HOLY SHIT
I just figured it out. i know why there not a bunch of females reading this. while it may be an unpopular opinion, it seems true that women aren't real. (if this offends you not the intention but bitch about it in the comments anyway i'll answer) anyway that's clearly why no female read this book. so obvious (the sarcasm from me is so thick) anyway haha no porn for you horny hippos get fucked bye bye.