Chapter Two: Hoaxer

"Gratitude can transform common days into thanksgivings, turn routine jobs into joy, & change ordinary opportunities into blessings".

-'Unknown'

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How dense are you?

How arrogant are you?

How irresponsible are you?

How thick-witted are you?

How modest can you be?

How egocentric can you be?

Does were the words from different people everyday and what do I say about it?.

Nothing!.

Like who care about there feelings or there opinion on how I wonna live my life. There tell me to do this and do that, and am clearly sick about it all.

Oblivious to there glowers, mindful of there hatred, quick-witted to there upcoming actions, very playful to anything and it makes me happy that I am my own self. Pssf, who need them anyway.

On one hand is my dear old parents and another is my boss and colleagues. Well am like a pest to there everyday activities and I smile or smirk or giggle or fart to there suffering. It gives me great pride to see my actions in motion, very handy and creative. The inner conscious of me always go on the knees to implore about the trouble I keep getting myself into but am like 'eh' who cares.....I do what I wanna do. Am like a working disaster and to the extent, my lovely parents who are dear to me, quite contradictory is the opposite, sent me to Spain to leave with my uncle. Oh my God, you should see the damages I did there, it was like a dream come true{to be technically, my uncle is a pain in the ass}...well practically the second, my first dream is to send my older sister....who is one year older than me to an asylum.

She was a pain in the butt, my butt. Always here and there, going to social gathering, looking flashy and all. She even got to work in the number one company in the country, so unfair. I too went for the interview... Which was two years ago but no I didn't get chosen but guess who got? Ah,my dear old sissy. My parents were on cloud nine to the news and they threw a big party for it, like can you imagine it. I was invited but what do you think I was doing there, of course causing nuisance for people.

Okay let me fill you in what I did that day. (1) I spiked my mom drink and she was practically over the place, and let me tell you it caused a huge argument between does two{Dad and Mom}.

(2)I placed a note on my cousins back and it says; 'hit my butt continuously, it gives me the vibe to twerk more'.

She got so mad and did suspect me but I got out of that problem. (3) I broke into dad's wine store in the big Mansion and did a lot of catch up with all my favorite wine I missed on my graduation party. Technically, the party wasn't for me but instead for my sissy. She got a first honor and while I got the third degree. So humiliating, after practically reading all books in so many places, even my toilet for goodness sake!.

(4) I drove my dad car, after consuming a whole lot of alcohol and worst of all was hitting the car on a mailbox and getting arrested for over speeding, drunk while driving. Like my dad was really mad, so mad that is face was red like the butt of a baboon.

Ah, that was the good old days. But what's happening in my life right now, nothing!. Absolutely nothing!. The days are just too boring, specially with the constant nagging of my parents wanting me to get a good and potential job. I was so fed up with it, that I left the Mansion and started staying with my besty in her apartment.

"Annika, get you lazy butt out of the god damn bed. Jesus, you've been on it for five straight hours"besty calling and her nagging made me use the pillows to block her calls. I wanna sleep here and starve and probably die because I don't have anything to do, tricks to shackle. I have a day off in the small firm am working and I plan on sleeping through the two days break without interruption but my besty isn't haven't another way.

"Leave me alone"I groaned into the pillows and immediately I heard the kick of my poor room door and a bulldozer fell on me. I screamed for it to be removed but rather it was the roommate of mine that was on top me.

"Gosh, ginger get off me"I yelled but she wasn't leaving and I came up with a plan. A plan which made her jump off immediately.

"Don't ever do that again"she reprimanded but I stucked out my tongue out. I pretended to be gasping for air.

"Aren't you going to eat or you wanna starve?"she eyed me and sniffed the air and shivered

"What the god damn smell is evaporating the air?"she held her noise tightly and looked at me to give her answer.

"Oh, that. Well that's the left over pizza I didn't eat three days ago"I said boredly with a closed eyes. Yawning and planning to get under the cover and sleep away.

"Oh, no. You getting up now and getting rid of that smell and the smell on your body. Gosh you stink like a dead person"she yelled and ran out of the room.

Yeah she's right. I got rid of the pizza and watched up. Immediately I ran to the kitchen for the breakfast my besty made.

"Oh, my fav. Pasta"I said with blissfulness.

The food was cleared within five minutes and I was right in the front door opening the door for the other person, who was disturbing the bell.

"What you doing here?"I rolled my eyes at the creature in front of me. The perfect creature every one praises and admire.

"That's the first thing you say to a sister you haven't seen for two weeks"she spat and folded her arms. Got to say, she has taste.....with the flashy ear ring, to the necklace and the the tight gown she wore....more like a dress she slacked to a gown. The heels she wore wasn't something I plan on wearing for the life of me. The Gucci bag complimented the bet on her waist and I know she wanna brag about it all. Maybe a rich boyfriend bought her all this, one she entice. I was the only one who knew about the real she, a snake.

"What do you want?. Brag about the unconditional love from our parents or boyfriend". I asked with an arched eyes.

"I don't have the time to do that with you Annika. Just wanna invite you to my engagement party"she smiled and brought out an envelope from her bag.

Wow, the all mighty Ciara is getting married. What did you know?.

"It's in about two weeks from now. Has my only sister, you should be there"she said and handled the card to me and I took it with a smirk on my face.

She just made my day like seriously, the pranks am gonna pull, the trouble am going to cause for her soon-to-be-husband. Hmm, I wonder who the unlucky man fell victim of this snake.

I carefully opened the card and staggered back a little. It seems the eye drops I put on my eyes everyday are starting to play tricks on me themselves. The name am looking at is probably wrong, right?.

Looking up to my sissy, she smirked at me and patted my cheek.

"Don't faint on my account. Am getting married to Mr Alexio"she stated boastfully.

"You mean the father, ah what a shame. Going for married men now Ciara"I laughed and she rolled her eyes at my silly joke.

"Not the father but the son. Am getting married to Nikator Alexio"she said firmly.

Wow, this is fun and a story to listen to. How did that happen?.

How did she get him to fall for her?.

Someone who doesn't do relationship according to the news, he wanna marry?.

Oh, this is gonna fun to watch.

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-Thanks for reading-

Hope you enjoy this chapter.