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QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!

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The Divine Lord's beloved dog had run away from home.

The Deities of the Nine Heavens sighed at the cloudy sky.

After waiting for a few days, the Deities felt that it couldn't go on like this, so they asked the Lord of Heaven to talk to the Black Tortoise Divine Lord.

The Black Tortoise was hiding in its turtle shell and couldn't even make a fart after being hit three times. However, the Heaven Monarch's words hit the bottom of its heart.

The Lord of Heaven said, "If there's a place for me to use, the Nine Heavens are willing to go through fire and water for the Divine Lord."

It was reasonable, but he wasn't dead yet, so it wasn't his turn to curry favor with the Divine Lord.

However, if it was done well, it would be a great merit …

The Black Tortoise Divine Lord pondered and asked the Lord of Heaven to calm down. Then, he changed his appearance and asked to see the Divine Lord.

"My Lord, what's so troublesome? I'm willing to help you solve your problem. "

The Li Qing Divine Lord had never encountered such a troublesome situation. Now that there was someone to discuss it with, he told the Black Tortoise everything.

"…"

The Black Tortoise felt that it was difficult to handle.

The dog ancestor had a bad temper. If it knew that the Black Tortoise Divine Lord made a fool of itself, it would be a light punishment if it got hit by its claws.

However, looking at the Master's eyes, the Black Tortoise Divine Lord, who was set up as a think tank, couldn't say something like "the one who started the trouble should untie it". He immediately racked his brains.

However, after thinking for a while, the Black Tortoise still couldn't think of a way to fix the dog ancestor's fragile heart.

However, he was quick-witted, so he frowned and said, "My Lord, I think we can put this matter aside for now."

"My Lord, do you know where the dog ancestor is now? If it's in the mortal world, it would be worse. You should know that a day in this world is a year in the mortal world. If the dog ancestor is waiting for my Lord to find it, I'm afraid it will be anxious now … "

The Divine Lord didn't wait for him to finish his words and disappeared.

The Black Tortoise wiped his sweat and hurriedly asked his grandson to come up with a countermeasure.

He had chosen the right helper!

Xuan Xuan quickly came up with an idea and explained it to his grandfather.

The Black Tortoise felt that it was very feasible, so he was relieved. He happily kicked his grandson to the curb after he'd outlived his usefulness.

He squatted in front of the shrine and waited for his master to coax the dog ancestor back so that he could present his plan.

It was not difficult for a Divine Lord to track the dog's whereabouts. After all, he had kept the dog by his side for so long, so the dog had his divine aura.

But he never thought that after not seeing him for a few days, his brat would become so "haggard".

The puppy squatting by the lake was pitifully thin. Its tail, which could only cover its belly in the past, could now cover its entire body with a single movement.

The Divine Lord felt his heart ache.

Seeing that the puppy had turned its head away when it saw him, he hurried forward.

"Little guy, why are you …"

The Divine Lord hugged his beloved pet and groped it from head to toe. The little fat that felt so good to the touch was all gone, and all he could feel was fur.

"Wu."

He didn't like it, didn't like it, didn't like it.

I'm ugly, ugly, ugly.

The blood-red bullet screen rolled past. Puppy, who had its head held high, suddenly felt that the world had turned dark.

It had looked at the lake several times just now and confirmed its appearance — its strong and slender limbs, its glossy hair, and its light and healthy muscles — it was about to fall in love with itself.

It had thought that its brand new "beauty" would be able to amaze the Divine Lord's world, but reality had given it 10,000 critical hits.

The Divine Lord's eyes were filled with heartache, disbelief, and self-blame.

… He was not captivated at all.

It turned out that "short and fat" was the Divine Lord's aesthetic standard.

What a cruel reality!!

Gou Liang seemed to have heard the sound of the puppy's worldview shattering. He almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

No one knew better than him how the puppy had been trying to lose weight during this period of time.

After running away from home, it secretly swore that it would not return home until it was 18 years old.

But soon, it realized that this was an impossible task. No matter how hard it tried, its little penis was still a shy body that disappeared as soon as its belly hung down.

Therefore, the puppy racked its brains and came up with a brilliant plan.

— It couldn't change the size, but it could change the reference!

— It must be that its belly was too spectacular, so it made its majesty look smaller!

The puppy, who had "suddenly realized," hated the fat on its body. It was a glutton that would never sit if it could lie down. But now, it had the willpower to move mountains, the courage to cut off all means of retreat, and the courage to eat dirt if it didn't become as thin as lightning.

Hard work paid off, and it succeeded!

Just as the puppy decided to go home after losing five kilograms, the Divine Lord couldn't wait any longer and came to find it.

Gou Liang saw that it had turned from a noble white dog to a dirty stray dog, so he quickly informed it.

So when the Divine Lord came, the puppy had just washed itself clean, shook its hair, and was looking at the lake.

But he didn't expect that imagination and reality were not the same thing.

The Divine Lord didn't know that his little brat's fragile little heart was broken again. Seeing it lying on the ground and covering itself with its tail, he thought that it was still angry with him, so he quickly lifted its tail to coax it.

"Little thing, it's my fault. Come back with me first, okay? "

So, after working so hard for so long, it was still a little thing …

The puppy, who doubted life, shed sad tears.

"Pfft, hahahaha!"

Gou Liang couldn't help it anymore. He held his stomach and laughed until he fell down.

The teardrop egg fell into the lake. The Divine Lord didn't know what to do.

Seeing that he couldn't coax it anymore, the Divine Lord made a prompt decision to bring the puppy back to the Ninth Heaven to find help.

"Black Tortoise, come in."

The Divine Lord's speed of return was beyond the Black Tortoise's expectations.

He had just sent away his grandson and returned to his original form. Before he could lie down on the ground, the Divine Lord's summons came from the palace.

There was a hint of anxiety in the voice.

The Black Tortoise had never heard the Divine Lord speak in such a tone. It didn't dare to delay and quickly got up to enter.

"Master, what do you need —"

Before the Black Tortoise could finish its opening speech, it was interrupted by the Divine Lord's gaze.

The Divine Lord Li Qing threw the blame to the former think tank, meaning that the Divine Lord couldn't coax it. Quickly think of a way.

The Black Tortoise was stunned.

The Divine Lord turned his body slightly. Only then did he see the dog ancestor hiding behind the Divine Lord, crying and rolling on the ground.

The teardrop egg wasn't normal. Even the Divine Lord couldn't resist its temptation. The Black Tortoise only took a glance and his scalp went numb from the majestic aura. His expression changed.

"Speak."

Seeing him standing there without saying anything, the Divine Lord impatiently reminded him.

It was only then that the Black Tortoise regained his senses.

There was a moment just now when he felt his body become light and drowsy — — if he fell asleep like this, he probably wouldn't have the chance to wake up.

This dog's teardrop is so powerful. What exactly is it …?

A hint of caution flashed through his mind. But the Black Tortoise quickly suppressed the worry in his heart. He had to deal with the problem in front of him first.

Fortunately, he came prepared and didn't disappoint the Divine Lord.

He said: "Master, if it's because of the symptoms, the little dog God doesn't need to worry about it. This old servant has a feasible solution."

This successfully attracted the puppy's attention.

"Quickly tell me."

Seeing his beloved pet sticking its head out from its tail and pricking up its ears, forgetting to cry, the Divine Lord heaved a sigh of relief and urged.

The Black Tortoise smiled and said: "Master, the little dog God should be 1000 years old by now, right?"

He asked even though he already knew the answer.

The Divine Lord knew that he always liked to act mysterious, so the more he spoke in a roundabout way, the more confident he was, so he played along and answered: "Indeed."

The Black Tortoise Divine Lord who didn't know that he was being labeled was still chuckling: "If that's the case, it's time for the little dog God to transform. At that time, as long as the Divine Lord enlightens it a bit, it will be able to transform into whatever form it wants, no need to worry about it. "

Transform?

This was the first time the puppy heard about it, so it looked at the Divine Lord in confusion and curiosity.

The Divine Lord understood the meaning behind Black Tortoise's words right away, nodded and waved his hand to dismiss him.

The Black Tortoise became dejected again.

— — -master is busy coaxing the dog ancestor, this isn't a good time to claim credit. What a mistake, what a mistake.

After he left, the Divine Lord picked up the puppy and carefully wiped its tears and face.

Then he lowered his head and kissed the fire tattoo on the puppy's forehead. Seeing the puppy's eyes glowing, he smiled.

"Woof!"

I want to transform, I want to transform!

The puppy rubbed its head against his arm to express its strong desire.

But the Divine Lord could enlighten all the creatures in the world, except for the puppy.

The Divine Lord had already expected this, but he still tried it.

The Divine Power entered the red tattoo between the puppy's eyebrows, but it was like a stone sinking into the ocean, there was no effect — — well, except that the puppy, who hadn't eaten for a long time, let out a sigh and stared at him with shining eyes.

"Woof?"

Seeing that he stopped, the puppy tilted its head in confusion. Is he not going to continue?

The Divine Lord looked at the puppy's burning eyes, but it didn't pounce on him for food like before, which made him feel a little disappointed.

But if the mountain doesn't want me, I'll go to the mountain.

The Divine Lord calmly gathered the Divine Power on his fingertips and used his fingers as a comb to comb the puppy's fur.

Smelling the pure Divine Power, the puppy couldn't help but gulp.

It wasn't that it didn't want to be close to the Divine Lord, it was just a side effect of losing weight.

But the foodie couldn't stand this level of teasing at all, and in less than two seconds, it turned its head and bit the Divine Lord's finger, eagerly licking it.

Gou Liang looked at it eagerly and leaned over — — Even if he couldn't eat it, smelling it was good.

The puppy wagged its tail to chase him away, but seeing that it couldn't chase him away, it didn't stop eating. After all, this guy couldn't snatch it away.

Even so, it still hugged the Divine Lord tightly and wrapped its tail around the Divine Lord's waist, full of possessiveness.

The Divine Lord was finally completely relieved. He smiled as he watched the puppy's tongue twirling around his finger. The numbness on his tongue brought him an inexplicable pleasure.

The Nine Heavens cleared up.

Gou Liang was so jealous that his eyes were about to turn red.

[Master, love to come into my arms, I'll comfort you ~]

"… Do you have to rub salt on my wound?"

Gou Liang looked at him quietly.

A life where he could only hug the System for warmth couldn't get any sadder.

With that, he returned to the Sea of Consciousness. His husband's smile was so charming, but it was directed at the little puppy. He needed to calm down.

However, very quickly, the Divine Lord's words made him wake up.

The Divine Lord, who had fed his pet but didn't give it a cheat, said to it, "All things have a form. After cultivation and understanding your own path, you can use spiritual energy to transform into a human form and change your body."

Seeing that the puppy was at a loss, it used its tail to sweep between its legs and looked at him with its innocent blue eyes, urging him to tell it the key points it wanted to know.

The Divine Lord paused for a while and told the first lie of his life.

A big lie.

He said to the puppy, "The body of an immortal beast, that thing … is not big. When it becomes a human, it can choose its own size."

The puppy's eyes lit up!

It lowered its head and looked at itself, as if it saw the moment Gou Xiaoding grew into a big tree.

Woof, even 18XX was not good enough.

It could be as big as it wanted!

Just like that, the puppy jumped into the pit of "cultivating into a human".

[Haha, Master, you were actually fooled by this kind of words in the past! Hahaha, Master, you're so sweet! Hahahaha!]

The System laughed like an idiot.

At this moment, Gou Liang didn't want to say anything.

Generally speaking, immortal beasts took a hundred years to transform, while divine beasts took a thousand years. The puppy's transformation path was even longer.

In fact, its origin was a mystery, and its growth period was comparable to heaven and earth.

A thousand years to heaven and earth was just the blink of an eye. It was just the beginning. In other words, if one were to seriously calculate, the puppy at this time was no different from a one-month old human baby.

Could you force a small baby to grow a big penis?

Stop fooling around!

However, it hadn't realized it yet. It was obediently following the method taught by the Divine Lord to cultivate the transformation technique. It was so excited that it couldn't control itself.

Gou Liang looked at its silly smiling face and didn't have the heart to tell it the truth.

Just like that, a year, a hundred years, a thousand years …

The puppy grew from the Divine Lord's knee to his waist.

However, that was all.

"Little guy, don't be anxious. Everything has its time. You're still young, isn't it good to let nature take its course? "

The Divine Lord pinched its paw and comforted it for the umpteenth time.

Lord Dog, who had already grown up, let out an ungrateful snort from its nose. It retracted its paw and turned around to face him with its butt.

The Divine Lord picked up his tall beloved pet with one hand.

When Lord Dog stood up, it was already as tall as him. However, in the Divine Lord's eyes, it was still a small ball in his palm, a child that needed to be protected.

Actually, he didn't want his puppy to grow up too quickly.

It was like every kind elder who only wanted to protect their child under their wings and didn't want him to go far away.

However, after all these years, he had understood.

This dog ancestor of his was related to him, but it wasn't as lucky as him to be born as an adult.

This little thing still had a long way to go.

"Alright, don't cry." The Divine Lord kissed it affectionately. "It doesn't matter whether it transforms or not. What should be growing is growing. When the time is right, it will naturally fall."

Lord Dog was happy.

It stepped on the Divine Lord's shoulder and wagged its tail happily. The pride in its eyes couldn't be hidden.

This wasn't enough. It crossed its legs casually, as if it was afraid that the Divine Lord couldn't see that it was "different from before."

The Divine Lord was amused. All these years, his dog ancestor had taken every opportunity to show off, as if it wanted to avenge its past humiliation. He also cooperated and carried Lord Dog off the ground. As he walked, he said, "You're not an adult yet. There's still a long way to go."

These words hit Lord Dog's soft spot. It wagged its tail so hard that there were double shadows.

When the Black Tortoise came over, it saw this scene.

The Divine Lord was carrying Lord Dog, who looked even bigger than him, and strolling in the garden. Most of his luxurious robe was covered by its white fur.

Lord Dog was acting coquettishly in front of the Divine Lord again.

Even the Black Tortoise saw through its scheme.

Since Lord Dog's body grew bigger, it no longer had the obsession to transform. Of course, it was disappointed. However, nine out of ten times it was troubled by the transformation, it was asking for a hug from the Divine Lord.

However, the Divine Lord doted on it. As a loyal servant, other than selective blindness, what else could it do?

Seeing that he had come, Lord Dog was no longer willing to wag its tail. It wrapped its tail around the Divine Lord's waist, then circled it behind itself.

The Divine Lord didn't have any extra requirements for it. However, after it showed off to Xuan Xuan that it was bigger than him, he sternly told it not to show it in front of outsiders.

The Divine Lord hadn't been so strict with it for many years. No matter how forgetful Lord Dog was, it didn't dare to ignore it.

"What's the matter?"

The Divine Lord's voice was calm as the intimacy between his master and pet was disturbed. However, if one listened carefully, one could hear a hint of displeasure.

The Black Tortoise hurriedly lowered its head, and its tone became more respectful. "Master, a wolf demon is about to transform. Xuan Xuan and the other children asked me to ask if the little dog god is interested in taking a look."

"Woof!"

Before the Divine Lord spoke, Lord Dog barked first.

It had wanted to go there for a long time. Only Xuan Xuan and the others understood its thoughts.

The Divine Lord smiled gently and stroked its furry face. "If you want to go, then go. Remember to come back early. Don't stay in the Demon Clan. "

No matter where it went, it would never forget to bring gifts for the Divine Lord. Lord Dog's taste had been spoiled long ago. The things it liked were all treasures that had been worshipped by the ancestors of others for eighteen generations.

The last time it went to the Demon Clan, it stole the most precious treasure of the Snake Demon Clan.

If it wasn't for its filial piety, it wouldn't have swallowed the treasure in one gulp. Now, the Snake Demon Clan would be lining up to jump off the Immortal-slaying Platform.

Lord Dog scratched its head, pretending that it didn't understand what he was saying.

The Divine Lord carried it to the entrance of the palace before putting it down. In the end, he whispered in its ear worriedly, "Be good. When you come back, I'll feed you a divine light ball."

For some reason, this little thing had a special liking for light balls. Every time it coaxed, it would agree.

Lord Dog's eyes immediately brightened. It nodded repeatedly to show that it would be obedient. After rubbing against its beloved Divine Lord for a while, it went to find its little friends.

The wolf demon's transformation went smoothly, but it didn't inspire Lord Dog.

However, after the transformation, when the leader of the Wolf Demon Clan gave the wolf demon a name, it inspired Lord Dog.

Xuan Xuan told it, "No matter if it's a demon beast or an immortal beast, they will have their own name after they transform. Some immortal beasts will think of their own names in advance. Most of them are given by their elders. I'm the same. "

The Black Tortoise Clan and the Divine Dragon Clan were enlightened by the Divine Lord. They could transform after hatching from the eggshell. That was why he and Tian Zhen were named very early.

Lord Dog also wanted its own name, but it felt that the day of its transformation was still far away. For a moment, it was envious and depressed.

The Divine Lord saw that it was playing with the divine light ball with its paw. It was rare for it to be absent-minded. After asking, he knew what it was thinking.

"It's my fault."

The Ninth Heaven God didn't care about these things. He never thought of giving his pet a name.

Eh?

Gou Liang clearly remembered that he got his name after he transformed.

It seemed that his appearance changed some things. Did the name he gave it change too?

With that thought, Gou Liang looked at the Divine Lord nervously.

Lord Dog's face was full of anticipation. It was so excited that it ran around the Divine Lord and barked.

The Divine Lord laughed. "Only now do you remember that you're a wolf. Why don't you take the surname Wolf? Otherwise, you'll forget what you are one day. "

Lord Dog tilted its head and thought for a while. Then, it shook its head. "Woof, woof!"

I don't want to be like the wolf demon. They're so ugly.

The Divine Lord thought for a while and smiled. "Since you came to this world, the first sound you learned was woof. It seems that you hit it off very well. Why don't you take the surname Gou? But your name has to be Wolf. "

Gou Wolf?

F * ck, no!

Lord Dog nodded and was about to bark —

Shut up, stupid dog!

Gou Liang shouted. Then, he saw a blur in front of his eyes. He heard a soft and tender voice in his ears.

"Liang, it's Liang, not Wolf —" Ah, stupid dog!

Gou Liang's voice suddenly stopped. He swallowed the rest of his words.

He lowered his head and raised his hands in disbelief.

What he saw was a pair of pink and white paws.

… I've actually become a beast. What's going on?

Whatever, the point is, I'm finally not a wandering soul!

Gou Liang howled and pounced on the Divine Lord. He was so excited that he flew up.

Hubby, I missed you so much!

However, he only heard himself.

"Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!"

The Divine Lord hugged the big white dog that had pushed him to the ground. He couldn't hide the surprise in his voice. "Little guy, did you speak just now?"

"Woof, woof, woof!"

F * ck, why can't I speak human language?

No, I can't control my tongue … Alright, I'll lick it first.

Thus, in the image, the high and mighty Divine Lord was pressed under the big white wolf's body and licked wildly.

The Divine Lord didn't push him away. He thought that his son was arguing with him about his name. He smiled and said, "Okay, okay, okay, I'll do as you say. Then, from now on, you'll be called Gou Liang. "

As soon as he finished speaking, a mysterious force lingered around the Divine Lord and Gou Liang. The Divine Lord was momentarily dazed. Meanwhile, the big white dog's body emitted a dazzling light.

When the light dissipated, Lord Dog was nowhere to be seen.

All they saw was a cute little boy sitting on the Divine Lord's chest. He blinked his blue eyes and opened his mouth —

"Woof?"