The Beginning Of A Real Villain Life

The expression of anger on Madara's face turned into confusion. He ignored Black Zetsu and Takashi and sat down on the ground, his face filled with decadence. Infinite Tsukuyomi was his deepest obsession and now it turns out that it doesn't exist at all. This blow hit Madara hard and even he can't come out of this shadow if he has no encouragement from someone.

'Were you right Hashirama? I'm just a failure.'

Takashi saw Madara's appearance and sighed deeply.

'Now it's my turn to help him out.'

Looking at him, Takashi started asking.

"You know I have always wondered, why do the strong people in this world, have such a strong obsession with peace?

Obviously, you are so strong now, even if there is war, it's no problem for you to ensure your own safety and you can even protect the people you care about.

What do other people's lives have to do with you?

Why are so obsessed with Infinite Tsukuyomi? There is a stone tablet and I believe you have already talked to your brother through the chat. As long as he answers a question correctly, he can be resurrected. Do you still fear someone killing him in this world? Is it that bad to just relax or do something you think is fun, instead of always thinking about peace this, peace that?

I can understand that the war-filled ear in your childhood has left a shadow on you, but that's all in the past. Your will should be stronger than this.

Maybe it doesn't sound noble, but humans are inherently selfish. If these villages want a war that much, just let them be. Not our fucking problem. They can't do anything to us anyway."

Takashi never understood why these strong ninjas in the ninja world have such a 'noble' character. Ninjas are literally killing machines, they are trained to be ruthless since childhood, but when it comes to peace almost everyone is obsessed with it.

He can understand, if weak ninjas who are forced to participate in the war, hate it very much. War is without a doubt a very gruesome thing, but that's only for weak people.

Madara could literally go to the leaders of these villagers and beat them into his own dogs. Shame on him. Obviously a villain, but acting like a saint.

Madara was originally not trying to listen to Takashi, but was a bit shocked by his outrageous words. Everyone tries to encourage others to be a good person, this guy tells him to ignore the suffering of others. Before he could think further, Takashi's voice sounded in his ears again.

"Fuck them, it's not your problem at all. From what I know about your life, when you were young and weak you were constantly fighting, but when you were strong enough that only Hashirama can still match you, you were still fighting.

Why? Obviously, Konoha was already established, you can find a wife or something, it's shameful to be single for all the years you lived, but no... you have to be deceived by Black Zetsu and start a long and useless plan.

World peace here, I will be the savior of the world there. Chill for a moment, enjoy your life as a strong man. Money, power, and women anything you want, you could have, but you spent years alone in a dark cave."

Madara's face kept changing and he got more and more furious. What is this guy talking about? I am single, it didn't hurt you, right? What's wrong with that?

"You bastard! I disdain money and strength is much better than power. About women...they only affect the speed my Susanoo draws his sword. Besides, it's Hashirama's fault, he betrayed me! Obviously, we promised each other that we will never marry a woman when we were children because we don't need them..."

Madara stopped talking, the last part was a bit private. Takashi was already stunned, looking at Madara incredulously. They promised each other what exactly?

Taking a step back, Madara felt bad when he saw the expression on Takashi's face. This bastard has obviously misunderstood something.

Taking a deep breath, Takashi felt enlightened and whispered.

"So it is true, I always thought that the romance between Hashirama and Madara was just a meme, but now..."

Hearing his whisperings, Madara's Rinnegan eyes were about to pop out from anger.

"You bastard, my relationship with Hashirama is pure, not what you are thinking about okay! It's pure! And what the hell is a meme?"

"Ah yes, I understand. Don't worry about it."

Perfunctory answering Madara, Takashi felt he was being shy. Just agree with him on the surface, Takashi is an open-minded person. He will not think badly about Madara because of it.

Black Zetsu who was still sealed on the side was also stunned. Madara is usually so majestic and arrogant, treating him the third son of Kaguya as a servant. Now, what did he hear?

Forcibly shaking his head, he realized his own situation again. He was exposed, it's not the time to think about this nonsense.

Takashi's face turned serious again, he just wanted Madara to relax a bit and joked with him.

"Okay jokes aside, you didn't answer my question. You are a villain, right? Why do you care about things like world peace, that's a noble thing, not a villain thing. You should be thinking about destroying everything and killing people or you could retire. You are an old man, go make some children and spend your old age."

Madara wanted to scream again but then got confused. Yeah, he is obviously a ruthless man, who kills people just because he wants to. The amount of people he hurt in his life is incredibly large.

'So am I a villain? Then why am I trying to achieve world peace?'

Seeing the confused expression on Madara's face, Takashi wanted to laugh but held back. It's funny seeing him questioning his own ideals.

"You should forget about world peace, let's go have some fun. I saw that that guy Onoki provoked you in the chat a few days ago, how about we go beat him up.

Enjoy the small things in life.

Or we can not tell Obito that the Infinite Tsukuyomi plan is a scam and then watch his face full of despair in the end."

Hearing what Takashi said, Madara felt this guy seems to be a villain too. And a villain with a bad taste at that.

"Are these the things I should do as a villain?"

Takashi nodded in approval, Madara can still be taught.

"Yeah as a villain, you can basically do whatever you want, but of course, the premise is enough strength. There are no rules, no big ideals to bind you, just enjoy your life man, you have suffered enough.

So let's go to Iwagakure, what do you say?"

Remembering the dwarf he once beat up and the provocation of this dwarf in the chat, Madara felt he should really go relieve his anger and confusion on him. He is still depressed about Infinite Tsukuyomi, maybe some wanton destruction will help him get a better mood.

Nodding his head slowly, Madara turned his head towards Black Zetsu. With hatred on his face he used every seal technique he knew in succession and then buried him with earth ninjutsu deep underground. Patting the dust from his hands, Madara started running in the direction of Iwagakure.

"Let's go Takashi. I want to try this villain life you are talking about."

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Author Note:

So the real plot and everything will happen in other worlds with the chat group. Abusing protagonists etc. In the ninja world, it will be basically getting rewards from the stone tablet and bringing chaos with Madara. Later Kaguya will also join and started bullying these village leaders and basically characters I don't like.

Ah yes this is NOT BL, Madara is not gay in my ff, it was just a joke.