"Am I?"

Gou Liang laughed foolishly.

Being in love and coughing couldn't be hidden. His happy expression was simply unbearable. The other colleagues who didn't pay attention at first immediately kicked up a fuss. "What's going on? What's going on? Xiao Do, don't tell me something's going on with you?"

Gou Liang laughed. "Zhou Ge, you're talking tongue twisters."

Zhou Ge patted him on the shoulder. "Don't try to fool me with this. Hurry up and tell me the truth!"

Their guardians retired at a very early age. Most of them retired at the age of 35. After all, after getting married and having children, most of them didn't want to involve their family in another extraordinary world. Even if there were people who stayed, they would transfer to logistics, training, or management positions behind the scenes.

Their biggest complaint was that they were busy taking care of their children and didn't have time to flirt with girls or cute boys. They didn't expect Gou Liang to quietly hook up with someone. The resentment of a single dog shouldn't be too sad.

After messing around for a while, seeing that Gou Liang was tight-lipped, they didn't pursue the matter any further. They only said with some regret, "Xiao Do, you're the golden signboard of our firm. If you retire, the director will definitely cry. "

At this time, they never thought that Gou Liang would commit a huge taboo by dating his own clients.

Gou Liang couldn't take it anymore and said, "Alright, alright, the director will be here soon. Be careful not to get your bonus deducted if he hears you."

Everyone laughed when they heard that.

However, it was strange that the director was still nowhere to be seen even after more than ten minutes of the scheduled meeting time. His assistant could not contact him either.

Everyone couldn't help but feel a little worried. This director was different from the previous director who was carefree and approachable. Although he always smiled at people, he had always been strict and conscientious when it came to work. He would never miss such an important meeting for no reason.

However, they did not pursue the matter further and continued to discuss business issues as usual.

It wasn't until they received an emergency recall notice after the meal that they knew that their leader had been attacked by monsters. He barely managed to survive, but his only daughter had been killed. They didn't know what would happen when he woke up.

The deputy director angrily said, "The demons are getting more and more rampant!"

He released the image of the monster that had attacked the director. Gou Liang's sharp eyes discovered that he had seen this monster in the picture of the director's research on sunlight. The monster was very close to his daughter.

At that time, the director should have been aware of it, but he didn't expect it to end up like this.

The deputy director warned with a serious face, "The higher-ups have issued an arrest warrant for this monster, but before he is caught, it's hard to guarantee that he won't do something worse. Everyone should be alert these days. Make sure to wear your ring when you go out, and don't go out of the safe area of the city! Also, remind the little fairy you're guarding not to wander around. If an accident happens, no one can take responsibility. "

As the alliance between the human race and the demon race became closer, the demons no longer swallowed humans as openly as they did at the beginning.

Compared to the united human race and demon race, they had always been independent. Once they were targeted, they would face a full encirclement by the two races. Other demons would not bother to save them, and it would be very disadvantageous to expose their whereabouts.

Of course, part of the reason was that after so many years, they had become picky about the taste of Aura. The taste of the human race who died of fear was not much better than that of the demon race who was hard to swallow. It was precisely because of this that the demon's methods of hunting became more cunning.

After picking a prey that tasted good, they often deceived the human's feelings and attacked them when they were the happiest and least guarded. The director's daughter died here, and in the end, the director did not save his daughter who was deeply trapped in love.

This fact was lamentable.

After leaving the office, everyone went to the entrance of the Fairy University to pick up the students after school. The other offices had obviously received the news, and for a time, the whole street was jammed with cars.

"What happened?"

"Let's talk about it when we get home."

Gou Liang said, pulling Long Yao away from the noisy place. He had the foresight to park the car on another street. The two walked for a while, and when they got in the car and left, the long line of luxury cars behind them had not moved more than a few meters. The headlines of today's city news did not know how to explain this strange scene.

On the way home, Gou Liang explained the situation to Long Yao.

"Director's wife passed away very early, and he doted on his daughter like the apple of his eye. I don't know what will happen in the future … ai."

Sighing with regret, he had a headache and said: "I think Long Yi will cry with you again in a while. I heard that the human who was attacked by the demon will have some kind of mark on their body, making it easier to become the target of the demon. I … … "

"They don't dare to hurt you." Pausing, Long Yao with somewhat malicious expression said: "The demon will only recognize the mark left behind by itself, as for the thing that attacked you, he will not have this opportunity."

Gou Liang opened his mouth, and understood the hidden meaning in his words.

At that time, the human race and demon race had paid a terrible price, but those few demon that had killed the original owner of this body had escaped. But now that Long Yao had said this, he knew that those things had definitely been dealt with.

Gou Liang didn't ask much, only turned around and kissed him, then quickly looked back at the road in front and said: "I believe you."

Long Yao showed a gentle smile.

When they arrived home, Long Yi was waiting outside as expected, but he didn't ask for a snub, merely said that Demon King had ordered him to protect their safety, and he had already found a house, it was just below Gou Liang's house.

Facing the unwelcoming gaze of Long Yao, Long Yi said with tears in his eyes: "Master, I will wear my tail ring, so that you won't smell my scent."

Long Yao was satisfied, and after entering the door, Gou Liang couldn't help but said: "Mister Long Yi has a kind of special temperament, which makes people feel pleasure."

Long Yao grabbed him and kissed him: "In this world, only I can make you feel pleasure, do you remember?"

Gou Liang blinked his eyes and said: "Recently I lack zinc, so my memory is not good."

Long Yao laughed happily, and said while kissing him: "It doesn't matter, I can always remind you."

That night, the allied soldiers of Human clan and Demon clan discovered the whereabouts of that demon, but unfortunately he escaped.

And Gou Liang received an unexpected phone call from Weasel Demon.

The situation of Huang Yingdi was not too good, when Gou Liang and Long Yao found him, he was beaten back to his original form, lying in a dark alley of a bar with his whole body covered in blood, and blended with the grotesque and variegated painting on the wall. If he didn't ask for help, then tomorrow he would be an animal corpse that no one cared about.

"Idiot."

After hearing the cause and effect of the matter from his mouth, Long Yao mercilessly said.

This Weasel Demon could also be blamed for his bad luck, tonight was the premiere of his movie, and he didn't want him to smell the stench of a demon on the body of a fan, so he sent his agent and assistant to follow her, and went to find out the details.

That fan was not old, and sure enough she was deceived by the demon, saying that he could fulfill her wish, and let her successfully approach him.

The little girl successfully got Huang Yingdi's autograph at the premiere. She happily found the demon who selflessly gave up his precious movie ticket to her. Just when she was excited, it was time for the demon to hunt.

If it was not for the appearance of Weasel, this little girl would have died at this moment.

Huang Yingdi smelled the aura of many young girls from the demon's body. This was a repeat offender, and the ones who did it were his brainless fans who were gullible and gullible. Naturally, he couldn't tolerate it, so he immediately pulled the demon into the enchantment, temporarily canceling the contract.

One demon and one demon fought fiercely. That demon's cultivation was inferior to Weasel, but Weasel also didn't win easily.

After dealing with the demon, he suffered a little injury, and walked out of the barrier, he took out his mobile phone and contacted the manager of the fan group, asking her to confirm whether the girls who came to participate in today's activity had safely returned home.

The girls were very moved, and Weasel saw their confessions on the screen, and his originally cold mood slowly recovered. At this moment, he smelled a special, unforgettable scent.

"I won't remember wrongly. Even if he changed his appearance, I will never mistake his scent."

The seriously injured Weasel lay weakly on the carpet in the living room, his eyes full of cold hatred.

That demon was the one who deceived his beloved girl, and devoured a large amount of her aura, causing her to become seriously ill and die at an early age.

Weasel knew that he was no match for it, but hatred rushed to his head, and made him hit a stone with an egg. If the demon hunters hadn't also chased after that demon and arrived in time, he would have been gnawed until there wasn't even a trace left.

Gou Liang couldn't comfort him, and only told him that the demon had killed their director's daughter and seriously injured the director.

Weasel sneered, "The way he hunts is actually keeping up with the times. Stupid humans, they haven't grown up for so many years, how can they have feelings for no reason? Just treat her a little better, and they'll give their hearts out … They really don't learn their lesson. "

Speaking about the sad part, he already appeared fierce in appearance but was weak in heart, and choked with sobs.

Gou Liang: "You've killed too many innocent people with your AoE attack."

Weasel shot a glance at him, and again looked at Long Yao, then snorted, "You also aren't any better."

Long Yao shot a glance at him, then said to Long Yi downstairs, "Come up and collect the trash."

Long Yi immediately rushed up from the balcony, then picked up Weasel and left.

"Stinky, this damned Weasel." After complaining, Long Yao grabbed Gou Liang and returned to the room, then buried in his neck, smelling his scent, soothing the anxiety in his heart. After a long time, Gou Liang suddenly heard him say in a low voice, "Xiao Kener, believe me, I won't do that to you … …"

Gou Liang couldn't help laughing, "Of course I know, how can you be willing to squeeze me dry in one go, eh?"

Long Yao pushed him onto the bed, "You're right, there's a reward."

The two kissed, nibbled, and rolled together, then Gou Liang repeated, "Wait until you get the residence permit, then let me see your original form."

Long Yao had already made an appointment for the exam, and he had a card up his sleeve for the exam, but he didn't agree to Gou Liang's proposal, and said, "You prefer the fluffy type, like that little fox spirit and this stupid Weasel."

Gou Liang was surprised, "You actually know, did I say that?"

Long Yao said in a bad mood, "I also know that you like to hug the tail."

Gou Liang smiled, then touched his pants, licked his lips, and said close to him, "Don't worry, this is better than anything else."

"Like, eh?"

"Can't I?"

Long Yao's breathing changed, and he pulled down his pants, rubbed and said, "Of course you can. Wait until I stuff them all in, then you have to cry and say you like it, and you're not allowed to reject me at any time. "

He pressed down on Gou Liang and kissed him closely. Gou Liang's hands were busy fiddling with the two feeding devices unique to the Demon King Dragon Clan, and he said in a low voice, "I'm afraid of pain, what should I do?"

"Be good, Xiao Kener, it won't hurt, I'll only make you happy."

"Oh, then all the best for the exam."

"Haha, Xiao Kener can't wait … Me too, I won't let you wait for a day more."

The two of them fought a few hundred rounds with the left hand and the right hand. In the end, Long Yao knelt on the bed and gently looked at the gluttonous man lying between his legs, holding his face with both hands, and delicately stroked his intoxicated eyes, and asked him in a hoarse voice, "Really, is it that delicious?"

"Oh …"

Gou Liang, who was stuffed to the brim, answered vaguely, and held the other hand to firmly block the mouth, not letting a single drop of food escape.

"Silly, don't worry, it's all yours."

Long Yao indulged and doted on him.

Downstairs, the weasel helplessly drooped his ears and asked Long Yi, "If I didn't remember wrongly, this kind of eating posture is our special posture for humans, right? Could it be that I'm too young, as it turned out, my guardian is actually a handsome youth of the Demon Race? "

Long Yi, whose eyes were empty, slowly looked at him with an expression of not wanting to communicate, and threw a dog to the other party.

Long Yao's exam was very smooth as expected, and he obtained the A grade of the Demon University's graduation certificate. He only needed to accept a three-day independent living test in the human society, and complete the requirements of the living guide, then he could successfully obtain a residence permit.

During this period, the guardian couldn't accompany them, and also couldn't cheat for them.

When he left the house, Long Yao was very unwilling, but Gou Liang coaxed him that he would pick him up on the day he finished, and afterwards, he could do whatever he wanted.

Without the classes of the university, the two people's world without shame was just around the corner. Long Yao thought that he was about to complete the last step, and as if injected with chicken blood, he hugged Gou Liang and kissed him heavily, "See you in three days, remember to miss me."

Gou Liang grinned, revealing a mouthful of white teeth.

After Long Yao was finally taken away by the person in charge of the living inspection, Huang Ying Di held the instant noodles and slurped while complaining, "Big brother Xiao Do, every day you and that big brother close the door and abuse the sick, doesn't your conscience hurt …"

Before he could finish speaking, he heard two slapping sounds.

Suddenly, the weasel who was beaten back to his original form, wearing an instant noodle bowl hat and a body full of soup noodles, was shocked and stood rooted to the ground.

Don't know when Long Yi appeared, "Master has orders, if you call Mister Liu big brother, you will be beaten, if you call him big brother, if you call him twice, I will break one of your legs, if you call him three times … … hehe."

Pfft.

Gou Gou Gou held back his conscience for a moment before laughing out loud.

Long Yao's independent living test undoubtedly progressed perfectly. After that day, Huang Film Emperor who had gone on strike to recuperate from his injuries was forced to go to work by his agent's orchid fingers. The whereabouts of the demon who had killed his dilated daughter and injured Huang Film Emperor was also revealed. Because the opponent was too powerful, Long Yi was dispatched to provide assistance.

Gou Liang drove to the other side of the city to pick up Long Yao. He was in an extremely good mood as he listened to the music on the radio.

After a month, the progress of the quest had stopped at 10%. Tonight, he was going to reach out his demonic hand and push the progress bar forward … Well, she was really an insatiable little fairy. She wasn't easy to satisfy.

During the road check, Gou Liang rolled down the window of his sports car and did not even stop talking. The special Demon Hunter who was doing the routine inspection shook his body. With a loud bang, a car on the side of the road 'accidentally' rear-ended his car.

Gou Liang smiled and waved his right hand. The luster of his ring flashed under the sunlight. He smiled and said, "Comrade, you've worked hard. Goodbye, comrade."

"You … take care."

The Demon Hunter said with difficulty. He watched the flashy red sports car disappear into the distance. He wiped his sweat and heaved a sigh of relief. Kneeling when he opened his mouth was nothing. Every time he opened his mouth, there would be music to accompany him on the highway.

There was no traffic jam on the road. Gou Liang arrived 20 minutes early. Long Yao was in the mall doing her last shopping test.

Tapping on his watch, Gou Liang was about to find a place to have a drink when he heard a series of low cries.

"So handsome!"

"My hubby is still so handsome today that I have no friends!"

Gou Liang looked over. The huge screen in the mall was broadcasting the promotional program of Huang Yingdi and the crew of the new movie. Huang Yingdi performed a dart and the dart hit the bullseye. The fangirls inside and outside the venue screamed in excitement. What a show-off.

Gou Liang inexplicably missed the dazzling life he had with He Chongfeng. Oh, if there was a chance, he would like to play with his hubby like that.

Just as he was enjoying himself, someone bumped into his calf. He looked down.

A five to six year old boy had fallen to the ground and was looking up at him in confusion.

"Little friend, are you okay? Are you hurt from the fall? " Gou Liang smiled kindly and squatted down to help the child up. As soon as his hand touched the child's small hand, an ominous coldness entered his body and he couldn't move.

The child licked the corner of his mouth and revealed an evil smile. "Human, you taste very delicious."

This was a demon!

Gou Liang saw the child suddenly open his bloody mouth and bite him. Long Yao's angry voice rang in his ears. "Let him go!" With a 'ding' sound, the ring on Gou Liang's little finger shattered. He felt dizzy, and his whole person appeared in the sea of consciousness without any warning. The system, which he had not seen for a month, threw itself on his body and cried loudly.

"Master, you're finally awake!! Lord Long Yao is crazy. He actually imprisoned you in this space-time and didn't allow me to follow you! "

"What?"

Gou Liang shook his head slowly and asked again, "Xiao Si, what did you say?"

The System said, "Master, this world has already cycled seven times. Lord Long Yao is — Ding!!! Master is in danger. He wants to put you — "

Before Gou Liang could understand, he was pulled out of his mindscape by a strong force.

When he opened his eyes again, he found himself lying on a completely unfamiliar hospital bed. A memory belonging to Liu Mao was instilled in his mind.

*

In the spherical mirror formed by demonic energy, Gou Liang sat up on the white hospital bed.

Looking at his blank eyes, Long Yao, who was outside the demon mirror, felt his heart ache.

The Demon King couldn't bear to see him like this. "He has forgotten more things. This time, he even forgot who he was originally. Long Yao, let go. Don't torture yourself anymore and don't make things difficult for him — "

"Shut up!"

Long Yao said angrily. "I've been guarding him for so long. Every time … every time I find him, he's dead. With great difficulty, he came back to life. With great difficulty, he fell in love with me. How could ten years be enough? How could a hundred years be enough? I want him to be with me forever. Unless I die, nothing can stop me, including you, father. "

The Demon King said, "If you continue to waste demonic energy like this, you'll die sooner or later!"

"That … would be best."

Long Yao's finger passed through the spherical mirror and touched Gou Liang's face. Seeing the sensitive Gou Liang in the mirror touching his face and looking around, Long Yao smiled. "Xiao Kener, wait for me."

He walked into the spherical mirror without hesitation and disappeared in front of the Demon King.

"Your Majesty, if this continues, master's demonic energy will dry up sooner or later."

Long Yi who had appeared behind the Demon King said worriedly.

The Demon King said, "It's not sooner or later. He has already reached his limit. If he can't get out of the mirror in time, he … will never come back."

Long Yi was shocked. "What?! Your Majesty, please save master. This subordinate can pay any price! "

"No one can stop him, except …"

His most proud successor had fallen into a demon for this human. He couldn't watch him die for this human.

Looking at Gou Liang in the mirror, the Demon King's eyes were indescribably gloomy.