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QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!

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It turned out that because the Lord God had fallen into a deep slumber, this world had not been patrolled for a long time. Therefore, the Space Administration did not manage to find out about the second descent of the power of darkness in time.

The power of darkness weakened the safety barrier set up by the Lord God, causing the power of darkness in this world to exceed the limit.

This was why 1% of the Lord God's fragment had followed Gou Liang into this world but did not successfully enter Long Yao's consciousness.

Long Yao only had memories that were completely independent of this world. Furthermore, because the Lord God's laws and the power of darkness spontaneously fought against each other, the restraints on the Lord God's consciousness sealed in Long Yao's body weakened. Therefore, the powerful Long Yao had the memories of every world cycle. It was equivalent to him being reborn in this world repeatedly, persisting in searching for "Gou Liang", and "perishing together" with the other party the moment he found him.

Over and over again, Long Yao, who retained the memories of his reincarnation, fell into darkness.

When Gou Liang truly entered this world and met him, Long Yao was not satisfied with just a few decades of companionship. When Gou Liang's host body was about to die of old age and leave this world, he used a secret treasure of the Demon Clan that was derived from the power of darkness, which was enough to contend against the laws of the Lord God of this world, to retain Gou Liang. He even sealed 1% of the Lord God's fragment in the Demon Prison.

He and Gou Liang met again in the parallel universe replicated by the secret treasure of the Demon Mirror. Mo Yan, who was anxious to find a scapegoat to get rid of her identity as the Mirror Demon and seek revenge on Gou Liang, finally found her foreign successor.

Her original candidate was Long Yao, but Gou Liang had a natural perception of the power of darkness. When Mo Yan first approached them and wanted to make Long Yao a scapegoat, he discovered her goal.

Mo Yan's plan failed, so she turned her attention to Gou Liang.

Fighting a battle of wits and courage with Mo Yan, and being affected by the power of darkness, Gou Liang's soul became very unstable. Meanwhile, Long Yao's transaction with the Space-Time Goblin Mirror required him to pay a large amount of Mana as the price. He was becoming weaker and weaker. In order to prevent Demon Face from taking advantage of his weakness, Gou Liang had no choice but to separate half of his soul with the help of the main system and focus on fighting Demon Face head-on.

Originally, as the Mirror Demon, Demon Yan was invincible here. However, the power of darkness that she possessed was ineffective against Gou Liang. She could only rely on the convenience of the Mirror Demon's control of the space-time law to continuously cause trouble for Long Yao and force Gou Liang to submit.

This tear experienced seven space-time reincarnations.

Long Yao's fragile little nerves could not withstand the teasing at all. Just as Mo Yan wished, the repeated losses made Long Yao even crazier. She even gambled her life in exchange for a short period of companionship.

Gou Liang's heart ached when he saw this. He knew that at this rate, Long Yao would collapse before he could defeat Demon Face and the power of darkness. He had no choice but to compromise. In the eighth space-time reincarnation, which was this time, he became the new Mirror Demon after Mo Yan.

Then, he realized that it was a blessing in disguise.

He had mastered the Space-Time Goblin Mirror's Darkness Law and easily found a way to break the Mirror's space-time law. It was very simple. As long as he digested the power of darkness in this space-time, the space-time would lose its energy source and naturally collapse.

It was easy to say. The reason why no Mirror Demon had succeeded in the past was because their tolerance for the power of darkness was very limited. Not to mention digesting the power of darkness in the entire space-time, just a few more bites and they would explode and die.

Gou Liang did not have this concern at all. He was like a fish in water here. Success was only a matter of time.

However …

Gou Liang sobbed. "The power of darkness is really, really, really, too! Difficult! Eat! Die! "

Gou Liang was grief-stricken.

God knows how he had been through this period of time. Every day, he forced himself to eat dark cuisine, which was more disgusting than flies … Ugh, just the thought of it made his heart ache for himself.

Of course, Long Yao also felt sorry for him. After listening to his description of how disgusting the power of darkness was, he understood why Gou Liang's initial favorability towards him was zero and it was difficult for it to increase.

Because, what was the point of living with dark cuisine? Husband and whatnot, thinking about it was just adding to the sadness!

At the same time, there was another incredible thing.

The Mirror's Demon Space-Time, the parallel space-time copied by the Darkness Law, was about to collapse.

He glanced at Long Qi and Mo Yan and was about to say something when Gou Liang raised his head and held his face, saying seriously, "Husband, come and kiss me. I think my taste buds can still be saved."

Long Yao suddenly laughed. At this moment, the life and death of others were thrown to the back of his mind. He lowered his head and gave Gou Liang a long and deep taste treatment, kissing Gou Liang until he was dizzy. He was so happy that he laughed foolishly.

"Oh, good Star Lake …"

His taste buds revived little by little under the infiltration of the sweet blueberry soul power. The bitter and astringent memories of the terrible dark cuisine were covered, and he was completely immersed in the ecstasy of the delicious food.

Only then did Gou Liang feel that he had been reborn. He reluctantly wrapped the tip of Long Yao's tongue and said vaguely, "Husband, you're so sweet."

Long Yao's low laughter blended into his uneven breathing. The sweetness of the soul power seemed to have no upper limit and soared straight up.

Mo Yan and Long Qi at the side, "…"

"Ah Yan."

Long Qi mustered up his courage and grabbed Mo Yan's hand, saying, "Let's go back. Without the Space-Time Demon Mirror, Qiu Mo is just a piece of scrap iron. There's nothing that can threaten you anymore. "

Mo Yan gave him a deep look and withdrew her hand.

A weak cracking sound came from the sky, indicating that this world was about to shatter.

Gou Liang finally regained a bit of consciousness. As if racing against time, he wolfed down Long Yao's food and kissed him a few times. When he separated, Gou Liang looked at his red and swollen lips and licked his own burning lips. He narrowed his eyes and smiled like a satisfied little puppy.

He hung on Long Yao's body and looked up at the completely shattered sky. He turned to Mo Yan and Long Qi and said, "Let's go."

They left first. Long Qi took a step and found that Mo Yan did not follow, so he turned to look at her.

Mo Yan smiled at him and said, "Long Qi, I forgive you."

Long Qi's eyes widened as he saw Mo Yan take a step back.

Long Qi.

I can't forgive you for yourself.

But I've also lost the ability to love you.

The world is wide, and we each grow old. This is probably the best ending for us.

"Ah Yan!!!"

Long Qi threw himself at her in horror. His body, which was too old to run, staggered and fell to the ground. He only saw the Demon Face shattering in front of him along with the world in front of him. Before he could feel the pain in his heart, he disappeared as well.

Shattering.

They were only one step away from each other.

They were also mixed in this destroyed world. There was no distinction between you and me.

Long Yao covered Gou Liang's eyes. She didn't want him to see such a separation and step back into the real world.

Long Yi was pleasantly surprised. "Master! Mr. Liu! You're finally back! "

He looked back and asked hesitantly, "His Majesty the Demon King, he …"

Long Yao shook her head and didn't say anything. She walked away with Gou Liang in her arms and left without any reluctance.

"To the Demon Race."

She said.

*

Ten years later.

Demon Race Border Railway Station, waiting room.

"Dear passengers, the G130 train to the human race will arrive in one minute. Those who haven't checked in yet, please hurry up and check in as soon as possible …"

When the announcement sounded for the third time, the old goblin leading the team finally found the little goblin who was alone in the waiting room.

The slender youth was lying on the bench. His face was covered with a book called "100 Questions about Human Society" and he was sleeping soundly. The old goblin was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood. He was so anxious that he wanted to cry, but this little guy was sleeping so peacefully!

In his heart, he thought that this was a little kid who had just reached adulthood and a little goblin who needed to be protected. The old goblin pulled out a kind smile and stepped forward, pushing him.

"Xiao Do, wake up, we're leaving."

The youth was awakened. He took down the book that covered the light and rubbed his eyes in confusion.

"Uncle Niu, are we leaving?"

His misty eyes, innocent expression, exquisite face, and soft and cute tone all gave the old goblin a critical hit.

At this time, he no longer remembered his anger and anxiety. He said with a smile, "Yes, it's time. Come, uncle will take you to board the train. If you miss it, you can only apply to go to the Human Race next year. Don't cry. "

When the youth heard this, he hurriedly sat up and left with the old goblin.

"Thank you, uncle."

After being safely sent to his seat, the youth smiled sweetly. He was so beautiful that the old goblin couldn't find him in the Northern Lands. He gave him a box of snacks and a few comics, afraid that he would be bored on the way.

[Master, are you having fun? Where's your face? Acting cute is shameful. → · →]

Gou Liang ignored it and turned his head to the girl sitting next to him, giving her a 360-degree smile that had no blind spots.

"Hello, I'm Liu Mao. You can call me Xiao Do. Please take care of me in the future."

"Eh?"

The little goblin girl was a little surprised. Then she smiled at him in a friendly manner. "Hello, I'm Xiao Mei. Xiao Do, is this your first time going to the Human Race? It's my second time. Last time, the guardian who took care of me had the same name as you. However, I had an accident before I took the exam. I was asked to be protected in the enchantment for a hundred years before I could leave. Mr. Xiao Do … I mean, my guardian at that time is probably not alive anymore. It's a pity that the lifespan of a human is too short. He was really a good guardian. I don't know if I can meet a good person like him this time. Oh, Xiao Do, did your family arrange a goblin guardian for you? "

The little goblin girl was obviously a chatterbox.

Of course, Gou Liang still remembered her. That was why he tried to get close to her. She was the last goblin that the original Liu Mao served. It was when she was attacked by demons that the original Liu Mao was implicated. That was the perfect time for him to come to this world.

The two talked and laughed along the way. The journey didn't make people feel lonely at all.

The train stopped at the platform. The goblin guardians who had been booked had been waiting for a long time. Those who didn't have anyone to guide them were led by the old goblins or seniors in the Human Race.

When they got out of the station, they were greeted by a bustling crowd. The experienced goblins who took the exam were subconsciously nervous, not to mention the goblins who had just stepped into the Human Race for the first time.

But even in such an excited mood, they still saw the man who stood out from the crowd at a glance.

His tall and straight figure made him stand out. His handsome and extraordinary appearance made people unable to move their eyes away. Even the goblins who were used to seeing beauties couldn't remain indifferent to this kind of appearance. What's more, he also had an outstanding temperament. Just by standing there and doing nothing, he could make people fall in love with him and forget about themselves.

The man looked in their direction as if he was looking for something. He quickly found his target. He raised his hand and waved at them, revealing a smile.

The surroundings suddenly became quiet, and the sunlight also paid attention to this man, making everything around him lose its shine.

"Xiao Kener, over here."

The man's smiling voice was so pleasant that it made the ears pregnant. It was so gentle that it could make a girl's heart explode.

A few goblins with weak willpower had already uncontrollably approached the man, their eyes infatuated. Only one person in the crowd wasn't affected. He yawned and lazily waved his hand in response.

The young man walked in front of the man. The man rubbed his head with his big hand and lowered his head to touch his forehead. He generously fed the little demoness the first time they met. The originally indifferent young man suddenly squinted his eyes and smiled.

"You taste so sweet, Mr. Guardian."

The young man licked his lips, still wanting more.

The man restrained himself and retracted his hand. He picked up the professionalism of a guardian and didn't let the young man overeat.

"It's my pleasure."

The man smiled and reached out to him. "I'm very happy to be your goblin guardian. I'm Long Yao."

The young man took his hand and left with him with a smile. "I'm very happy too, Mr. Guardian."

After they left, the crowd came back to their senses. The station returned to its usual noisy state.

"Uncle Niu, which firm's guardian is that? I want to sign him too! I can wait as long as I want. It doesn't matter how many times I have to retake my residence permit!! "

A group of goblins gathered around the old goblin leading the group. They couldn't hide their excitement as they asked.

The old goblin calmly said, "Did you see the badge on his chest? That's the guardian of XX firm. He's currently the only guardian certified as SSS level."

"I heard that the test results show that his smell can instantly kill the entire human race. He overlooks the entire demon race. No goblin or demon can resist his smell. In other words, if our three races go to war, we don't even need to fight. We can just release him and take off his ring. He can make all the demons fall head over heels for him and lose without a fight. However, in order to protect him, the human race has activated special safety regulations. He can only choose who he serves and can't be hired. Speaking of which, Xiao Do is his first customer. I don't know if his smell is as perfect as the legends say … "

Just thinking about it made people's hearts itch. Such a charming man's smell must be worthy of his reputation.

But other than Gou Liang, no one knew the answer. This legendary SSS level guardian only served one little fairy in his entire life.

A hundred years later, the goblin returned to the demon race. Not long after, she succeeded as the Demon King.

In the same year, there was a rumor that the Little Demon King and the Great Demon King were in love. The human, demon, and demon races were suspicious of this, but they couldn't find the elusive Demon King or the Great Demon King to verify it.

Until ten years later, the Demon King and the Great Demon King sent out invitations and held a grand wedding, confirming their unusual relationship.

At the wedding, the Great Demon King married the Demon King with a contract of peaceful coexistence as a betrothal gift. This made clear this terrifying fact.

The Great Demon King said that as long as he lived, the three races would never fight. All the humans, demons, and demons who betrayed the peace treaty would be punished by him.

In the following hundred years, those little cannon fodder who didn't believe in evil were struck by lightning the moment they committed a crime. They gradually learned their lesson, and as expected, the three races were peaceful.

It was not until a long, long time after people had followed the convention for many years that a student asked in a history class, "Teacher, are His Majesty the Demon King and His Majesty the Demon King still alive?"

The teacher smiled mysteriously and didn't say anything.

Who knew? Anyway, no one had heard of the elections of the two races.

Besides, so what if they didn't show up? If they dared to violate the contract, they would still be struck by lightning. If a pair came, they would die.

At this time, Gou Liang and Long Yao had already played in every corner of the world. They were hiding in an ordinary civilian apartment, living the life of a husband and wife.

The teenager who grew against his age had a lollipop in his mouth. He sat cross-legged on the living room floor, furiously typing on the mouse and keyboard.

"Nurse, get ready. Pay attention to your position. My master, Second Brother, Third Brother, assist from the thirty o 'clock direction. Damn, did water enter your brains? You can't differentiate between counterclockwise and clockwise, right? Fight the boss, don't shoot at me! "

↑ Don't doubt, this internet-addicted teenager who couldn't extricate himself from the game was our beautiful, kind, cute, and smart protagonist.

[What the hell!]

The system was already doubting life.

A person peeked out of the kitchen and shouted with a smile, "Xiao Kener, stop playing. Wash your hands and get ready to eat."

Gou Liang didn't even turn his head. "This is the first kill. I'm setting a record. Freeze time and space before I let go."

"Okay."

The virtuous wife wearing an apron with the supermarket logo on it doted on him.

Thus, time and space stopped just like that.

That was how willful he was.

Gou Liang happily jumped up and walked towards the man with a lollipop in his mouth. He listened to him scold, "Eat less candy before dinner. It's not appetizing."

Gou Liang snorted. He washed his hands and peeked into the pot. His eyes dimmed.

He unhappily hugged the man's waist from behind and said unhappily, "Silver fish soup again. Hubby, I'm sick of it."

Once upon a time, he wouldn't even complain about cold soup and dry rice. Now, his face was full of sadness.

It wasn't that he was picky. It was just that the ingredients in this world were scarce and unpalatable. For the past few hundred years, they had been eating the stock in the system space. Although there were many renewable delicacies and they wouldn't run out of food, there was no sense of novelty eating like this.

Gou Liang had long wanted to leave this world and rush to the embrace of the next world's delicacies. But for some reason, Long Yao seemed to be reluctant to leave this place. Every time he mentioned leaving, she would hesitate.

After a pause, Long Yao turned to look at him. "You really want to leave?"

"Yes, yes. My IQ is the highest in the world. I've been reduced to playing games with the Intelligence Division System. I feel no sense of accomplishment."

Gou Liang said without any reluctance.

System: MMP! Don't come crying to me in that world. I'll definitely send you a whole screen. Hahaha, stupid master!

Long Yao kissed him and smiled. "Okay then. After this meal, we'll leave."

Gou Liang smiled brightly. "Okay!"

At this time, he didn't have enough sense of crisis.

He didn't realize that Long Yao didn't want to leave because she didn't want him to go to that cruel world …